# That's right

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [June 8, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657 "1999-06-08T22:25:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Post date:** [June 8, 1999, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/1 "1999-06-08T22:25:00Z")

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There’s nothing here.Everybody noticed.I didn’t do it!

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**Post date:** [June 9, 1999, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/2 "1999-06-09T00:09:00Z")

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Yes, you did! I saw you!

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**Post date:** [June 9, 1999, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/3 "1999-06-09T03:33:00Z")

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Ex Tank & jdv overheated it.  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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Work like you don’t need the money…  
Love like you’ve never been hurt…  
Dance like nobody’s watching! Source???

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**Post date:** [June 9, 1999, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/4 "1999-06-09T11:44:00Z")

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Hmm What did I miss?  
who overheated whom?

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Cogito Ergo Vroom  
I think therefore I ride fast…

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**Post date:** [June 9, 1999, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/5 "1999-06-09T12:02:00Z")

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I try to post a thread telling the truth about Lynn and…wait!, no!..don’t do it!!!..

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/6 "1999-06-29T09:20:00Z")

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Hello.

I felt it was necessary to move this thread to the top again. 🙂

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/7 "1999-06-29T11:34:00Z")

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## Yeah, before it sinks too far.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/8 "1999-06-29T12:13:00Z")

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Hey, guys, you think this thread will make the next book?

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“The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” -George Carlin

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/9 "1999-06-29T12:58:00Z")

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Enough of this silliness, this is the General Questions section, so lets have some General Questions.  
Such as…Who has a higher rank, General Electric or General Mills?

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/10 "1999-06-29T14:54:00Z")

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Seeing as how General Electric makes the W-80 warhead, I would say him.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/11 "1999-06-29T15:58:00Z")

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And what’s to become of Corporal Punishment and Private Parts?

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/12 "1999-06-29T16:55:00Z")

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I think they’re with Major Accomplishment.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/13 "1999-06-29T16:56:00Z")

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I think they’re with Major Accomplishment.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/14 "1999-06-29T20:22:00Z")

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Private Parts can always get work from Sargent Slaughter (GI Joe, ret). He’s now Commissioner Slaughter of the WWF. His acting ability is still negligible, however.

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“I had a feeling that in Hell there would be mushrooms.” -The Secret of Monkey Island

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/15 "1999-06-29T21:00:00Z")

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Sgt. Slaughter was dishonorably discharged by Coronel Sanders. He violated their don’t ask don’t tell policy one night alone with Marshall Law.

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The facts expressed here belong to everybody, the opinions to me. The distinction is  
yours to draw…

Omniscient; BAG

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/16 "1999-06-29T21:11:00Z")

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These military puns are really rank.

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**Post date:** [June 29, 1999, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thats-right/1657/17 "1999-06-29T23:40:00Z")

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Nick, put a lock on this, I don’t want to be blamed…
