# That's It We Obviously Need to Fuck More. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814 "2006-06-30T23:47:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/1 "2006-06-30T23:47:08Z")
Says these [rankings](http://www.aneki.com/sexually_active.html). How can we be the best country in the world if we aren’t getting laid?? Go out there NOW and do your part. I had better be seeing a lot of socks on doorknobs when I drive up and down the street in a few minutes. Oh yeah… for the greater good…the line forms to my left. Be prepared, because daddy is going to pound down a few numbers for the good of our country. Bring a jug of water and a towel. Oh yeah, condoms too. Of course, if women in [this](http://www.aneki.com/beautiful.html) category wish to come here, daddy won’t fight you. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/2 "2006-06-30T23:50:14Z")
Says these [rankings](http://www.aneki.com/sexually_active.html). How can we be the best country in the world if we aren’t getting laid?? Go out there NOW and do your part. I had better be seeing a lot of socks on doorknobs when I drive up and down the street in a few minutes. Oh yeah… for the greater good…the line forms to my left. Be prepared, because daddy is going to pound down a few numbers for the good of our country. Bring a jug of water and a towel. Oh yeah, condoms too. Of course, if women in [this](http://www.aneki.com/beautiful.html) category wish to come here, daddy won’t fight you. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/3 "2006-06-30T23:56:08Z")
You must feel really strongly about the subject matter to post the thread twice! Or did you just get so excited your refractory period disappeared? Ba da bum! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/4 "2006-06-30T23:57:20Z")
[We’re number 15](http://www.durex.com/cm/gss2004Content.asp?intQid=398&intMenuOpen=11), right under Slovenia, but on top of Israel. USA USA USA ! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/5 "2006-06-30T23:58:05Z")
Heh. My browser went “Internet Explorer does not respond” on me. Apparently, I’ve given SO much attention to the ladies, my computer feels neglected. Screwing my laptop won’t help us get on the list, though. We need flesh, blood…and boobs. Gotta have boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/6 "2006-06-30T23:59:06Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > [We’re number 15](http://www.durex.com/cm/gss2004Content.asp?intQid=398&intMenuOpen=11), right under Slovenia, but on top of Israel. > > USA USA USA ! That’s right, Israel! You take it! We’re on top! Who is your father and what does he do? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/7 "2006-07-01T00:52:44Z")
I’m willing to do my part to increase our stature in the wankings! Err, uh, RANKINGS, that is–ahem! I’ve got the boobs, but boobs alone do not a sex act make–we need wieners and buns! Oh, and some people having sex, too! :eek: Dammit, you’re absolutely right–I DO need to get laid… oh, sweetie? Could’ja come here for a minute? Mama needs you… :wally :o :eek: 😃😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/8 "2006-07-01T00:56:37Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > How can we be the best country in the world if we aren’t getting laid?? Go out there NOW and do your part. Dude, did you just command the National Organization of Women to put out more? You are in for a _world_ of hurt. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/9 "2006-07-01T01:03:41Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Dude, did you just command the National Organization of Women to put out more? > > You are in for a _world_ of hurt. He knows what he wrote 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/10 "2006-07-01T01:11:02Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Dude, did you just command the National Organization of Women to put out more? > > You are in for a _world_ of hurt. And so are they. Yep, gonna lower the boom on the populace…_cracks knuckles_ So…um…you want in on this deal or not? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/11 "2006-07-01T01:14:07Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > I’m willing to do my part to increase our stature in the wankings! Err, uh, RANKINGS, that is–ahem! > > I’ve got the boobs, but boobs alone do not a sex act make–we need wieners and buns! Oh, and some people having sex, too! :eek: > > Dammit, you’re absolutely right–I DO need to get laid… oh, sweetie? Could’ja come here for a minute? Mama needs you… > > :wally :o :eek: 😃😉 Mehem. What number do you have, darling? Also, on topic…I think we need more grand orgie-…er…Dopefests. ---
**Author:** ![seenidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@seenidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seenidog)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/12 "2006-07-01T01:16:13Z")
I feel like such a traitor! I confess out of guilt. I am personally responsible for lowering the US average for years! (Sob weep cry) I want to reform! I really do! I need help! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/13 "2006-07-01T01:19:51Z")
Well then. Get liquored up, put money in the pockets of our local small businesses and root around like a whore with an itch that cannot be scratched. …not THAT itch… the other one. No, NOT the communicable one. Yeah…that’s it…right there… …now sniff. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/14 "2006-07-01T01:36:00Z")
> [@Least Original](#): > > …now sniff. Jesus Christ, is it _supposed_ to smell like corn chips? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/15 "2006-07-01T01:47:33Z")
Does that list mean we can call the French “fuckers” now and say it’s a compliment? I kid, I kid, I’m a Frenchie (Canadian) myself… ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/16 "2006-07-01T01:49:17Z")
I like the fact that we in the UK are drawing with Iceland, a country with considerably more darkness over the year. New reputation for us Brits; Stiff upper-lip, reserved prudes? No! Prodigious day-fuckers! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/17 "2006-07-01T01:56:26Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Jesus Christ, is it _supposed_ to smell like corn chips? Um. Wrong side. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/18 "2006-07-01T01:58:00Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Jesus Christ, is it _supposed_ to smell like corn chips? This sounds like an illegal immigrant joke and I, sir, for one, will not stoop to such things. You must be referring to what we Americans call “high fructose snack triangles”. I’m starting to sound like Stephen Colbert, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/19 "2006-07-01T02:11:36Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > How can we be the best country in the world if we aren’t getting laid?? Go out there NOW and do your part. Since you brought it up, you’re in charge of pairing up all the single Dopers so we can all do our part. Or are we including the kind of sex where a partner isn’t necessary? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/20 "2006-07-01T02:21:00Z")
Duplicate threads merged. [/Moderating] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814.md?page=2)