# The 19th SDMB Corps is here!! Join NOW!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058 "2000-07-19T03:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/41 "2000-07-19T15:39:30Z")
**Order of Battle: 19 July, 2000** Mr Tripler - _Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Maestro of the Madness_ General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - _Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)_ **19th Corps Staff Officers** Colonel Arnold Winkelried - _Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)_ Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott – _Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)_ Major Lurkernomore - _Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)_ Major Bucky - _Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)_ \*\* Lieutenant Little\*Bit - _Interrogations/POW Handler (IPH/SP/19 SO)_ **19th Air Combat Group** Colonel Falcon - _Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)_ Major KimKatt - _Commander 19th Bomb Squadron (19 BS/19 AG)_ \*\* One Flock of Canadian Geese - _Aircrew, 19th Bomb Squadron (19/19 AG)_ Major TopazAntares – \*Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) \* \*\* Warrant Officer 3 2Sense – _Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21/19AG)_ **19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)** Colonel Soulsling – _Commander 19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)_ Major SwimmingRiddles - _Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)_ Major Gunslinger – _Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)_ Major Donnie Rotten - _Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)_ Major Magdalene - _Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)_ Major Myrr21 - \*Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) \* Major Sledman - _Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)_ Captain Quadzilla – _Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)_ \*\* LT ‘Hoops – _Electronic Intelligence/Warfare Officer, Quebec Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (EIW/Q/19 GC)_ Captain ChrisP One Kenobe – _Commander Tango Company, Combat Engineers, 19th Battalion Landing Team (T/19 GC)_ Captain RedDragon60 - _Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )_ \*\* Staff Sergeant Kiva - _Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)_ \*\* Master Sergenat yESTERDAY mAN- _Recon/Sniper Team Two (2/Recon/19 GC)_ Captain Balance - _Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Dragwyr - _Operator/Field Agent 001 (001/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Iampunha - _Operator/Field Agent 002 (002/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent ssskuggiii - _Operator/Field Agent 004 (004/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Sergeant Wacky Ninja – _SDMB Guerilla Warfare/Field Agent 019 (019/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Shay519 - _Operator/Field Agent 519 (519/SW/19 GC)_ **19th Naval Combat Group** Captain (Naval) Amulet - _Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)_ Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - _Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)_ Lt Commander Aha – _Commander SSN Tuna Hunter (SSN/19 NGC)_ **New Recruits:** \*\* Master Sergenat yESTERDAY mAN- _Recon/Sniper Team Two (2/Recon/19 GC)_- Good Lord! With a guy like this on our side, there’s no way we’re losing . . . \*\* Secret Agent ssskuggiii - _Operator/Field Agent 004 (004/SW/19 GC)_ LT ‘Hoops – _Electronic Intelligence/Warfare Officer, Quebec Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (EIW/Q/19 GC)_ **And thanks to Dragwyr:** We’ve got a new song! Sing it, brother!! Keep 'em enlsting!! Also, if you notice a typo (I accidentally left Lt Commander Aha off the list this morning), PLEASE let me know. God Forbid, I leave out anyone in the unit. Thanks!! Tripler Damn. I made a sig. Thanks guys! ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/42 "2000-07-19T16:27:28Z")
Awaiting orders, Colnel Soulsling. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/43 "2000-07-19T16:48:27Z")
