# The 2016 Election Schadenfreude thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 8, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111 "2016-11-08T22:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/41 "2016-11-12T02:06:39Z")

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> [@HurricaneDitka](#):
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> I don’t really know what you’re talking about, but it sounds an awful lot like another one of those liberal hoaxes.

Damn. Those liberal hoaxers certainly are…_energetic._

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/42 "2016-11-12T02:18:09Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Damn. Those liberal hoaxers certainly are…_energetic._

They managed to catch the attention of the FBI and everything.

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**Author:** ![adaher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@adaher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adaher)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/43 "2016-11-12T03:59:48Z")

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There have been some hoaxes already confirmed and I’m sure there’s also some real incidents, although most of what I’ve seen isn’t even newsworthy. Asian kids have been targeted by African-American kids for bullying for years and that doesn’t get reported, but someone writes something in a bathroom stall and CNN has to cover that.

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/44 "2016-11-12T05:00:46Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I wish to hell it was, but looks legit.
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> [Univ. of Okla. student suspended for 'lynching' hate texts sent to Penn black freshmen](http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20161112_Racist_messages_target_black_freshmen_at_UPenn_with__lynching_.html?mobi=true)

I think i’ll reserve judgement until they identify the person(s) who sent the messages, but it won’t be much of a surprise to me if it turns out that the individual(s) are black.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/45 "2016-11-12T05:19:02Z")

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> [@HurricaneDitka](#):
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> I think i’ll reserve judgement until they identify the person(s) who sent the messages, but it won’t be much of a surprise to me if it turns out that the individual(s) are black.

Yeah, that totally makes sense. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/46 "2016-11-12T06:21:48Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Yeah, that totally makes sense. :dubious:

Faking hate crimes for sympathy is just one of many things liberals do that doesn’t make much sense.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/47 "2016-11-12T07:56:01Z")

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> [@puddleglum](#):
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> As someone who did not vote for Trump by far the best thing about the election is all the schadenfreude. My favorite so far is from the Ringer which gets bonus points for being a sports site. [Here](https://theringer.com/to-all-the-little-girls-who-are-watching-this-e142199d030c#.vi0tr37q8)is the whole thing.  
> Some of my favorite excerpts “This strong female body somehow held it together through North Carolina and Florida.” “I could feel the throb of millions of others sick with this whiplash, or much worse. I know that there are bodies that feel even more threatened than mine in their own homes and their own country, that there are places I can go but they can’t. As a white woman I will be ashamed for the rest of my life by that number: 53 percent…”  
> One must have a heart of stone to read that without laughing.

My [favorite](http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18026810/gregg-popovich-san-antonio-spurs-expresses-frustration-donald-trumps-election-victory) was San Antonio Spurs head coach Greg Popovich, who was not happy with the election results, either.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/48 "2016-11-12T08:23:51Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> Asian kids have been targeted by African-American kids for bullying for years and that doesn’t get reported, but someone writes something in a bathroom stall and CNN has to cover that.

As an Asian-American this has long irritated me. Within the heirarchy of racial minorities, it’s almost like Asians are like de facto white people, in the sense that you can depict a black person being the victim of Asian racism but you had better not depict an Asian being the victim of black racism. Or if affirmative action works against Asians, that’s OK, because they’re kind of like white people and not a “real minority” anyway.  
I am not attacking black people at all in this comment, but rather, criticizing the double standard.  
Anyway, thread derailment over. 🙂

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/49 "2016-11-13T16:59:10Z")

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[Michael Moore tried to speak with President-Elect Trump, Secret Service sent him outside instead](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3930864/Michael-Moore-calls-Donald-Trump-step-down.html).

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/50 "2016-11-13T17:39:10Z")

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[Sam Wang eats a bug](http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/11/12/pollster-eats-bug-after-trump-win-smerconish.cnn)

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/51 "2016-11-13T18:00:04Z")

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> [@HurricaneDitka](#):
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> [Sam Wang eats a bug](http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/11/12/pollster-eats-bug-after-trump-win-smerconish.cnn)

I think this is my favorite part of this election. Good for him, staying true to his word.

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/52 "2016-11-13T19:39:22Z")

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And in case any of you were wondering what it would take for SNL to open with a sincere rendition of a Christian hymn, the answer is apparently President-Elect Trump

> **[Watch Saturday Night Live Highlight: Election Week Cold Open - NBC.com](https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/election-week-cold-open/3424949#vc148621=1)**
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> Watch Saturday Night Live highlight 'Election Week Cold Open' on NBC.com

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/53 "2016-11-13T20:44:57Z")

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Here’s a delightful video of the Young Turks losing their shit on election night: [The Young Turks Election Meltdown 2016: From smug to utterly devastated. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94)

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**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/54 "2016-11-14T04:39:19Z")

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Alright, I’ll play. [Here](https://www.instagram.com/p/BMtrXUKhttA/) are a few Baghdad Bob wannabes in Dublin, Ireland (WTF?) conducting the world’s saddest protest.

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/55 "2016-11-14T20:29:34Z")

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Here is a black Trump supporter that said he wanted to see the Trump-haters reactions when Trump won. [They did not disappoint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PrkwBtu44c).

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/56 "2016-11-14T20:47:00Z")

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> [@HurricaneDitka](#):
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> And in case any of you were wondering what it would take for SNL to open with a sincere rendition of a Christian hymn, the answer is apparently President-Elect Trump
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> [Watch Saturday Night Live Clip: Election Week Cold Open - NBC.com](http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/election-week-cold-open/3424949#vc148621=1)

Christian hymn???

That was [“Hallelujah” by Leonard Cohen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallelujah_(Leonard_Cohen_song)) (who passed away on Thursday) and is not remotely a “Christian hymn.”

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/57 "2016-11-14T21:57:55Z")

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Here’s a stinging reminder of why protesters aren’t allowed to protest on highways.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZeJLm-xnw)

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/58 "2016-11-19T01:16:46Z")

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Looking at [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=hillary+clinton+supporters+crying&safe=active&espv=2&biw=723&bih=1196&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiLhqud0bPQAhXCqlQKHTOzDBMQsAQIGg&dpr=1.5) still hasn’t gotten old.

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/59 "2016-11-20T00:09:03Z")

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> **[Daily Kos](https://www.dailykos.com)**
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> Daily Kos is a progressive news site that fights for democracy by giving our audience information and resources to win elections and impact government. Our coverage is assiduously factual, ethical, and unapologetically liberal. We amplify what we...

> [@](#):
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> there’s no doubt that Trump would be a disaster of epic proportions for the GOP, so pray for him, my friends, hard and often. We could use a big win, and some big laughs—and Trump would guarantee both of those things.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-2016-election-schadenfreude-thread/771111/60 "2016-11-20T02:34:51Z")

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You realize that, at this point, you’re talking to yourself, right?

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