# The A-B cup club; no C's, D's... etc. allowed! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374 "2000-07-30T00:08:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/121 "2000-08-01T11:41:58Z")
I _soooooo_ cannot believe I said that! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/122 "2000-08-01T12:01:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > > > \*\*Dammit, it’s not every day I talk about my chest. \*\* > > > > Really? Why do you mention it in every e-mail you send me? > > > > ::ducking and running:: > > \*\* > > Only because you keep asking about it, sweetie. > > Shall I begin inquiring about Mr. Snake next e-mail? 😃 \*\* No, I’ve already read about what you do to male genitalia! Mr. Snake is looking for someone a little more…nuturing ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/123 "2000-08-01T12:10:32Z")
_sigh_ All right… I was so looking forward to that e-mail though… ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/124 "2000-08-01T12:23:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*_sigh_ All right… I was so looking forward to that e-mail though… \*\* “I fear me you but warm the starved **snake** , Who, cherish’d in your **breasts** , will sting your hearts.” –King Henry VI, Part 3, Act 3, Scene i (emphasis added) ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/125 "2000-08-01T13:24:50Z")
Damn, I like this place more and more…why is this just happening now? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/126 "2000-08-01T16:30:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > > \*\*Dammit, it’s not every day I talk about my chest. \*\* > > Really? Why do you mention it in every e-mail you send me? > > ::ducking and running:: > > Shakespeare, as prescient as he was in so many ways (felching?), had this to say about lack of bodaciousness: > > “a little More than a little > is by much too much.” > –King Henry IV, Part 1, Act 3, Scene ii > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > > \*\*_( **Milo** joins the hostage negotiating team outside the thread, waiting to hear iampunha’s demands after his thorough hijack …)_ \*\* > > I was wondering how ChrisP One Kenobe managed not to make an appearance in this flirting hijack… > \*\* You know me too well…bastard 😉 I am more turned on by someone with an exciting personality. But alas, I admit, the initial attraction is made by a physical trait that stands out(and I don’t mean just breasts, you pervs). You know maybe the have red hair, or freckles. As much as I enjoy looking at a large set, I prefer the ones that are packaged for viewing pleasure. Yes, I’m a pig. But I’m honest. I’ve had this discussion with my wife, so it’s okay to say it here. ---
**Author:** ![agent\_cockroach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@agent\_cockroach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agent_cockroach)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/127 "2000-08-01T18:29:45Z")
thank god i am alone!!! i posted a comment in another forum and was promptly bitched out because i felt large breats=back pain and thought really large sizes were well… freaky. im a 34B. a plain, short little girl and frankly i wish i would get stared at, hit on, just a little attention from the guys. see, here you guys post that you like little boobs, but in public you stare at the big uns and ignore the rest. ive never met a guy who liked smaller boobs. im sure those men exist, but i never meet them. where are you!!! and for the record, i like large breasts, i like to look at them, but having them is another story. what are benefits of big boobs besides getting attention? and what are the benefits of smaller ones besides no back pain? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/128 "2000-08-01T18:38:59Z")
**Agent Cochroach** : Well, my mother taught me not to stare at people, and I really don’t, even when I want to ogle someone. But, feel free to add your picture to the SD People Pages. 🙂 Also, I’ve learned that to appreciate small-breasted women is to view them from an angle, so you can notice the (lack of) depth and angle the breasts stick out at. It’s also less conspicuous to look at them then, too, since you’re not facing them, and thus not allowing them to see where your eyes are. I think I need to go take a walk outside now and check out the “scenery” here downtown. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/129 "2000-08-01T20:04:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by agent cockroach \* > **a plain, short little girl and frankly i wish i would get stared at, hit on, just a little attention from the guys. see, here you guys post that you like little boobs, but in public you stare at the big uns and ignore the rest. ive never met a guy who liked smaller boobs. im sure those men exist, but i never meet them. where are you!!!