# That's MY Question Cecil Answered This Week!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [March 14, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856 "2000-03-14T00:08:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/1 "2000-03-14T00:08:00Z")

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[www.straightdope.com/columns/000310.htm](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000310.htm)

😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

And now you know why I changed my sig line! I knew more than two weeks ago that Cecil would answer my question because **JillGat** let me know and she emailed me a copy of the finished column.

I HAVE REACHED THE INNER CIRCLE!

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**Author:** ![PUNdit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@PUNdit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PUNdit)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/2 "2000-03-14T00:30:00Z")

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Hey Jab that’s great. But when I click your link I get a 404. Have you been censored already?

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“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.  
I recommend pleasant.”  
Elwood P. Dowd

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/3 "2000-03-14T00:34:00Z")

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The link is: [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000310.html](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000310.html)

Congratulations 🙂 BTW, which one is yours, Japanese soldiers or jeep?

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/4 "2000-03-14T00:52:00Z")

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The Japanese soldiers. I had a vague memory about seeing them surrender long after the war was over, but I couldn’t be sure if it was a real event or an episode of some TV series.

My apologies, **PUNdit**. All I did wrong was leave off the “l” in “html.”

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**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/5 "2000-03-14T02:24:00Z")

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I swear to God that I saw a documentary on Japan’s “stay-behind soldiers”, over the weekend on the History Channel, but I can’t find a lising for it on their homepage or in the TV guide.

Assuming I’m not imagining things, this show stated that Onoda and a private who returned from an island in Indonesia were the last to be discovered. Cecil says he has definite knowledge of a soldier who surrendered in the Philippines in 1980. Who was he and why didn’t the show mention him?

Also, I wonder how many of these soldiers were really abiding by the Bushido code. Sounds like a pretty good alibi for a deserter shacking up with a Guamanian or Filipino girlfriend.

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/6 "2000-03-14T17:46:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Ursa Major:  
> **Cecil says he has definite knowledge of a soldier who surrendered in the Philippines in 1980. Who was he and why didn’t the show mention him?**

Cecil furnished a link to a [weblist](http://www.wanpela.com/holdouts/list.html) of holdouts. The 1980 holdout is listed as Fumio Nakahira.

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rocks

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**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/7 "2000-03-15T02:03:00Z")

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Yea! to Jab1! Good idea! But I truly miss seeing your old logo - it was the best, give Cecil a few weeks of glory and change back to the fish!

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/8 "2000-03-15T12:15:00Z")

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Congrats Jab. I’m still trying to break into that circle myself. Not long ago I submitted a question to the master that I thought was worthy of his brilliance only to haw his assistant e-mail me back that he was currently researching it. In other words, while my question was worthy and not yet answered, someone else had beat me to it.

_Sigh_ Oh well, maybe I’ll get a “simalarly from…” credit.

-Paul L.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/9 "2000-03-15T12:17:00Z")

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Yikes. Looks like I can’t even spell “have”.

No wonder…

-Paul L.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/10 "2000-03-16T01:53:00Z")

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So “jab” = Jack A. Biggs, then?

-andros-

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/11 "2000-03-16T19:29:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by andros:  
> \*\*So “jab” = Jack A. Biggs, then?
> 
> -andros-\*\*

Yup. Middle name is Autry, as in Gene Autry. It was also my father’s name. My grandparents liked Gene Autry.

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/12 "2000-03-16T20:11:00Z")

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So you’re jab II?

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[rocks](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/991203.html)

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/13 "2000-03-17T01:06:00Z")

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The Chandler wobble, huh? Sheesh! by comparison, the Coriolis force is _People_ magazine material.

Seriously: congrats, rocks!

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/14 "2000-03-17T16:40:00Z")

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RTFirefly

Thanks. I can appreciate jab1’s OP. What kind of mathematician are you?

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rocks

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/15 "2000-03-18T06:23:00Z")

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Uhhhhh, guys…

My question is the one for March 10, about Japanese soldiers. Methinks thou art responding to the March 17 question, which is not yet online, and which I have not yet even _read,_ let alone _asked_. And didn’t Cecil already answer a question about the Chandler wobble? Is this an update? I have only a vague understanding of the Coriolis effect. It’s what makes hurricanes rotate counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, right?

Go to the third post, the one by **Gr8Kat** , and click on the link provided. My question is the first of the two Cecil answered _last week_, not this week.

**RM Mentock** : I am Jab Jr. (I was and still am called “Jay” by all my relatives. It’s better than “Junior!”)

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/16 "2000-03-18T06:27:00Z")

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Oh, geez, I’m such an idiot. I just now clicked on the “rocks” link. **Mentock** asked about the wobble. And **Firefly** was asking YOU what kind of mathematician you are!

I haven’t had enough caffeine yet…

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-my-question-cecil-answered-this-week/856/17 "2000-03-20T21:10:00Z")

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And now my question is in the Archive. Fame IS fleeting, isn’t it?

And now, I FINALLY got it: **Mentock** asked **Firefly** , “what kind of mathematician are you?”

Some days, my learning curve _declines_.

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When all else fails, ask Cecil.
