# The 19th SDMB Corps is here!! Join NOW!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058 "2000-07-19T03:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/21 "2000-07-19T06:29:32Z")
The last poster’s use of the word “warrent” was a misspelling, I’ll warrant. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/22 "2000-07-19T13:55:01Z")
**Order of Battle: 19 July, 2000** Mr Tripler - _Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Maestro of the Madness_ General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - _Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)_ **19th Corps Staff Officers** Colonel Arnold Winkelried - _Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)_ Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott – _Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)_ Major Lurkernomore - _Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)_ Major Bucky - _Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)_ \*\* Lieutenant Little\*Bit - _Interrogations/POW Handler (IPH/SP/19 SO)_ **19th Air Combat Group** Colonel Falcon - _Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)_ Major KimKatt - _Commander 19th Bomb Squadron (19 BS/19 AG)_ \*\* One Flock of Canadian Geese - _Aircrew, 19th Bomb Squadron (19/19 AG)_ Major TopazAntares – \*Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) \* \*\* Warrant Officer 3 2Sense – _Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21/19AG)_ **19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)** Major SwimmingRiddles - _Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)_ Major Gunslinger – _Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)_ Major Donnie Rotten - _Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)_ Major Magdalene - _Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)_ Major Myrr21 - \*Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) \* Major Sledman - _Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)_ Captain Quadzilla – _Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)_ Captain RedDragon60 - _Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )_ \*\* Staff Sergeant Kiva - _Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)_ Captain Balance - _Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Dragwyr - _Operator/Field Agent 001 (001/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Iampunha - _Operator/Field Agent 002 (002/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Shay519 - _Operator/Field Agent 519 (519/SW/19 GC)_ **19th Naval Combat Group** Captain (Naval) Amulet - _Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)_ Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - _Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)_ **New Recruits:** Major TopazAntares – \*Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) \* \*\* Warrant Officer 3 2Sense – _Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21/19AG)_ Captain Quadzilla – _Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)_ Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott – _Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)_ Major Gunslinger – _Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)_ As for taking “potshots”, you can’t. What you **can** do is ‘defend yourself from harm or explicit intent to bodily injury’. That’s the ‘law’. I’m sure if some hippies got out of hand and started hucking bricks at you, you could fire a warning shot though . . . Keep 'em coming! I just got an e-mail stating that I’m nuts! This must mean that we’re really pissing someone off enough to notice us!! We’re making headway, and we haven’t even started the offensive yet!! Tell your friends!! Tripler I ain’t no culture Nazi. I just can’t stand idly by while kids are being enslaved by this brainwashing . . . ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/23 "2000-07-19T13:59:48Z")
Wacky Ninja reporting for duty! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/24 "2000-07-19T14:01:22Z")
ChrisP One reporting for duty sir. My technical skills and my hip new haircut are at your disposal. 8^) ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/25 "2000-07-19T14:08:48Z")
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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/26 "2000-07-19T14:12:10Z")
Aww hell, if i gotta ReUp somewhere, i’d rather do it here i suppose. Former United States Army Cold Weather Mountain Infantry here. Trained in the use of M-16’s, AK-47’s, M249 SAW’s, M203’s, M-60’s, 50 Cal’s, and of course grenades, claymores, AT-4’s, Dragons, and my most trusty bayonet. Where do i sign? ---
**Author:** ![Amulet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Amulet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amulet)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/27 "2000-07-19T14:14:08Z")
What happened to Lt Commander aha? Do we have a deserter already? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/28 "2000-07-19T14:19:53Z")
