# The 19th SDMB Corps is here!! Join NOW!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058 "2000-07-19T03:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/141 "2000-07-21T14:28:29Z")
- Figure I can leave the island death camp and get involved with the offensive, at least until we get some prisoners . . . :::Hovering above in the new X-43.5, Bear\_Nenno drops a Bag-o-Anthrax on sousling’s infantry!::: Take that you oppressive bastards!! **Viva la Resistance!** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/142 "2000-07-21T14:32:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dorkbro \* > Balance, I kind of think of it like this. > > First, they came for the teeny-boppers, and I did nothing, because I was not a teeny-bopper. > Then, they came for the hip-hoppers, and I did nothing, because I was not a hip-hopper. > Then, they came for me, and I looked around and there was nobody to help, for they had all been taken away. > Except for the beatnik jazz afficianado’s, the New Age soporific in melody listeners, the Dead Heads, … (hey dpr, can you get me out of this hole?) They hadn’t come for anyone yet–well, maybe for Welfy… Then you had to go and say this and get 'em all riled up! \ ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/143 "2000-07-21T15:05:53Z")
HA! the ruse worked, those teeny bopper lovers fell for the old dummy replacement trick! YOU PATHETIC RABBLE! You cannot stop well trained hate mongers like us! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/144 "2000-07-21T15:13:25Z")
Rats, foiled again!! :::Bear floats off into the horizon, frantically patching holes with duck tape::: [Dr. Claw]I’ll get you next time, Balance! Next time!!![/Dr. Claw] ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/145 "2000-07-21T15:13:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dorkbro \* > \*\* > First, they came for the teeny-boppers, and I did nothing, because I was not a teeny-bopper. > Then, they came for the hip-hoppers, and I did nothing, because I was not a hip-hopper. > Then, they came for me, and I looked around and there was nobody to help, for they had all been taken away. > Except for the beatnik jazz afficianado’s, the New Age soporific in melody listeners, the Dead Heads, … \*\* …all of whom did nothing for you weren’t one of them. Something else to think about those who are poised to attack: by attacking you label yourselves an oppressive regime doling out censorship and enforcing opinion on others. What’s next then? Burning books? _gasp_ What would Uncle Cecil say? The fight against ignorance or the fight against other’s tastes… It’s your call. (and sorry sister welfy - but you’re always welcome. It’s never too late to turn from the dark side) * * * The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously Peace ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/146 "2000-07-21T15:18:18Z")
dpr, For crying out loud!! Stop talking, pick up a ‘pointy stick’ and start kicking some ass!! We have tried to reason with them. It is no use. Like WWII Japan, there is only one way to convince them, mass casualties!!! Get the other rebels together! It is time for some serious action!!! **Viva la Resistance** ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/147 "2000-07-21T15:24:52Z")
Just giving them a last chance bear. I’m an idealist and don’t believe in fighting especially the poor misguided. But you might want to ensure our X-99 is on the ground in a few minutes… * * * Give peace a chance. Or chance your piece. Last warning ---
**Author:** ![Philbuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Philbuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philbuck)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/148 "2000-07-21T16:03:19Z")
> [@](#): > > **Alessan** leaps up from the bush he’d been hiding behind. He’s been pissing in a plastic bottle for the last 20 hours, waiting for orders, and he’s not happy. All right, now I _know_ I picked the right side. **Bear\_Nenno** : > [@](#): > > Like WWII Japan, there is only one way to convince them, mass casualties!!! Um, which side is supposed to emulate Japan? Just checking… Hey, **JBurton** , do you think we could grab a couple of the ladies and take the navy out for a spin later? I mean, the war will still be here when we get back. :: Grabs another drink, and turns back to the missile he’s fashioning from driftwood, model rocket engines, and tiki torch fuel :: ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/149 "2000-07-21T16:20:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philbuck \* > :: Grabs another drink, and turns back to the missile he’s fashioning from driftwood, model rocket engines, and tiki torch fuel :: I’m not even gonna have to sabotage _this_ one. \ ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/150 "2000-07-21T16:36:46Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. See, we’ve got this secret plan to play lots of music by all of the “musicians” on their hit list really really loud. Only we know when it will start - so only we know when to put in the earplugs. Save your sanity man, stay with us. But if you don’t like the music either why are you against us? > [@](#): > > “I do not agree with the music you listen to, but I will defend to the death your right to listen to it!!” Oh… that makes sense! > [@](#): > > Even if it is through bubblegum music, these people have the right –under the foundations of the great US country – to write, perform and express themselves however they want. And make a sh\*tload of money while they do so. That’s what makes America great. And every person who stands against these freedoms is a traitor to the US flag. US?! I’m Canadian! What am I doing in a US corp? 'sides I’ve been subtly sabataging all along. I’ve kept Kevin Richardson (of the BSB) from their grasp for the whole time I’ve been with them _maniacal laughter_ Soo _taking Kevin with her in the copter she flies to where the CUPR is and lands it miraculously considering she has no clue how to fly one_ Hey everybody! ---
