# That's it.. I'm PISSED OFF!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 5, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-pissed-off/67664 "2001-06-05T12:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-pissed-off/67664/1 "2001-06-05T12:57:52Z")
I hate you, Cartooniverse and Jarbabyj. I hate every single word of every one of you damned posts. I have hated you from the moment I began reading the swill that is the land of the Pit. I hate you for your bile-ridden rants and for your piss-poor attempts at humor. I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU. I’m ashamed of myself. Every day I come to work and like some sort of drug addict I’m _drawn_ to each of your posts. I’ve spewed more liquid and solid refreshments out my nose and over my keyboard and monitor than I care to admit to The Gods That Are The ITS Men. They had to replace my keyboard after the last time. I see the looks they’re giving me. I know they know what my secret obsession is. They know I can’t stop myself from opening that fucking bookmark to the Pit and pointing-and-fucking-clicking on each-and-every-one of your goddamned posts. Weekends offer no pleasure anymore, since I suffer painful, epileptic withdrawal. May you rot in hell, Cartooniverse and Jarbabyj. I’m a professional. I have several advances degrees. I’m multi-talented in both the white and blue collar worlds. I’m _smart_, damnit. Well-known. Respected. And happily married. But I would shag either one of you to death if you happened upon my doorstep. Yes, EITHER ONE OF YOU. Or both together. 😉 So if you’re ever in the area… NO. NO, NO, NO. I MUST STOP. I must not give in to your evil, sadistic ways. You’re just USING me for the cheap thrills that come from someone appreciating your intellect. I know you. You don’t want _me_. You just want to hear the musical tones of my laughter, or the sympathetic little whimpers I send to you. It’s ALL ABOUT YOU. Damn you. Damn you. Damn you. May you be subjected to unimaginable horror for the pain you put me through. -Bobkitty ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-pissed-off/67664/2 "2001-06-05T13:04:33Z")
Amen to that, dude. Between the two of them, I don’t think I’ve stopped laughing for months. Of course, there are more like them. Just look around for a while. I want **Jarbaby** big time. Alas, it will never happen. _sigh_ But I can dream. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-pissed-off/67664/3 "2001-06-05T13:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU. Another one succumbs to the twisted machinations of **Cartooniverse** and **Jarbabyj** … \ ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-im-pissed-off/67664/4 "2001-06-05T13:40:46Z")
We’ll all succumb to their witty comments eventually. Don’t try and fight it 'cause it’ll only pull you in faster.