# That's just not fair CK Haven.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871 "2005-08-06T14:03:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/161 "2005-08-08T15:52:46Z")

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Sweeping? Yes. Bizarre? No. He saw a resemblance between the writing styles of people who post here, and people who post there. He then figured that it was proof that it was the same people. That hardly seems bizarre to me, just a little over-reaching.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/162 "2005-08-08T15:52:48Z")

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Personally, I think it’s bad enough to be reasonably assured that whoever those people were, they were most likely members here. They could search, after all. And although I understand that some of the people in this thread don’t like me, and might just as well say, hey no harm done, it stands to reason that unless you are one of the participants, you could be the next object of their cacophony around the cauldron.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/163 "2005-08-08T15:55:43Z")

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Can you describe the accusation in some cryptic fashion?

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/164 "2005-08-08T15:56:34Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Sweeping? Yes. Bizarre? No. He saw a resemblance between the writing styles of people who post here, and people who post there. He then figured that it was proof that it was the same people. That hardly seems bizarre to me, just a little over-reaching.

Bullshit. I seen a resemblance between your writing style and that of a semi-literate AI bot, but I don’t accuse you of being an AI bot. But I suppoe it’s all double plus good.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/165 "2005-08-08T16:00:00Z")

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Now I’m all curious. Was the other thread related to this one? It linked to one of those snarky anon communities? AND I MISSED IT?!

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/166 "2005-08-08T16:01:00Z")

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> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> \<snip\>but I don’t accuse you of being an AI bot.

Yes, but if you just went to a demonstration of bots, and you see a certain incidents of phrases in common in my writing, I say it is bullshit to call such an accusation bullshit.

It is more than just a boy who cried troll, it is a matter of commonalities in writing styles.

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/167 "2005-08-08T16:03:27Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> It is more than just a boy who cried troll, it is a matter of commonalities in writing styles.

Your writing style is eerily similiar to Eliza; her grammar is better but you have a bigger vocabulary, so it’s a wash.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/168 "2005-08-08T16:03:49Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> Personally, I think it’s bad enough to be reasonably assured that whoever those people were, they were most likely members here. They could search, after all. And although I understand that some of the people in this thread don’t like me, and might just as well say, hey no harm done, it stands to reason that unless you are one of the participants, you could be the next object of their cacophony around the cauldron.

But if they are such wimps that they don’t want to confront people to their faces, so to speak, why even worry about what they say? I pay attention to what you say, even though I disagree with 95% of it, partly because you are upfront and open about it. If you were the type to scurry about and shit on me behind my back, that would say something about who you are, and I wouldn’t care at all about what someone like that would say. Why should you?

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/169 "2005-08-08T16:04:48Z")

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Scott, someone as clueless as yourself vouching for the validity of forensic reading is simply a no-go.

Biggirl, it was probably a link to a snarkpit thread trying to ramp up a Liberal banning here. Full of the usual, and understandable, “Lib sucks” stuff.

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/170 "2005-08-08T16:05:45Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Yes, but if you just went to a demonstration of bots, and you see a certain incidents of phrases in common in my writing, I say it is bullshit to call such an accusation bullshit.
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> It is more than just a boy who cried troll, it is a matter of commonalities in writing styles.

You know what? Put your cards on the table motherfucker. Are you accusing myself and the others that gum aimed his shotgun at or not? This is why I emailed the mods about that thread and this is why I think that disappearing threads that others damn well saw is a bad idea.

So, when did you stop beating your wife and molesting your children? I only ask because I see commonalities of style between you and sociopath.

You piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/171 "2005-08-08T16:05:47Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Now I’m all curious. Was the other thread related to this one? It linked to one of those snarky anon communities? AND I MISSED IT?!

It was people getting together and planning how to dig up dirt on me and on the SDMB adminstration. Accusations that I was Lynn’s pet. (One of the dumbest statements ever made.) Speculation that I had paid for a lot of people’s memberships. (I haven’t paid for anyone’s.) Looking to harvest past warnings. And so on. It was extremely spooky.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/172 "2005-08-08T16:08:27Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> But if they are such wimps that they don’t want to confront people to their faces, so to speak, why even worry about what they say? I pay attention to what you say, even though I disagree with 95% of it, partly because you are upfront and open about it. If you were the type to scurry about and shit on me behind my back, that would say something about who you are, and I wouldn’t care at all about what someone like that would say. Why should you?

