# That's It We Obviously Need to Fuck More. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814 "2006-06-30T23:47:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/41 "2006-07-01T14:24:40Z")
\'Ullo dahlin! Any of you birds fancy a li’ul shag? 😉 \ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/42 "2006-07-01T14:41:42Z")
I’m noticing there’s a dropoff of participants here. This is a bad thing. Now is not the time to be thinking about yourself, ladies. We’ve got millions of willing males (and me…you know…the alpha male…the brains behind this operation…) prepared to lay themselves down for their country. Don’t be selfish, ladies. We’ve gotta at least out-fuck Cuba. If those wily Canadians get wind of this plan, they might start rising up in the rankings. Bring more Mexican immigrants! If we can’t get our native born women to start putting out, we obviously need to outsource them to push this country ahead. yeah, just back the truckload of horny, nubile females up over there, Paco. gracias, amigo. ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/43 "2006-07-01T14:44:48Z")
I don’t live that far from the US/Canada border. If **Kythereia** and I get together does that count as a half for each country or one each? Yes, I feel this issues is important enough to de-lurk for. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/44 "2006-07-01T14:50:14Z")
That’s one for each. That means we just stay ahead of those Canuckleheads. We want to sexually subjugate these Canadians! They’ve been on top of our fair country for too long. just ignore alaska trying to mount canada from the back. think of it as the puppy that unexpectedly slaps its cold, wet nose on your sack as you’re having sex. Kytheria, you obviously need to leave your country and get in line. Do you have new, fancy sexual positions up there? ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/45 "2006-07-01T21:22:10Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Do you realize we’re _twentieth_? We must get out more for the good of our country! But, you see, my boyfriend’s _American_! So if, in the interest of boosting Canada’s position on the sexual-frequency scale, I jump him more often… I’m helping the Americans too! What’s the matter, **Least Original**? Don’t like 'em on top? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/46 "2006-07-02T00:31:02Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > But, you see, my boyfriend’s _American_! So if, in the interest of boosting Canada’s position on the sexual-frequency scale, I jump him more often… I’m helping the Americans too! > > What’s the matter, **Least Original**? Don’t like 'em on top? 😉 On top is good for round one. You’re halping both sides equally. We don’t want “equally”. We want wheelbarrows full of hot, steamy sex. It only counts if you bang multiple Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/47 "2006-07-02T00:43:49Z")
You know… I’ve been saying this (about myself) for years. It’s nice to have this study to back me up, as well as prove that I’m probably the only one not getting laid. > [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Of course, if women in [this](http://www.aneki.com/beautiful.html) category wish to come here, daddy won’t fight you. We need Venezuelans, repeat, Venezuelans! Stat! > [@tomndebb](#): > > Duplicate threads merged. Work it, **tom** , work it! Merge those threads! The temperature’s going up in here already. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/48 "2006-07-02T00:46:23Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > USA USA USA ! I think I’ll start chanting this whenever I get laid now. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/49 "2006-07-02T01:05:27Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > Does that list mean we can call the French “fuckers” now and say it’s a compliment? Yes. It does. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/50 "2006-07-02T01:06:45Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > But, you see, my boyfriend’s _American_! So if, in the interest of boosting Canada’s position on the sexual-frequency scale, I jump him more often… I’m helping the Americans too!) International cooperation must be encouraged! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/51 "2006-07-02T01:08:27Z")
Boy! I knew my sex life was bad but I didn’t think I’d be dragging the whole country down. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/52 "2006-07-02T01:12:49Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Boy! > > I knew my sex life was bad but I didn’t think I’d be dragging the whole country down. > > Sorry. Now, now. Don’t think THAT way. Now you’ve got a goal! Think not how you can help your country screw, think about how you can screw for your country! Only things that should be dragging should be the tongues of the females that you leavec by the open lair to your boudoir, or, translated from French, your “glorificent fuck palace”. If you need something to sell this act to the ladies, just tell them that a zebra is only a few colors removed from a horse, and that your equine status will drag them to the heights of screaming orgasm after screaming orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/53 "2006-07-02T01:15:50Z")
[drunk]Party in m’ pants! No cova charge fo’ the lay-dees![/drunk] … … … … … No takers, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/54 "2006-07-02T01:21:16Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > International cooperation must be encouraged! Mr. President, we cannot allow a sex gap! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/55 "2006-07-02T03:59:31Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > We got beat by the _British_? > > Oh, terrible shame. It’s the _British_… it’s not like it counts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/56 "2006-07-02T04:05:14Z")
Now now! In this age of globalization, we cannot allow our country to fall by the fucking wayside!!! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/57 "2006-07-06T02:09:30Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Dude, did you just command the National Organization of Women to put out more? > > You are in for a _world_ of hurt. Ancient sexist joke: If all the feminists were laid end to end . . . that would be the best thing that could happen to them! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/58 "2006-07-06T02:34:58Z")
I’m American, so I need to do the dirty deed 111 times. My wife is Tawanese, so we’ll need 80 for her and we live in Japan so another 46 for this country. Let’s see, 237 times a year. I’ll let the wife know what the expectations are. 😃 What? I’m a sales manager, what do you expect? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/59 "2006-07-06T03:05:30Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > I’m American, so I need to do the dirty deed 111 times. My wife is Tawanese, so we’ll need 80 for her and we live in Japan so another 46 for this country. Let’s see, 237 times a year. I’ll let the wife know what the expectations are. 😃 > > What? I’m a sales manager, what do you expect? Bang her until her titties fall off, brother. That’s what I expect of ya. Don’t you let me down. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814/60 "2006-07-06T03:48:18Z")
In all of this excitement about getting laid, I think we’re missing something: These stats are compiled by Durex, which is probably basing stuff off condom use. I submit to you that there are probably more’n a few couples out there having sex and not using condoms. So perhaps the situation is not quite as dire as it seems. However, this is no cause for sitting down on the job (unless that position works well for you). We Americans must show our prowess by plowing our way to the top of this list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-it-we-obviously-need-to-fuck-more/362814.md?page=4)