\*\*Major TopazAntares – Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) \*\* This means I outrank Cadets right? I can order my brother around (who is in cadets) Right? And whats those last little numbers mean? (the 21 BS/19 AG) I think we’ll need a little more helicopter crew. We do want more then one copter right? I think I might be able to confiscate my Uncle’s for military purposes. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/44 "2000-07-19T17:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TopazAntares \* > \*\*\*\*Major TopazAntares – Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 BS/19 AG) \*\* > > This means I outrank Cadets right? I can order my brother around (who is in cadets) Right? And whats those last little numbers mean? (the 21 BS/19 AG) > > I think we’ll need a little more helicopter crew. We do want more then one copter right? I think I might be able to confiscate my Uncle’s for military purposes. \*\* Yeah, we need more helicopters! Fighter pilots too. Outrank? Hell, even privates and corporals outrank Cadets. As a former Cadet, I remember one Colonel telling me that “On the totem pole, you are lower than whale shit”. You are a ‘Flying Sergeant’. Not quite an officer, but higher than most enlisted. The little numbers are your unit designation. ‘(21 BS/19 AG)’ is accidentally a typo, should read 21 "A"S instead of “B”. Basically, it means 21st Attack Squadron, 19th Air Group. Tripler Look, I raised an army on the internet! Maybe I should try this downtown . . . ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/45 "2000-07-19T17:24:38Z")
I think we can take’em now. COMBAT GROUP! FALL IN! I WANT TWO SQUADS! (it’s all we have enough for really.) TWO ROWS! Major’s, I leave it to you to check your soldiers and make sure they won’t get in my way while i go carve up some boy band turkey! Then proceed to follow me into battle. Where are all the damned privates? I want privates! I need my boots shined and my BDU’s pressed! Can’t go into battle looking like this! And have those rag tag excuses for a militia fix bayonets, we go in all the way! I want to see blood! I wanna hear them scream! ---
**Author:** ![donnie\_rotten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71e660/32.png) [@donnie\_rotten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donnie_rotten)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/46 "2000-07-19T17:40:46Z")
Wow. I’m impressed. Tripler, you’ve managed to create an armed force that out-guns the Canadian Armed Forces 🙂 Let the heathens quake at the sight of our mighty… wooh, getting a little flustered here… excuse me for a moment… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/47 "2000-07-19T17:44:27Z")
Ah, Sir? I don’t think we have any privates in our entire combat group, sir. No pun intended, sir. ::salutes sharply:: ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/48 "2000-07-19T18:03:04Z")
okay, new plan for the combat units. Enlist those boy bands we were gonna attack… no wait, this is good. They will take on the newly appointed military occupational skills of bayonet practice buffers. That’s right. It’ll be their job to defend the bayonet practice dummies from the attacking soldiers with nothing but their own heads… We need some recruiters… ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/49 "2000-07-19T18:07:48Z")
Can I be part of this? _feels left out_ ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/50 "2000-07-19T18:13:58Z")
Okay, I’ll enlist as an NCO. I have experience with electronic systems and some knowledge of tactics. Plus, I’m a (part-time) snake handler and have my own sword (made it myself). Just promise that our field rations will in no way resemble MREs (Meals Rejected by Ethiopia) and we’ve got a deal. ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![LocalLoop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@LocalLoop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LocalLoop)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/51 "2000-07-19T18:24:24Z")
I’ll join if you get me one of them A-10 Warthogs. I don’t know how to fly, but I have some real good ideas…If worse comes to worse, I can just drive it around the freeway and shoot things. The whole “bomb-dropping” thing might not work , however. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/52 "2000-07-19T18:41:30Z")
Aaaaah okay. I’ll work on convincing my Uncle to join us and I’ll confiscate his copter. And I’m glad to know I outrank my brother. That’ll make for some interesting things to do… ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/53 "2000-07-19T18:43:43Z")