**Author:** ![Philbuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Philbuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philbuck)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/151 "2000-07-21T16:50:55Z")
:: Laughing inwardly while recalling the junior high success involving a Bic lighter and a toothpick, aims missile towards **Balance** ’s smug face. :: :: And watches as it misses a hundred yards to the left, its tiki warhead exploding harmlessly in the bushes :: “Dang! I should’ve known better than to trust the _Jet Propulsion Lab’s Big Book of Guidance Systems_!” :: Goes over to sulk on the beach. :: mmm…the beach… ---
**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/152 "2000-07-21T16:52:17Z")
I’ll sign up as a Petty Officer, if ya don’t mind. Bri ---
**Author:** ![Spartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Spartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spartacus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/153 "2000-07-21T17:02:21Z")
I’ll lead the slave revolt! ---
**Author:** ![Amulet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Amulet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amulet)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/154 "2000-07-21T17:09:55Z")
Troops, stand firm. This will be our finest hour. We have nothing to fear but grossly inadequate and trite music contaminating our lives for all of eternity. The submarines have now left Kings Bay and are quietly amassing off the coast of Idiot Teenybopper Island. The Kennedy, due in today, has been diverted. We offered them the choice of going home or fighting this, the greatest threat to humanity since New Kids on the Block, and all of them, to the last, vowed to stay at sea for however long it takes. Take heart, brave warriors!! Truth, justice, and real music shall prevail!! ---
**Author:** ![Amulet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Amulet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amulet)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/155 "2000-07-21T17:15:51Z")
Oh, and one more thing… My troops have been instructed to subject all deserters and collaborators to endless video replaying of said targets’ “music”, _A Clockwork Orange_ style. Fuck the Geneva Convention. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/156 "2000-07-21T17:26:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TopazAntares \* > 'sides I’ve been subtly sabataging all along. I’ve kept Kevin Richardson (of the BSB) from their grasp for the whole time I’ve been with them _maniacal laughter_ Soo _taking Kevin with her in the copter she flies to where the CUPR is and lands it miraculously considering she has no clue how to fly one_ Hey everybody! \ \ Here’s a little present for ya, Topaz. Now maybe you can get some use out of him…or maybe not, since he’s now “out of the closet”. 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![Spartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Spartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spartacus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/157 "2000-07-21T17:50:41Z")
Hey Amulet…like this: ``` "Babyjustonemoretimebabyjustonemoretimebabyjustonemoretimebabyjustonemoretimebabyjustonemoretime......" Just watch the brains ooze from ear holes! ``` ---
**Author:** ![Spartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Spartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spartacus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/158 "2000-07-21T17:52:51Z")
We may all have to stand trial for crimes against humanity, though… Ah, well…you gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/159 "2000-07-21T21:51:09Z")
_watches the copter fly off and presses the button on her watch setting off the C4 explosives she placed around the engine and gas tank once it is a fair distance away so no one will be hurt… watches the fireball land in the ocean_ Cool. I’ve never blown anything up before. Maybe I should turn Pyro? _looks at the new Kevin_ Ooooooo _takes Kevin with her while she goes away disappearing from the boards for a week or two as she goes on vacation… waves bye to everyone before they disappear riding off into the sunset on horses_ ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058/160 "2000-07-21T22:10:51Z")
Well, that’s one CUPR and one poser out of the way for a while. Have fun, kids! \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-19th-sdmb-corps-is-here-join-now/26058.md?page=9)