# The 12 Days of a Mod's Christmas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710 "2003-12-08T06:29:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/1 "2003-12-08T06:29:03Z")
On the First Day of Christmas **TubaDiva** gave to me…a lecture on using vB. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/2 "2003-12-08T06:33:56Z")
On the second day of christmas **Czarcasm** gave to me… a lockdown sarcastically. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/3 "2003-12-08T07:16:45Z")
On the third day of Christmas, Coldfire gave to me: 3 Nazi Mods 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/4 "2003-12-08T07:23:51Z")
On the fourth day of Christmas, Lynn Bodoni gave to me: 4 asshat titles 3 Nazi mods 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/5 "2003-12-08T17:55:06Z")
On the fifth day of Christmas, Coldfire gave to me… Five…stern…warnings. 4 asshat titles 3 Nazi mods 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/6 "2003-12-08T18:14:20Z")
on the sixth day of christmas, xash gave to me… 6 suspensions Five…stern…warnings 4 asshat titles 3 Nazi mods 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/7 "2003-12-08T18:22:45Z")
On the seventh day of Christmas, **Bibliophage** gave to me… 7 moved threads 6 suspensions 5 stern warnings 4 asshat titles 3 Nazi mods 2 lockdowns… And a lecture on using vB. ---
**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/8 "2003-12-08T18:49:34Z")
On the eigth day of Christmas, **Arnold** gave to me … 8 banned trolls 7 moved threads 6 suspensions 5 stern warnings 4 asshat titles 3 Nazi mods 2 lockdowns … And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/9 "2003-12-08T21:46:14Z")
On the ninth day of Christmas, **Gaudere** gave to me, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5 stern warnings, 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns … And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/10 "2003-12-08T23:03:25Z")
On the Tenth day of Christmas, **Dexter** gave to me, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5 stern warniiiiiings, (bah-dah-dah-dahmp!) 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns … And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/11 "2003-12-08T23:08:35Z")
(I keep hearing Miss Piggy singing " 5 steee-rrrrn warnings…ba dum dum dum…) Ya’ll rock! Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/12 "2003-12-08T23:38:38Z")
On the Tenth day of Christmas, **Alphagene** gave to me, 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5 stern warniiiiiings, (bah-dah-dah-dahmp!) 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns … And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/13 "2003-12-09T00:31:29Z")
On the 12th day of Christmas DrMatrix gave to me 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5 stern warniiiiiiiiiings 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/14 "2003-12-09T00:48:54Z")
On the 13th day of Dopemas **Cajun Man** gave to me… 13 broken links 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5 stern warniiiiiiiiiings 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 sarcastic lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/15 "2003-12-09T02:31:37Z")
On the 14th day of Christmas/Dopemas \*\* TVeblen\*\* gave to me… 14 double posts 13 broken links 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5…stern…warn-innnnngs! 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/16 "2003-12-09T03:39:20Z")
On the 15th day of Christmas, **Uncle Beer** gave to me. . . 15 tired hamsters 14 double posts 13 broken links 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5…stern…warn-innnnngs! 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/17 "2003-12-09T04:14:15Z")
On the 16th day of Christmas, \*\*John Corrado[/b[ gave to me. . . 16 “gotcha ya’s” 15 tired hamsters 14 double posts 13 broken links 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5…stern…warn-innnnngs! 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/18 "2003-12-09T04:15:39Z")
And a broken vB code on the house! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/19 "2003-12-09T05:46:48Z")
On the 17th day of Dope-mas **Ed Zotti** gave to me… 17 grammar nazis 16 “gotcha ya’s” 15 tired hamsters 14 double posts 13 broken links 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5…stern…warn-innnnngs! 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, \<— (shouldn’t this be Hi Opals?) 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710/20 "2003-12-09T06:47:57Z")
On the 18th day of Dopemas \*\* Cecil Adams \*\* gave to me… 18 1920’s Style Death Rays 17 grammar nazis 16 “gotcha ya’s” 15 tired hamsters 14 double posts 13 broken links 12 hours of loading 11 brand new smilies, 10 puppets socking, 9 hidden forums, 8 banned trolls, 7 moved threads, 6 suspensions, 5…stern…warn-innnnngs! 4 asshat titles, 3 Nazi mods, 2 lockdowns And a lecture on using vB! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-a-mods-christmas/217710.md?page=2)