# That's it! I'm leaving! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-leaving/15922 "2000-04-13T22:42:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-leaving/15922/1 "2000-04-13T22:42:00Z")
At long last, I am getting out of this office and going HOME! Man, what a long day… * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Four days, 20 hours, 42 minutes and 3 seconds. 194 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24.31. Life saved: 16 hours, 10 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-leaving/15922/2 "2000-04-13T22:44:00Z")
As I was opening up this thread, I was saying to myself “Jiminy Christmas, another board scandal!” You bastard. (the above comment was meant in a humorous, ironic fashion, and in no way meant to imply that Satan’s parents were not legally married at the time of his birth.) ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-leaving/15922/3 "2000-04-14T05:39:00Z")
- Arnold! \* (the above comment was meant in a humorous, ironic fashion, and in no way meant to imply that Satan’s parents were not legally married at the time of his birth.) I’m going to put this with Rose’s mom’s ‘scoop doody’ comment as stuff to crack me up!! 😃 * * * “Please Disregard the Following.”