Tripler, Every good leader needs someone to “work behind the scenes” with our “supporters” who lose faith. You will also need a person with no guilt to take care of those special problems within the ranks. I offer my services to your cause free of charge. And dont worry the bodies wont be traced back too you. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/54 "2000-07-19T18:47:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by soulsling \* > \*\*okay, new plan for the combat units. Enlist those boy bands we were gonna attack… no wait, this is good. > They will take on the newly appointed military occupational skills of bayonet practice buffers. That’s right. It’ll be their job to defend the bayonet practice dummies from the attacking soldiers with nothing but their own heads… > > We need some recruiters… \*\* Let’s enlist them as “cannon fodder”. From behind-the-lines HQ: “Boys, take those guns.” Band: “Guns, sir?” HQ: “That artillery battalion at the end of the canyon. Capture it.” Band: “Uhh, sir, those guns are…” HQ: “TAKE 'EM!!” Band: (vaporized by cannon fire) HQ: “Sorry. We thought you were one canyon over, where the guns were **retreating**. Our mistake.” ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/55 "2000-07-19T18:57:49Z")
Alright, I like the idea of enlisting the boy bands. But what about the Britneys/Christinas/Mandys? Can’t we do something to blow them up, too? Come on, fella. Gender equity. Don’t make me get Tailhook on your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/56 "2000-07-19T19:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Alright, I like the idea of enlisting the boy bands. But what about the Britneys/Christinas/Mandys? Can’t we do something to blow them up, too? Come on, fella. Gender equity. Don’t make me get Tailhook on your ass. \*\* We could enlist the silicon in Britney Spears’ breast implants. I’m sure that we could find a military use for that material… and there would be plenty of it to go around. ---
**Author:** ![Amulet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Amulet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amulet)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/57 "2000-07-19T20:45:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Alright, I like the idea of enlisting the boy bands. But what about the Britneys/Christinas/Mandys? Can’t we do something to blow them up, too? Come on, fella. Gender equity. Don’t make me get Tailhook on your ass. \*\* Um, I have nuclear subs at my disposal. It won’t be a problem. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/58 "2000-07-19T21:01:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Alright, I like the idea of enlisting the boy bands. But what about the Britneys/Christinas/Mandys? Can’t we do something to blow them up, too? Come on, fella. Gender equity. Don’t make me get Tailhook on your ass. \*\* well, some of the boys could use some R&R, so, chain up the girly girls to some posts in one of the barracks, that oughtta take care of them… ---
**Author:** ![eponymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@eponymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eponymous)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/59 "2000-07-19T22:19:57Z")
General Tripler, what about logistics? You gotta have someone to coorinate the depoyment of your troops, not to mention provide auxillary support (munitions, fuel, supplies, transportation, engineers, etc.). Col. eponymous, reporting for duty, sir! Qualifications - former USAF Logistics Officer. Specialty - rapid deployment of personnel, equipment, and supplies at a moments notice. Two questions - Where do you want the officer’s club built, and what kind of beer do the troops prefer? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/60 "2000-07-19T23:19:49Z")
