# The 6 greatest British bands of all time

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**Created:** [September 9, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-6-greatest-british-bands-of-all-time/1007019 "2024-09-09T16:26:51Z")\
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I have to add The Moody Blues to these lists. Combining a rock band with orchestral arrangements was ground-breaking, and Days Of Future Passed was a landmark album.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
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The Beatles  
The Rolling Stones  
The Who  
The Kinks  
The Damned  
The Toy Dolls

Obviously this list is chronological, otherwise the Toy Dolls would be at the top.

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Beatles, Rolling Stones, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Who, Elton John.

I guess I’m not really bringing anything original to the thread.

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Sometimes I think all the personalities in 60s British rock was severely damaged. Lennon was also a shit. Moon was a loon. Ginger Baker couldn’t get along with anyone. Syd Barrett went insane. Peter Green went insane. Jagger was an insufferable narcissist. Jimmy Page collected underage girls. So did Gary Glitter. Everybody (with one or two exceptions) cheated on their wives, became alcoholics and drug addicts, spent money like water, crashed cars regularly, trashed their apartments, homes, and hotels, and followed the Maharishi to India, just for starters.

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I’m not challenging conventional opinion with this list.

1. The Beatles
2. The Rolling Stones
3. The Who
4. The Kinks
5. The Yardbirds
6. The Sex Pistols

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> ETA: it was extremely tough to leave out Elvis Costello & The Attractions, one of the best bands in the Universe.

I think Elvis Costello belongs on a list of the top British solo artists of all time. Maybe that will be **Lucas\_Jackson** ’s next subject.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
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> [@NDP](#):
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> I think Elvis Costello belongs on a list of the top British solo artists of all time. Maybe that will be **Lucas\_Jackson** ’s next subject.

Sure, but I’ve always thought that he was best with the Attractions, a really outstanding little band with a big sound.

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Are we only considering bands? I’d think so, but the answers reveal otherwise.

> [@NDP](#):
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> I think Elvis Costello belongs on a list of the top British solo artists of all time. Maybe that will be **Lucas\_Jackson** ’s next subject.

I had intended to make that a condition of my OP but inadvertently left it out. So, for example, Clapton should only count if listed in the particular band that you consider the greatest. But I’m not going to be too nannying about it.

Although a ‘Greatest solo Brit’ might be a good topic

(side note about Clapton, I don’t consider him greatest. He rehashed a bunch of blues riffs. He’s had some good songs but I feel he’s over-rated).

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Yea, I am thoroughly amazed some of them are still around. It’s truly a miracle that all of the original members of Black Sabbath are still alive.

Off the top of my head, I can only think of few that _didn’t_ participate in debauchery and excesses during the heyday: John Paul Jones, Charlie Watts, Brian May.

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-6-greatest-british-bands-of-all-time/1007019/30 "2024-09-09T19:55:46Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> Off the top of my head, I can only think of few that _didn’t_ participate in debauchery and excesses during the heyday: John Paul Jones, Charlie Watts, Brian May.

We all know that Sir Paul has always been very fond of weed, but I never heard that he had much interest in anything harder or more problematic. Not a big drinker either and not the excessive type.

ETA: how guys like Ozzy, Clapton and Keith can still live is beyond me, though. But they give me hope for my own expectations for a long life…

ETA2: about Charlie Watts: he never partook much in the excesses of the 60s and 70s Stones, but I heard that he had a short but seveer fling with heroin and booze as late as the 80s. I think it was a midlife crisis caused by marital troubles, but he got out of it.

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The Smiths  
My Bloody Valentine  
Cocteau Twins  
Siouxsie and the Banshees  
Public Image Limited  
my cheat - Joy Division/New Order

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If we are going with these pop bands (which are great) I have to wonder why Tears for Fears is not on the list. Certainly up there with The Smiths and Joy Division and New Order I’d think.

I might put them above The Smiths and the rest.

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The Beatles  
Led Zeppelin  
Queen  
The Rolling Stones  
David Bowie  
Radiohead

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> I find it interesting that no one mentioned Frank Zappa in that thread. Moon just published a tell-all book. I am not going to read it, because I don’t want his personal flaws to taint my enjoyment of his music.

Good idea.

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> If we are going with these pop bands (which are great) I have to wonder why Tears for Fears is not on the list.

Maybe because they had a short peak, three albums and then a break-up.

While I gave my six bands that are historically the greatest, I have to say that when I check out concerts on YouTube I often wind up with Roxy Music, who are awesome and timeless. That’s also greatness.

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Beatles, Rolling Stones, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Who, Elton John.
> 
> I guess I’m not really bringing anything original to the thread.

I’m interested in all replies - not just different ones.

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Stones  
Kinks  
Roxy Music  
The Pogues  
Radiohead  
London Grammar

If you don’t know the last, check them out. Trep jr saw their set at Glastonbury, and by his account wept through it at the sheer beauty.

j

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Are The Pogues British?

(I don’t think so)

> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> Roxy Music

Does that include Bryan Ferry solo albums?

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They’re from London…so we’re my Irish in-laws.

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> Are The Pogues British?
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> (I don’t think so)

Though many had an Irish background, most of them, including Shane MacGowan, were born in England. Philip Chevron and Terry Woods were both born in Dublin, but I think that’s it.

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