# "The 7 astronauts are in Hell." You can probably guess who said it.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 3, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476 "2003-02-03T12:21:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author: ![bobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@bobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobo)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/101 "2003-02-05T03:06:42Z")

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Am I the only person that wants to write an email explaining why that URL was requested by my IP address? I don’t even like reading such hate bullshit.

eg… Dear Sysadmin, I am not a total asshat, I didn’t look at where the link pointed!!! people were mocking this asshole. I’m sorry, don’t think I hang out there… etc etc etc

(yeah yeah yeah, I know the chances of an actual human reading those logs are close to nil… but I know all the data points that my routers log, and it’s conceivable that I might grep through those… someday… maybe… awwww, hell I’m lazy… maybe I’ll toss together some perl code to break down stats for me, that’s more likely)

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### Author: ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/102 "2003-02-05T05:44:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jr8 \*  
> \*\*Fred and his friends shouldn’t bother us for much longer – I put a [death curse](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5017/5017_01.asp) on them.
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> :dubious: 😃 \*\*

Wow! Nice Job.

Looks like it worked.

> [@](#):
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> Forbidden
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> You don’t have permission to access /index.html on this server.
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> Apache/1.3.22 Server at [www.godhatesfags.com](http://www.godhatesfags.com) Port 80

Looks like the site got switched off.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2003, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/103 "2003-02-05T09:04:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Seven \*  
> \*\*Wow! Nice Job.
> 
> Looks like it worked.
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> Looks like the site got switched off. \*\*

Cool! I’m changing my name to Elfstar!  
Or maybe Debbie. 😛

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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/104 "2003-02-07T01:18:27Z")

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It’s baaaaack! Ugh, can’t it stay dead?

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### Author: ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/105 "2003-02-07T05:43:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Baker \*  
> \*\*It’s baaaaack! Ugh, can’t it stay dead? \*\*

Well, maybe someone removed the wooden stake from the server’s motherboard! 😉

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### Author: ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/106 "2003-02-07T09:06:50Z")

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Looks like someone put the stake back.

There is nothing I like better then a crap site in trouble. 🙂 🙂

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### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/107 "2003-02-07T09:23:44Z")

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The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/108 "2003-02-07T11:00:29Z")

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No, it’s up. Alas.

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### Author: ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/109 "2003-02-07T12:36:49Z")

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Well Fred doesn’t sleep alone. Idiotic people are condemning then to hell left and right it seems.

The worthless Abu Hamza (may hell be upon him) spews forth:  
“It is a punishment from God. Muslims see it that way. It is a trinity of evil because it carried Americans, an Israeli and a Hindu, a trinity of evil against Islam”

Yeah whatever Abu, now go bugger your 72 virgins.

> **[The Times & The Sunday Times](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/)**
>
> News and opinion from The Times & The Sunday Times

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-7-astronauts-are-in-hell-you-can-probably-guess-who-said-it/152476/110 "2003-02-07T13:33:22Z")

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When Phelps dies, I hope someone pickets his funeral: Fred Phelps in Hell.

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