The 7E7 is a go! Whoo Whoo!

[Askance]

@Paul in Saudi

At one level for us cattle-class people, it is just another flying bus. On the other hand a new, better, safer, more efficient airplane is neat and I like neat things.

How do you know it’s going to be safer?

[JonScribe]

@JohnBckWLD

Well, Airbus’ A380 looks beautiful.

Beautiful? I guess, if you like the massive bloated-maggot look.

Eight-hundred people trying to get off and claim their baggage, another 800 trying to get on? No thanks.

[Incubus]

@JonScribe

Beautiful? I guess, if you like the massive bloated-maggot look.

Eight-hundred people trying to get off and claim their baggage, another 800 trying to get on? No thanks.

I have a simple solution: They all ride an escalator that takes them up, then drops them down a funnel-like chute which sends them tumbling into the airplaning.

Deplaning is accomplished via a large piston which squeezes the passengers out some star or crescent moon shaped opening.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Incubus

I have a simple solution: They all ride an escalator that takes them up, then drops them down a funnel-like chute which sends them tumbling into the airplaning.

Deplaning is accomplished via a large piston which squeezes the passengers out some star or crescent moon shaped opening.

I have a better suggestion.

Run the passengers through a meat grinder. Then, fill the airplane with ground passenger like a sausage tube. Upon arrival, squeeze the paste into the terminal via a pumping device.