**New Recruits:** \*\* Sergeant Wacky Ninja – _SDMB Guerilla Warfare/Field Agent 019 (019/SW/19 GC)_ Captain ChrisP One Kenobe – _Commander Tango Company, Combat Engineers, 19th Battalion Landing Team (T/19 GC)_ – Technical Knowledge? You get to blow stuff up. . . Colonel Soulsling – _Commander 19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)_ Impressive credentials. I’ll nominate you for a command slot. . . I’ll post the most up to date OOB later. I actually have work to do now . . . Tripler I have not yet begun to spite . . . ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/29 "2000-07-19T14:22:59Z")
Oh, yeah, I’m the Captain of blowing stuff up. I couldn’t ask for a better job. General Tripler, Sir, outstanding job. ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/30 "2000-07-19T14:27:33Z")
Just don’t make things go boom near me! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/31 "2000-07-19T14:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amulet \* > \*\*What happened to Lt Commander aha? Do we have a deserter already? \*\* Oh crap! Slight typo. Thanks . . . -or- Hey, he’s a submariner. He’s gone deep . . . Tripler ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/32 "2000-07-19T14:36:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2sense \* > **Well assuming that by “the band” you are refering to that inane TV show and not the people who backed up Dylan…** #9 is infact refering to O-Town, that pathetic Xerox copy of every other boy-band out there. Will someone please take the protesters into custody? I’d like some practice honing my skills before we capture some of the members of the list. (It wouldn’t be sporting to “extract information” out here in the open. I’ll need some privacy) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/33 "2000-07-19T14:37:47Z")
Oops. I forgot my new sig. It explains the previous post. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/34 "2000-07-19T14:38:29Z")
Agent 001 (Code name: Dragwyr) reporting, Sir. I humbly submit the following for our Official Battle Hymn (Sung to the tune of the Marine’s Hymn): From the halls of the Cecil Adams to the Straight Dope Message Board. We will fight our battle very hard against the teeny bopper music hoard. Britney Spears, Hanson, and N’ Sync, We must go and intervene. So come join the teeming millions in the Fighting Corps Nineteen. ---
**Author:** ![yESTERDAY\_mAN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a87d85/32.png) [@yESTERDAY\_mAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yESTERDAY_mAN)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/35 "2000-07-19T14:41:27Z")
I want to enlist under Captain red\_dragon. My Qualifications: I was trained in the British Secret Service as a sniper. I have taken down exactly one hundred and eleven targets in my career, both military and political. I have never failed to complete a mission. I was part of an Army Special Forces that trained me in the use of explosives and incendiary devices. (You’d be amazed at what we can do with ordinary Morning Glory sparklers and a couple of toilet paper rolls.) Being forced to listen to pop music on the radio nearly every day at my job has left me with a deep-seated and heartfelt hatred towards all ten of our prime targets. I am not averse to taking on additional pop targets should the opportunity arise. Sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/36 "2000-07-19T14:42:46Z")
I’ll take charge of organizing the underground movement to get draft dodgers to Aruba. Hey, the dodgers should have a good time this time around. Sua ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/37 "2000-07-19T14:43:32Z")
Just so long as we don’t enlist Eminem. If that happens, i’m outta here. AWOL to the extreme. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/38 "2000-07-19T14:48:37Z")
Ssskuggiii and her insane ability to confuse and bewitch young idiotic preformers repeorting for duty. I seduce, bewitch, confuse, and leave many a preformer powerless to my whims. I’d like to request a position under Monster104 or Iampunha, whichever is most appropriate. And if you need it, I can be on suicide squad. [“suicide squad, attack!”] ---
**Author:** ![\_Hoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ecae2f/32.png) [@\_Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Hoops)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/39 "2000-07-19T14:49:39Z")
Yeah… what the heck. Sign me up. Preferably some sort of an intelligence, transmissions intercepting and code breaking sort of position? As qualifications, I’ll note that I’ve been analyzing that “Oops I did it again” song, and if played upside down and backwards at 1/2 normal speed it plainly and clearly contains an homage to Menudo… we must stop the madness. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/40 "2000-07-19T15:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'Hoops \* > \*\* > As qualifications, I’ll note that I’ve been analyzing that “Oops I did it again” song, and if played upside down and backwards at 1/2 normal speed it plainly and clearly contains an homage to Menudo… we must stop the madness. \*\* Like I said: Brainwashing of our youth. We must take immediate drastic measures before our brainwashed and hypnotized youth turn on us. I recommend a full strike of non-stop classic rock sound tracks including Stevie Ray Vaughn, ZZ Top, Steppenwolf, and of course, the Beatles. We need the really heavy stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058.md?page=3)