# The A-B cup club; no C's, D's... etc. allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374 "2000-07-30T00:08:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/81 "2000-07-31T17:54:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **[aside]: Montfort get your butt OUT of here! I have this one covered![/aside]** Funny, iampunha, I don’t see your flag planted anywhere… 🙂 > [@](#): > > **If y’all need padding, there are probably a good number of men on here who do as well.** Not this one… So, hi OESGal. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/82 "2000-07-31T18:06:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*Funny, iampunha, I don’t see your flag planted anywhere… 🙂 If you get your head out of your butt, you’ll see it. It’s that big white thing in DC . . . the one named after the first president 😃 So OESGirl how does it feel to have two guys fighting for you? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/83 "2000-07-31T18:12:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **If you get your head out of your butt, you’ll see it. It’s that big white thing in DC . . . the one named after the first president 😃** I’ve always found it was the insecure that needed to make outrageous analogies. You don’t happen to drive an SUV or sports car, do you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/84 "2000-07-31T18:17:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > > If you get your head out of your butt, you’ll see it. It’s that big white thing in DC . . . the one named after the first president 😃 > > So OESGirl how does it feel to have two guys fighting for you? \*\* AHEM! It’s OES **Gal** I think I can forgive you for that though 🙂 As for two guys fighting over me, I think my boyfriend of 3+ years might have a problem with that:D Not that you guys are not worth talking to or having you “fighting” over me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/85 "2000-07-31T18:19:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\* I’ve always found it was the insecure that needed to make outrageous analogies. You don’t happen to drive an SUV or sports car, do you? 🙂 \*\* Monty . . . friend . . . it would do you so well to read other threads 🙂 I don’t own a car . . . the cars I drive, when I drive, are an SUV, a suburban, a van and a saturn. No sports car, and I drive the suburban most of the time. Besides, I was joking about the Washington Monument 🙂 I’m just so tired of meeting dopers who live 3.5 light years away that OES being from VA was a very welcome change for me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/86 "2000-07-31T18:22:12Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by OESGal \* > **AHEM! It’s OES** Gal_\* I think I can forgive you for that though 🙂 As for two guys fighting over me, I think my boyfriend of 3+ years might have a problem with that:D Not that you guys are not worth talking to or having you “fighting” over me 😉 \*\* Alas, 'twas not to be. Let’s see if any of my Crushes decide to post here… ::lurking:: ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/87 "2000-07-31T18:26:45Z")
Hey, if I’d known you, Montfort, were this close I might have kept my mouth shut;) I went to GMU for my first two years, and live close to the Fairfax campus. I’m still here, but outta here in 14 days! I’m transferring to Tennessee Technological University. Sorry to disappoint you, but oh well, such is life:D ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/88 "2000-07-31T18:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by OESGal \* > **AHEM! It’s OES** Gal_\* I think I can forgive you for that though 🙂 As for two guys fighting over me, I think my boyfriend of 3+ years might have a problem with that:D Not that you guys are not worth talking to or having you “fighting” over me 😉 \*\* _ **AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE** _!!! Yet another one with a boyfriend, though hardly surprising. Just tell me this much: are you engaged? [aside]At least she didn’t say she had a husband . . . [/aside] Seems I always meet them when they’re taken . . . GRRRR! ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/89 "2000-07-31T18:28:35Z")
Large, small, anywhere in between, if what they’re attached to meets my fancy, then so do they. I’m more of an ass and thighs kind of guy. Ladies wearing skirts or dresses with a slit down the side always turn my head. Breasts, at all, even flat chested… heck, females turn my head. (provided they’re human) ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/90 "2000-07-31T18:30:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by OESGal \* > > **AHEM! It’s OES** Gal_\* I think I can forgive you for that though 🙂 As for two guys fighting over me, I think my boyfriend of 3+ years might have a problem with that:D Not that you guys are not worth talking to or having you “fighting” over me 😉 \*\* > > _ **AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE** _!!! Yet another one with a boyfriend, though hardly surprising. Just tell me this much: are you engaged? [aside]At least she didn’t say she had a husband . . . [/aside] > > Seems I always meet them when they’re taken . . . GRRRR! \*\* Well, we’re not engaged _yet_! But that is mostly my fault for having divorced parents. Oh, and btw, he agrees that more than a handful is too much;) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/91 "2000-07-31T18:30:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\*Hey, if I’d known you, Montfort, were this close I might have kept my mouth shut;) I went to GMU for my first two years, and live close to the Fairfax campus. I’m still here, but outta here in 14 days! I’m transferring to Tennessee Technological University. Sorry to disappoint you, but oh well, such is life:D \*\* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! I GO to GMU!!! CRIPE! I’m a 20-minute fucking drive from the Fairfax campus! But you couldn’t have known that. I’m just a soph now. I am guessing you’re doing grad work at TTU . . . ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/92 "2000-07-31T18:33:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\*Hey, if I’d known you, Montfort, were this close I might have kept my mouth shut;) I went to GMU for my first two years, and live close to the Fairfax campus. I’m still here, but outta here in 14 days! I’m transferring to Tennessee Technological University. Sorry to disappoint you, but oh well, such is life:D \*\* But so much can happen in fourteen days. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/93 "2000-07-31T18:35:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\*Well, we’re not engaged _yet_! But that is mostly my fault for having divorced parents. Oh, and btw, he agrees that more than a handful is too much;) \*\* [clicking heels together] There is hope . . . there is hope . . . there is hope . . . there is hope . . . Oh, sorry, was I saying that out loud? Eek . . . I sound desperate. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/94 "2000-07-31T18:35:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > > \*\*Hey, if I’d known you, Montfort, were this close I might have kept my mouth shut;) I went to GMU for my first two years, and live close to the Fairfax campus. I’m still here, but outta here in 14 days! I’m transferring to Tennessee Technological University. Sorry to disappoint you, but oh well, such is life:D \*\* > > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! I GO to GMU!!! CRIPE! I’m a 20-minute fucking drive from the Fairfax campus! > > But you couldn’t have known that. I’m just a soph now. I am guessing you’re doing grad work at TTU . . . \*\* No, no I’m not that much ahead of you. I am classified as a sophmore by hours, but by time I’m a junior cause I had to drop one class last semester. Sorry it didn’t work out honey:) ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/95 "2000-07-31T18:36:49Z")
_( **Milo** joins the hostage negotiating team outside the thread, waiting to hear iampunha’s demands after his thorough hijack …)_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/96 "2000-07-31T18:48:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > \*\*_( **Milo** joins the hostage negotiating team outside the thread, waiting to hear iampunha’s demands after his thorough hijack …)_ \*\* I’m not demanding anything. I was going to start a new thread for myself, OES **Gal** and Montfort, but as is clear to see that won’t be necessary. It would just be nice to find someone in this state who isn’t otherwise occupied 🙂 Now, back to bras and the women who don’t wear them. ::narrowly avoids host of beer bottles being thrown at him:: ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/97 "2000-07-31T19:00:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > > \*\*_( **Milo** joins the hostage negotiating team outside the thread, waiting to hear iampunha’s demands after his thorough hijack …)_ \*\* > > I’m not demanding anything. I was going to start a new thread for myself, OES **Gal** and Montfort, but as is clear to see that won’t be necessary. > > It would just be nice to find someone in this state who isn’t otherwise occupied 🙂 > > Now, back to bras and the women who don’t wear them. ::narrowly avoids host of beer bottles being thrown at him:: \*\* Yes, back to us WOMEN:) You guys are so cute though:D ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/98 "2000-07-31T19:01:11Z")
I had an ex who went from a B to a C on the Pill. true, there was more to play with/look at, but more than a mouthful is a waste. ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/99 "2000-07-31T19:05:22Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by iampunha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I was going to start a new thread for myself, OES **Gal** and Montfort, but as is clear to see that won’t be necessary. > \*\* Not necessary? Meaning you won’t start a private convo with me cause im NOT single?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/100 "2000-07-31T19:07:39Z")
This reminds me of a story. 😉 It was shortly after college. I had my second “real” job, and was enjoying the wares of the local oyster bar when my coworker asked me if I knew the difference between “excess” and “surplus”. Being new at the job, I tried my best to impress him with my understanding of the English language going to great lengths to define the minutest differences. “Nope”, he replied. “Not even close”. “Tonight”, he explained, “when you’re fooling around with your girlfriend, take one of her nipples into your mouth and then suck as much of her breast as possible into your mouth. All that extra hangout out around the edges is ‘excess’.” “That one on the other side – it’s surplus.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374.md?page=6)