# The 10 tattoos that annoy me most **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-10-tattoos-that-annoy-me-most/474910 "2008-11-29T09:10:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 96
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-10-tattoos-that-annoy-me-most/474910/96 "2008-12-01T00:31:41Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > That would make: > > **14. The portrait** > > It’s a nice sentiment. Really, it is. My dad wanted to get a portrait tattoo of my grandpa right after he died, and I’m glad I was able to talk him out of it. Your skin is going to move and stretch and wrinkle and you’re going to have a sci-fi masterpiece stuck on your arm that scares you every morning in the mirror instead of reminding you of your dear departed loved one. Or you could end up with [this](http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g30/blowmekthx/tattoo.jpg) right out of the gate. Come on. Are you seriously gonna try and tell me that Steve O’s famous [“Prison Sex Avoidance” tattoo](http://www.indobiker.nl/images/irock1.jpg) isn’t a hilariously cool idea? It’s a huge portrait of himself on his own back, with his autograph reading “yeah dude, i rock! Steve O” underneath! He said after he had it done that if he was ever in prison and some dude wanted to make him his betty, he’d back off when he realized he had to look at Steve’s ugly mug even when he was behind Steve. LMFAO every time I see it! Of course, Steve also has a tattoo on his arm that says [“I have a small weiner”](http://www.steveo.com/gallery/pictures/tattoos/big/04.jpg) lol --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-10-tattoos-that-annoy-me-most/474910)._