**Order of Battle: 19 July, 2000** Mr Tripler - _Chief Prosecutor, Political Advisor, Maestro of the Madness_ General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - _Theater Commander 19th SDMB Corps (19 SDMB)_ **19th Corps Staff Officers** Colonel Arnold Winkelried - _Director of Staff (DOS/19 SO)_ Master Chief Petty Officer ChiefScott - _Senior Enlisted Advisor (1SGT/19 SO)_ Major Lurkernomore - _Intelligence Officer, Sortie Generation(INTEL/19 SO)_ Major Bucky - _Military Security Police and POW Camp Commander (SP/19 SO)_ \*\* Lieutenant Little\*Bit - _Interrogations/POW Handler (IPH/SP/19 SO)_ Lt Colonel DarkHeart - _Public Affairs Officer (PA/19 SO)_ Lt Colonel Eponymous - _Logistics Officer “Beer God” (LG/19 SO)_ **19th Air Combat Group** Colonel Falcon - _Commander 19th Air Combat Group (19 AG)_ Major KimKatt - _Commander 19th Bomb Squadron (19 BS/19 AG)_ \*\* One Flock of Canadian Geese - _Aircrew, 19th Bomb Squadron (1/19 BS/19 AG)_ Major TopazAntares - \*Commander 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (21 AS/19 AG) \* \*\* Warrant Officer 3 2Sense - _Aircrew, 21st Attack Helicopter Squadron (1/21 AS/19AG)_ \*\*Captain LocalLoop - _A-10 Aircrew, 6th Attack Squadron (1/6/19 AC)_ **19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)** Colonel Soulsling - _Commander 19th Ground Combat Group (19 GC)_ Major SwimmingRiddles - _Commander Alpha Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (A/19 GC)_ Major Gunslinger - _Commander Bravo Company, Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (B/19 GC)_ Major Donnie Rotten - _Commander Echo Company, Mechanized Infantry, 19th Battalion Landing Team (E/19 GC)_ Major Magdalene - _Commander Foxtrot Company, Heavy Weapons, 19th Battalion Landing Team (F/19 GC)_ \*\* Gunnery Sergeant Welfy - _Dragon ATGM Gunner, Foxtrot Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (AT/F/19 GC)_ Major Myrr21 - \*Golf Company, Armor (Amphib), 19th Battalion Landing Team (Golf/19 GC) \* Major Sledman - _Commander Mike Company, Artillery, 19th Battalion Landing Team (M/19 GC)_ \*\* Gunnery Sergeant Baloo - _Artillery Counter-Battery Radar Operator, Mike Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (CBO/M/19 GC)_ Captain Quadzilla - _Commander Quebec Company, Electronic Warfare, 19th Battalion Landing Team (Q/19 GC)_ \*\* LT ‘Hoops - _Electronic Intelligence/Warfare Officer, Quebec Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (EIW/Q/19 GC)_ Captain ChrisP One Kenobe - _Commander Tango Company, Combat Engineers, 19th Battalion Landing Team (T/19 GC)_ Captain RedDragon60 - _Commander Recon/Sniper Platoon (Recon /19 GC )_ \*\* Staff Sergeant Kiva - _Recon/Sniper Team One (1/Recon/19 GC)_ \*\* Master Sergenat yESTERDAY mAN- _Recon/Sniper Team Two (2/Recon/19 GC)_ Captain Balance - _Special Operations/Unconventional Warfare Officer (SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Dragwyr - _Operator/Field Agent 001 (001/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Iampunha - _Operator/Field Agent 002 (002/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent ssskuggiii - _Operator/Field Agent 004 (004/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Sergeant Wacky Ninja - _SDMB Guerilla Warfare/Field Agent 019 (019/SW/19 GC)_ \*\* Secret Agent Shay519 - _Operator/Field Agent 519 (519/SW/19 GC)_ **19th Naval Combat Group** Captain (Naval) Amulet - _Commander Naval Combat Group (19 NCG)_ Lieutenant (Naval) Homer - _Chief of Navel (get it?) Operations (CNO/19 NCG)_ Lt Commander Aha - _Commander SSN Tuna Hunter (SSN/19 NGC)_ **New Recruits:** Gunnery Sergeant Welfy - _Dragon ATGM Gunner, Foxtrot Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (AT/F/19 GC)_ As a thank you or joining, you get a big anti-tank missile. Captain LocalLoop - _A-10 Aircrew, 6th Attack Squadron (1/6/19 AC)_ As you wish. Just make sure to drop a few Uranium spikes on Britney . . . Lt Colonel DarkHeart - _Public Affairs Officer (PA/19 SO)_ How’s this? I’m sure you can ‘publicly’ take care of ‘affairs’ of deserters . . . Gunnery Sergeant Baloo - _Artillery Counter-Battery Radar Operator, Mike Company, 19th Battalion Landing Team (CBO/M/19 GC)_ Electronics? Britney may start hucking her silicone implants at us. I wanna know where they’re coming from. Lt Colonel Eponymous - _Logistics Officer (LG/19 SO)_ We’re going to need Sam Adams, and LOTS of it!! And can you get us an O-Club better than Minot AFB’s?!?!? Okay, now everyone keep your eyes out. If Britney _DOES_ start hucking boobs in a pre-emptive breast strike, collect whatever silicone you can . . . We can use them to lubricate our tanks and guns. . . Tripler God? I don’t need God. I got the Fighting 19th. . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058.md?page=4)