True. I wouldn’t say I’m worried about it, but it was a bit unsettling. Kind of like watching your own wake. Or being locked in a dark closet while you can here anonymous voices outside planning to do you harm.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/173 "2005-08-08T16:11:07Z")

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> **Liberal** :  
> (I haven’t paid for anyone’s.)

I guess people got the wrong impression from the first year subscriptions:

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> **Liberal** :  
> I would like to sponsor as many as ten people for the first year. I want the outcasts. No trolls. No troublemakers. Just people with generally unpopular opinions who are capable of expressing themselves civilly and have primarily an interest in Great Debates of Cafe Society.

From [Make your “pay my subscription fee” request here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245878)

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/174 "2005-08-08T16:11:47Z")

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> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> Well, as far as it goes I understand. However, that was a pretty sweeping and bizarre accusation that **gum** made. May I ask if this matter is still under discussion or do we act like the thread never existed and that we have never been at war with Oceana?

Discussion is over, at least about the thread being relegated to the outer darkness. We aren’t asking anyone to pretend the thread didn’t exist, **Binarydrone**. And we _aren’t_ ‘at war with Oceana’. We don’t care two whoops and a holler what anti-SDMB sites are out there. They’ve been around since the very start. Stale news. We don’t permit grudges, axes in need of grinding or assorted hoopla to be dragged from other sites onto our board.

They’re treated exactly the same as all the other sites that posters come across. No board wars, period, no matter the pretext. Crusaders intent on cleaning up lies and idiocy on the web, one site at a time, won’t be permitted to drag their fights onto the Dope.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/175 "2005-08-08T16:12:29Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> True. I wouldn’t say I’m worried about it, but it was a bit unsettling. Kind of like watching your own wake. Or being locked in a dark closet while you can here anonymous voices outside planning to do you harm.

Well, keep in mind that all of the voices here are anonymous as well (I assure you, my real name ain’t Binarydrone). That being said, I think that you must know by now that I am not exactly shy with my Binarydrone persona.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/176 "2005-08-08T16:13:38Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> It was people getting together and planning how to dig up dirt on me and on the SDMB adminstration. Accusations that I was Lynn’s pet. (One of the dumbest statements ever made.) Speculation that I had paid for a lot of people’s memberships. (I haven’t paid for anyone’s.) Looking to harvest past warnings. And so on. It was extremely spooky.

Ah. I wonder why I wasn’t mailed a link. I guess because they haven’t mentioned how fat and ugly and black I am.

I wouldn’t worry about it Lib, Anonymous doesn’t like anybody.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/177 "2005-08-08T16:15:09Z")

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> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> You know what? Put your cards on the table motherfucker. Are you accusing myself and the others that gum aimed his shotgun at or not?

No, I am not accusing you of being a snarker. Nor am I saying **gum** was right in saying there was commonalities between your postings here and those at that page. I was simply saying that she was right to have speculated, albeit it with the expectation she would be kicked off the board.

Those people feel like going off to a community where they can bitch in private. You, on the other hand feel free to bitch in the forum to which it is appropriate, this very forum. Honestly, why would you have to go to a separate place?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/178 "2005-08-08T16:19:10Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Those people feel like going off to a community where they can bitch in private. You, on the other hand feel free to bitch in the forum to which it is appropriate, this very forum. Honestly, why would you have to go to a separate place?

There are those who inhabit both spheres, playing within the rules here and gleefully wallowing in shit elsewhere. Apparently their nastiness isn’t sufficiently satiated in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/179 "2005-08-08T16:21:13Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> I guess people got the wrong impression from the first year subscriptions:  
> From [Make your “pay my subscription fee” request here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245878)

I guess they did. The fact is that no one responded to my offer.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-just-not-fair-ck-haven/315871/180 "2005-08-08T16:24:33Z")

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Admit it ETF, you’re jealous of my unsatiable nastiness.

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