# The 12 Days of StraightDope Christmas. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 23, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389 "2004-12-23T21:09:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/21 "2004-12-24T16:00:03Z")
On the 16th day of Christmas The Straight Dope gave to me: Sixteen post-eating hamsters 15 days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Two stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/22 "2004-12-24T16:14:03Z")
On the seventeenth day of Christmas, The Straight Dope gave to me: Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters 15 days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti \*11 is “three” in binary ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/23 "2004-12-24T16:41:45Z")
On the 18th day of Christmas The Straight Dope gave to me: Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters 15 days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti \*11 is “three” in binary ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/24 "2004-12-24T16:45:28Z")
On the 19th day of Christmas, the SD gave to me: 19 zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters 15 days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/25 "2004-12-25T01:44:11Z")
On the 20th day of Christmas, the SD gave to me: Twenty newly-banned members 19 zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters 15 days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays 9 pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/26 "2004-12-25T04:36:53Z")
On the 21st day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me… Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs Twenty newly-banned members Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters Fifteen days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays Nine pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/27 "2004-12-25T13:40:58Z")
On the 22 Day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me: 22 effing massive fonts Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs Twenty newly-banned members Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters Fifteen days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays Nine pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/28 "2004-12-26T03:06:00Z")
On the 23rd Day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me: 23 concurrent Bush-Bashing Pit Threads 22 effing massive fonts Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs Twenty newly-banned members Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters Fifteen days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays Nine pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti \*11 is “three” in binary ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389/29 "2004-12-26T03:45:50Z")
On the 24th Day of Christmas, the Straight Dope gave to me: Twenty-four dancing badgers 23 concurrent Bush-Bashing Pit Threads 22 effing massive fonts Twenty one Evil Nazi Groundhogs Twenty newly-banned members Nineteen zip-loc bags of horrid cheese flavored crackers Eighteen coffee splatted screens Seventeen locked game threads Sixteen post-eating hamsters Fifteen days of goat sex Fourteen inflatable toy blimps Thirteen Deathpool victims Twelve dogs a-burning Three\* stupid geeky jokes Ten old-style death rays Nine pics of Goatse Eight reported posts Seven new members Six pies o’weebl Five Spotted Threads Four GQ Mods Three -gry words Two banned socks And a coffee mug mailed directly from Zotti \*11 is “three” in binary [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-12-days-of-straightdope-christmas/281389.md?page=1)