** Well, if you put your picture up I will stare at you. I’d hit on you, but you live in Chicago so there’s not much point. BTW, the reason I stare at large breasts, when I stare, is that I find it interesting how they hold them up. I prefer smaller to larger, as I’ve said. And I most certainly do exist (this is not GD, please let’s not get into this argument). So here I am. Talk to me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/130 "2000-08-02T06:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\* > > You know me too well…bastard 😉 > > I am more turned on by someone with an exciting personality. But alas, I admit, the initial attraction is made by a physical trait that stands out(and I don’t mean just breasts, you pervs). You know maybe the have red hair, or freckles. As much as I enjoy looking at a large set, I prefer the ones that are packaged for viewing pleasure. > > Yes, I’m a pig. But I’m honest. I’ve had this discussion with my wife, so it’s okay to say it here. \*\* Yeah, ChrisP, I _really_ have a problem with people flirting. Hate it. Would never dream of doing it myself. Right. As I said in another thread, ever notice that the phrase “get a room” is usually uttered by those who aren’t getting it and addressed to those who ARE?? With respect to the topic at hand, as has been said many times in both this thread and the other “Plain girl, great chest” thread, people look. No harm in that in and of itself–being disrespectful, assuming a lady is stupid or easy because of the size of her breasts, certainly I don’t condone that. But being attracted to physical traits? Most of us are. And I’d say that the very fact that you can discuss it with your wife means that your admitted admiration is almost certainly not disrespectful of women\* \*However, we single, unattached cretins have to prove ourselves. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/131 "2000-08-02T20:20:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by agent cockroach \* > \*\*ive never met a guy who liked smaller boobs. im sure those men exist, but i never meet them. where are you!!! \*\* I will be at Riyuku restaurant, at Columbus and 83rd Street, Manhattan, tonight at 7:00 P.M. Hop the next flight! 😉 Sua ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/132 "2000-08-02T20:27:28Z")
If only I still worked in Hackensack… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OESGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecae2f/32.png) [@OESGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OESGal)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/133 "2000-08-02T22:01:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*Yeah, ChrisP, I _really_ have a problem with people flirting. Hate it. Would never dream of doing it myself. > > \*\* Dry–What is wrong with flirting? It seems to be the way most of us get noticed. What else are we supposed to do? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/134 "2000-08-02T23:09:58Z")
**OESGal** , you can start by sending me your picture. 😉 Oh, I forgot, you’re on [iampunha’s list](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33012). Silly me. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/135 "2000-08-03T03:34:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OESGal \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*\*Yeah, ChrisP, I _really_ have a problem with people flirting. Hate it. Would never dream of doing it myself. > > > \*\* > > Dry–What is wrong with flirting? It seems to be the way most of us get noticed. What else are we supposed to do? \*\* OESGal, You wanna be noticed? Try sending me nude pictures. 😃 Sorry I didn’t make it clear, but search ANY of my posts in IMHO, MPSIMS or even the pit, and you’ll see I was being sarcastic. I’m surprised no one bothered to point this out already, actually. I flirt WAAAYYY too much (here–NEVER in real life, where I’m a dweeb) Sorry for any confusion. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/136 "2000-08-03T04:38:22Z")
Boobs schmoobs, big & small–like 'em all. Now symmetry is what really turns me on. Any of you guys notice that all boobs have a personality of their own? Enough to make a guy moan? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/137 "2000-08-03T05:55:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > You wanna be noticed? Try sending me nude pictures. 😃 > \*\* Subtle, very subtle. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/138 "2000-08-03T09:45:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > \*\* > > You wanna be noticed? Try sending me nude pictures. 😃 > > \*\* > > Subtle, very subtle. \*\* Here comes AudreyK…speak of the Devil… “She says enough; yet she’s a simple bawd That cannot say as much. This is a subtle whore, A closet lock and key of villanous secrets And yet she’ll kneel and pray; I have seen her do’t.” 😛 –Othello, Act 4, Scene ii ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/139 "2000-08-03T10:05:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*Here comes AudreyK…speak of the Devil… > > “She says enough; yet she’s a simple bawd > That cannot say as much. This is a subtle whore, > A closet lock and key of villanous secrets > And yet she’ll kneel and pray; I have seen her do’t.” 😛 > –Othello, Act 4, Scene ii \*\* Of course I’m following your posting… isn’t that what you’re paying me for? That reminds me. You owe me for last night. ::nudge nudge:: “A subtle whore”, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2000, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374/140 "2000-08-03T10:19:36Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Of course I’m following your posting… isn’t that what you’re paying me for? > > That reminds me. You owe me for last night. ::nudge nudge:: > \*\* "Two bits. Keep the change. Hey, you’re worth it." ::fleeing:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-a-b-cup-club-no-cs-ds-etc-allowed/27374.md?page=8)