# That's odd and why is my pocket on fire?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761 "2007-06-20T20:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/21 "2007-06-21T04:12:42Z")

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The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread was the scene in the film _Hard Eight_ where John C Reilly’s pocket spontaneously catches fire. I think that was a book of matches, though.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/22 "2007-06-21T14:59:06Z")

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[QUOTE=NinjaChick]  
Wait, if he says his pants were on fire when they really _weren’t_, he is therefore lying, therefore, his pants must be on fire, which means that he’s _not_ lying, so there’s no need for his pants to be on fire…  
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Great. Now I’m bleeding from the ears.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/23 "2007-06-21T15:11:44Z")

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[QUOTE=NinjaChick]  
Wait, if he says his pants were on fire when they really _weren’t_, he is therefore lying, therefore, his pants must be on fire, which means that he’s _not_ lying, so there’s no need for his pants to be on fire…  
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Gee, thanks, Captain Kirk. You just blew up our computer. Now our civilization is going to have to learn to think for itself.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/24 "2007-06-21T15:20:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]  
I. I await the day when I see a women’s purse burning.  
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_hastily yanks spare batteries out of purse_

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/25 "2007-06-21T16:40:51Z")

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You must be _really_ happy to see me…

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**Author:** ![StinkyBurrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@StinkyBurrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StinkyBurrito)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/26 "2007-06-21T17:17:43Z")

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A 9 volt got me good one time. I didn’t realize what was happening until it was really shocking and burning the crap out of my leg. I still hate thinking about that feeling.

I thought I was the only one, but based on the replies here it seems fairly common.

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/27 "2007-06-21T17:47:32Z")

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Holy crap! I had no idea that could happen! That’s quite scary.

I’m happy you escaped injury. Thanks for letting the rest of us know what might happen.

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/28 "2007-06-21T18:05:57Z")

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And yet no sympathy for those of us whose professional careers demand that we lick 9V batteries. Sigh…

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/29 "2007-06-21T18:17:18Z")

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Wow, I had no clue that sort of thing could happen! I keep spare batteries in pockets and purses all the time! I’ll have to be more careful.

Thanks for the warning!

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/30 "2007-06-21T18:19:37Z")

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Yup. Me too. Mine was a high performance rechargeable [Versapak](http://www.acehardware.com/product/index.jsp?productId=1287964) cell. That sucker got HOT!

The culprit was an all metal pocket knife. It was a bit uncomfortable too.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/31 "2007-06-21T18:34:39Z")

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Put me down as another who found out by experience that that can happen.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/32 "2007-06-21T18:36:14Z")

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Me too, with a cheap flashlight that broke and I stuffed in a pocket, and some gum wrappers.

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**Author:** ![Arch\_Trout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9f8e36/32.png) [@Arch\_Trout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arch_Trout)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/33 "2007-06-22T01:58:01Z")

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Happened to me a while back, my key and keyring wrapped around an AA causing much anguish.  
It’s good to know I’m not alone!

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**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/34 "2007-06-22T02:02:29Z")

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They warned us about this in third grade. Were all you asleep?

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/35 "2007-06-22T03:07:36Z")

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…ah, hah, wha?

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/36 "2007-06-22T04:06:59Z")

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Oh Yeah?!?!?!?!?!

Well, this one time, I was walking to work with a CAR BATTERY in my pocket…

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/37 "2007-06-22T05:01:34Z")

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Time to change your name to Uncommon Cents.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/38 "2007-06-22T11:45:51Z")

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Ouch, good thing this didn’t turn into a not-worksafe TMI thread, battery acid on the nethers or inner thigh!

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/39 "2007-06-22T13:00:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Sattua]  
They warned us about this in third grade. Were all you asleep?  
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I stayed awake throughout third grade and never heard about this battery thing until a few years ago.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-odd-and-why-is-my-pocket-on-fire/408761/40 "2007-06-22T13:12:05Z")

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I did hear hot pants were coming back.

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