# The 2009 Grammys

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985 "2009-02-09T01:09:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/21 "2009-02-09T02:41:50Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Did Morgan Freeman just say he’s friends with Kenny Chesney?

Nope, I refuse to believe it.

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/22 "2009-02-09T02:42:18Z")

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Robert Plant, on the other hand, looks like one of the undead.

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/23 "2009-02-09T02:43:09Z")

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> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#):
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> MIA better win

:mad:

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/24 "2009-02-09T02:44:27Z")

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> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#):
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> Stevie Wonder and the MOTHERFUCKING JONAS BROTHERS?!?!?!! Are you serious?

Has there ever, anywhere, been a higher ratio of absolute genius to utter mediocrity and sheer banality in the history of performing arts? I can’t imagine what it would be. Even Barry Manilow to Mozart doesn’t even come close.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/25 "2009-02-09T02:47:09Z")

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I’ve never heard “Please Read The Letter” before tonight.

I like “Bweeding Love” (Briston-baby style). That song was all over the airwaves and I think Leona Lewis is very talented.

Someone keeps putting Stevie on stage with the oddest people. That was just weird.

The duet by Jordan Sparks and that cute toothy boy was my favorite. Are they honoring Plant for hanging in there all these years, or was this a great record?

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/26 "2009-02-09T02:48:27Z")

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All Hail the Queen!

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**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/27 "2009-02-09T02:49:21Z")

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They let TI out of jail for this?

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/28 "2009-02-09T02:49:22Z")

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Queen Latifah is gorgeous.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/29 "2009-02-09T02:49:32Z")

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> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#):
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> MIA better win

I couldn’t agree more. And she looks so cute in her blue dress. Not many people could pull that off.

I’ve never been a fan of Coldplay, but I have to say… I really liked the song they did tonight. And the addition of Jay-Z (I think that’s who it was) made it even better.

Oh, and I loved Kanye and Estelle’s performance, although I’m not impressed with the way Kanye _always_ has to have sour grapes.

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/30 "2009-02-09T02:50:19Z")

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MIA:Lip-syncing. I don’t get the buzz about this chick.

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**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/31 "2009-02-09T02:50:53Z")

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HAHAHAHAHAH MIA is CRAZY pregnant! And I dont think that outfit came from the Pennys Maternity Section.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/32 "2009-02-09T02:51:13Z")

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> [@jali](#):
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> The duet by Jordan Sparks and that cute toothy boy was my favorite. Are they honoring Plant for hanging in there all these years, or was this a great record?

I listened to one song from it, and didn’t particulalry care for it (but I do like bluegrass). My guess is that’s partly the star power in the group, but also they’re probaby making a bluegrass/crossover record. Gave the mainstream something new to listen to. Turn on XM Bluegrass Junction once in a while, there’s some great stuff over there.

What was with Morgan Freeman’s glove.

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/33 "2009-02-09T02:51:19Z")

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Jay’s still got it.

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/34 "2009-02-09T02:53:46Z")

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> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#):
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> They let TI out of jail for this?

I believe he’s heading to jail next month.

And now she’s off to the hospital to give birth to her baby.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/35 "2009-02-09T02:53:56Z")

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> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#):
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> HAHAHAHAHAH MIA is CRAZY pregnant! And I dont think that outfit came from the Pennys Maternity Section.

She was due TODAY.

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**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/36 "2009-02-09T02:54:20Z")

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And Weezy kills everything he touches. This is the only match up I can get behind of the entire Grammys so far. Even if MIA was lip synching, she has to be like 13 months pregnant for Chrissakes.

They murdered that segment.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/37 "2009-02-09T02:55:48Z")

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> [@Kid\_A](#):
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> I believe he’s heading to jail next month.
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> And now she’s off to the hospital to give birth to her baby.

She’ll probably wait until she gets her Grammy here in a minute.😉

That group of rappers cracked me up, especially with MIA dancing around in her preggo polka dot getup.

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/38 "2009-02-09T02:56:01Z")

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> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#):
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> And Weezy kills everything he touches. This is the only match up I can get behind of the entire Grammys so far. Even if MIA was lip synching, she has to be like 13 months pregnant for Chrissakes.
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> They murdered that segment.

If it wasn’t for Radiohead performing later that was the highlight of the night for me.

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**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/39 "2009-02-09T02:56:06Z")

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Did McCartney get work done?

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**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2009, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2009-grammys/484985/40 "2009-02-09T02:56:21Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> What was with Morgan Freeman’s glove.

Could have something to do with the car accident awhile back.  
Now we get to watch one of the Beatles suck in comparision to four rappers and a nine months pregnant MIA. I love it.

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