# The 12 Days of StraightDope Christmas. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 23, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389 "2004-12-23T21:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/1 "2004-12-23T21:09:19Z")
On the First day of Christmas, Straightdope gave to me… …A coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti… ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/2 "2004-12-23T21:11:30Z")
On the second day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me Two banned socks and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/3 "2004-12-23T21:15:08Z")
On the third day of Christms, the Straight Dope gave to me three -gry words two banned socks and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/4 "2004-12-23T22:05:39Z")
Shouldn’t #3 be “Hi Opal”? 🙂 Oh well… On the fourth day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me four GQ mods three -gry words two banned socks and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/5 "2004-12-23T22:09:23Z")
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me Five Spotted Threads four GQ mods three -gry words two banned socks and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/6 "2004-12-23T22:18:50Z")
On the 6th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me: **Six pies o’ weebl** Five Spotted Threads four GQ mods three -gry words two banned socks and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/7 "2004-12-23T22:21:26Z")
On the 7th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me: Seven new members Six pies o’ weebl Five Spotted Threads four GQ mods three -gry words two banned socks and a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/8 "2004-12-23T22:41:43Z")
On the 8th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me: Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/9 "2004-12-23T22:44:44Z")
On the 9th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/10 "2004-12-23T22:51:31Z")
On the 10th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/11 "2004-12-23T22:53:16Z")
On the 11th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: Two stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/12 "2004-12-23T22:54:27Z")
Arggh I meant three stupid geeky jokes. On the 11th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: Three stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/13 "2004-12-23T22:54:50Z")
On the 12th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: Twelve dogs a-burning Two stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti Reply With Quote ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/14 "2004-12-23T23:11:39Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Arggh I meant three stupid geeky jokes. I woulda thought you meant 11. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/15 "2004-12-23T23:39:37Z")
11 being 3 in binary hense geeky joke, but I have a cold don’t feel well \… and put two down without thinking properly. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/16 "2004-12-24T08:18:07Z")
and a merry christmas to everyone! remember to practise [safe sex](http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/)! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/17 "2004-12-24T12:30:22Z")
Dunno about the 12 days of SD Xmas, but today is the last day of Advent. And any StraightDope Advent should include the [Weebl and Bob Advent Calendar](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/adventcalendar.html)! I especially recommend days 1, 5, 16, 19, and 24. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/18 "2004-12-24T13:16:48Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > On the 12th day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: > > Twelve dogs a-burning > Two stupid geeky jokes > Ten old-style death rays > 9 pics of Goatse > Eight reported posts > Seven new members > Six pies o’weebl > Five Spotted Threads > Four GQ Mods > Three -gry words > Two banned socks > And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti > Reply With Quote On the 13th day of Christmas, The Straight Doper gave to me: Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Two stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/19 "2004-12-24T15:26:11Z")
On the 14th day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Two stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/20 "2004-12-24T15:40:52Z")
On the 15th day of Christmas The Straight Dope gave to me: 15 days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Two stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389.md?page=2)