# The 6 greatest British bands of all time

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According to YOU.

Genre is open. You can judge by music sales, influence on later music or just the awesomeness of their talent. Whatever _you_ feel qualifies them to be deemed the greatest. But only 6 band and a few words to make your case.

I’m hoping this thread will open my eyes to some things I’ve missed. (This weekend I learned about [Terry Reid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awuJ_tgOwTQ). What an amazing talent - I’d never heard of him.)

So what British bands were the greatest ever?

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Well the automatics are The Beatles, The Who and The Rolling Stones\*.  
So the next 3?

Mine are Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and ~~Queen~~. Make that Yes.

\* I’m not even a Stones fan, but to not include them would be nuts.

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> So the next 3?

The Kinks  
Queen  
Elton John

ETA. I didn’t know Zeppelin was British. TIL

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Ok. But this is just, like, my opinion man.

I’m not going to put the obvious ones in - those top 3 listed above, because they’re almost too much a given. Although I’ve never been that much of a fan of The Who.

Queen - One of the greatest live bands ever  
Iron Maiden - Another great live band, long career, great metal music  
Blur - Best of the ‘Britpop’ bands, whatever Oasis fans might tell you  
Paul Weller - Bit of a cheat, because having him lets you include The Jam and Style Council as well as his excellent solo stuff  
David Bowie - well, duh  
Madness - I’ve always liked them.

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In no particular order:

- Queen
- Led Zeppelin
- David Bowie
- Beatles
- Rolling Stones
- Elton John

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Are we only considering bands? I’d think so, but the answers reveal otherwise.

Kinks for sure.

The last two? For me, it would probably be Sabbath and The Clash.

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I’m not sure I would use the term “greatest.” But here are some of my favorites:

King Crimson  
The Who  
Black Sabbath  
Deep Purple  
Babe Ruth  
Cream

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Beatles  
Stones  
Kinks  
Jam  
Clash  
Faces.

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One of these is not like the others.

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> [@Teuton](#):
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> Paul Weller - Bit of a cheat

Cheat or not, an excellent pick.

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Man, that’s hard, and though my first four picks are obvious and not very original, quality matters:

The Beatles  
The Rolling Stones  
The Kinks  
The Who  
The Clash  
The Smiths

ETA: it was extremely tough to leave out Elvis Costello & The Attractions, one of the best bands in the Universe.

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I’d go with you, but I think I would replace Yes with the Moody Blues. I’m not even that big a fan of theirs and like Yes they had their share of pretentious drivel. What puts them up top for me is their awesome musicianship. Every time I hear a piece of theirs on the radio I’m struck by just how great the music sounds.

Too bad that Blind Faith put out only one album. It’s one of my all-time favorites. Talk about musicianship.

Speaking of which, what to do about Eric Clapton? He was a member of Cream in 1968, Blind Faith in 1969, and Derek and the Dominoes in 1970. With a backup stint in Delaney & Bonnie and Friends. That stretch is on a top-six list for three years of music. If Paul Weller gets in …

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> One of these is not like the others.

King Crimson? 😉

I’m not a huge prog fan, but I find some of it quite interesting and intellectually-challenging. Early KC is in this category, for me. 🙂

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Speaking of which, what to do about Eric Clapton?

This is a bit OT, but I find him to be a _huge_ disappointment. I _ **love** _ his work in Cream. His solo work for the past 40+ years? Absolutely boring to my ears. Completely void of imagination; nothing “interesting” or thought-provoking, just “safe” riffs and chord progressions. Not sure what happened. ☹

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Beatles  
Stones  
ELP  
King Crimson  
Who (only because of Keith Moon)  
Rutles

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Beatles  
Who  
Kinks  
Pink Floyd  
Led Zeppelin  
Stones

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Clapton’s music was fantastic and certainly is on the short list when making a list like this.

But he’s such a piece of shit otherwise that makes me struggle to recommend. I started a thread some time ago about whether we can enjoy art by people who are otherwise awful:

- [Should people avoid consuming art they enjoy from an artist who they dislike or disagree with on a personal level?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-people-avoid-consuming-art-they-enjoy-from-an-artist-who-they-dislike-or-disagree-with-on-a-personal-level/979721?page=17)

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> I started a thread some time ago about whether we can enjoy art by people who are otherwise awful:

I find it interesting that no one mentioned Frank Zappa in that thread. Moon just published a tell-all book. I am not going to read it, because I don’t want his personal flaws to taint my enjoyment of his music.

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Well the automatics are The Beatles, The Who and The Rolling Stones

I would say the automatics are The Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and Led Zeppelin. While I’d include the Who in my 6, I wouldn’t say they’re a sure thing. My last two would be the Kinks and Yes.

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The Beatles  
The Rolling Stones  
Led Zeppelin  
Elton John (not a band, but really outstanding)  
David Bowie (see Elton John)  
The Animals (Yes, not one most people would choose, but Eric Burdon & Co brought a rough edge to the British Invasion and through the 1960s evolved in much the same way the Beatles and Stones did, if a bit unevenly.)

If I had to choose a later band as a Plus-One: The Clash.

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