# The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 14, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115 "2013-01-14T00:49:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/1 "2013-01-14T00:49:30Z")

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We’ll see how Tina Fey and Amy Poehler do as hosts.

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**Author:** ![Oedipus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Oedipus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oedipus)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/2 "2013-01-14T00:59:05Z")

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Jumpin on the train. CHOO CHOO

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**Author:** ![hamwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/0ea827/32.png) [@hamwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hamwater)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/3 "2013-01-14T01:35:55Z")

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The James Cameron joke was pretty good.

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**Author:** ![newcomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e5b9ba/32.png) [@newcomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcomer)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/4 "2013-01-14T01:37:29Z")

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Homeland is not that goood, really.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/5 "2013-01-14T01:39:46Z")

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I happen to think Homeland is really great, pleased by it’s wins.

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/6 "2013-01-14T01:42:28Z")

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I’ve been wondering about this Homeland show. I find Claire Danes annoying as a human being, but this show has been dominating the awards shows and been garnering a lot of acclaim.

Right now I am bummed out by it because it’s been taking awards away from Breaking Bad (my favorite) and other shows I like, and my phone is buzzing with texts from my Downtown Abbey-obsessed friends. 😛

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/7 "2013-01-14T01:56:08Z")

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Damien Francisco FTW!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/8 "2013-01-14T01:58:51Z")

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Bill Clinton? WTF?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/9 "2013-01-14T02:07:35Z")

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Tommy Lee Jones was not amused by Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig. Not one bit.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/10 "2013-01-14T02:08:54Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Jocko](#):
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> Tommy Lee Jones was not amused by Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig. Not one bit.

Yeah, that was funny.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/11 "2013-01-14T02:15:34Z")

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Megan and Jonah are forced to make the obvious joke.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/12 "2013-01-14T02:18:31Z")

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Nice to see Max Greenfield get a nom, even if he was up against Ed Harris and Mandy Patinkin (who draws up these categories, anyway?). I think his Schmidt on New Girl is an absolute riot.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/13 "2013-01-14T02:19:48Z")

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Oh, dear God, no! Not the Sofia Vergara Diet Pepsi ad again! Hasn’t it been outlawed by the Geneva Convention?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/14 "2013-01-14T02:25:32Z")

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And the Hollywood Foreign Press loves them some Tarantino writin’.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/15 "2013-01-14T02:27:05Z")

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Of course, how much creativity and thought goes into writing Zero Dark Thirty, or Lincoln, or Argo? You just write down what happened, you know? Anybody could do it.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/16 "2013-01-14T02:29:48Z")

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Someone pointed out on the New York Times live blog that the official Golden Globes Twitter feed is posting the winners prior to the opening of the envelope. I was curious, so I checked and found it was true for Don Cheadle’s win just now.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/17 "2013-01-14T02:39:22Z")

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Did anybody else catch the shot of Anjelica Huston a while back? Extremely, strikingly, horrifically RED lipstick … my wife said, “She looks like The Joker.”

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/18 "2013-01-14T03:12:42Z")

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That was a great speech by Jodie Foster.

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/19 "2013-01-14T03:13:09Z")

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Jodie Foster is one emotionally conflicted person.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-70th-annual-golden-globe-awards/647115/20 "2013-01-14T03:14:37Z")

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She sure went on.

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