# The Aborted Reply Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586 "2010-07-13T20:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/1 "2010-07-13T20:08:28Z")
Post here when your reply to a thread would be inappropriate and/or get you banned. ---
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/2 "2010-07-13T20:09:29Z")
Do you jerk off before or after you make up these stories? ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/3 "2010-07-13T20:11:32Z")
That is an argument that could only be made by a complete asswipe ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/4 "2010-07-13T20:40:19Z")
You are such an asshole I am surprised that feces don’t shoot out of your mouth when you talk. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/5 "2010-07-13T21:26:16Z")
You make my ban-finger twitch. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/6 "2010-07-13T21:30:10Z")
Will you just shut the fuck up already? Why do you have to question every fucking thing ad nauseum? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/7 "2010-07-13T21:31:45Z")
Thanks for the snarky non-answer asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/8 "2010-07-13T22:13:41Z")
Seriously just pick a girl, take her on a nice date, and fuck her brains out. It’s not as hard as you’re making it out to be. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/9 "2010-07-13T23:33:15Z")
You are a stuck-up jerk who brags on your superiority in every thread whether it has anything to do with it or not. And you (different poster) are just an asshole, period. And you (different poster) are just a big fat crybaby. Grow up already! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/10 "2010-07-13T23:37:43Z")
My response is so controversial the men in black helicopters will catch me before I e ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/11 "2010-07-13T23:38:33Z")
Get over it. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/12 "2010-07-14T02:58:28Z")
You obviously have anger management issues as well as a persecution complex. Shut your hooooooooooooole! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/13 "2010-07-14T03:30:43Z")
If this is how you deal with small inconveniences out in public/in your workplace, I’d hate to see how you deal with things at home, in private, that really are difficult and emotional. It must suck to be your family. You really hate your wife, don’t you? You were one of the mean girls in junior high, weren’t you? How the hell do you find people willing to date you? Roofies? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/14 "2010-07-14T05:48:27Z")
Man up and apologize, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/15 "2010-07-14T06:40:13Z")
nevermind ---
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/16 "2010-07-14T12:50:18Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > nevermind > > Last edited by Oakminster; Today at 02:42 AM. Reason: wrong thread You just blew my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/17 "2010-07-14T13:17:36Z")
> [@Gus\_Gusterson](#): > > You just blew my mind. I just blew my nose. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/18 "2010-07-14T13:40:12Z")
It’s obviously cancer. You should take fish oil. Don’t bother going to a doctor. Take my advice right here. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/19 "2010-07-14T13:41:16Z")
Who cares!!! ---
**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/20 "2010-07-14T13:51:55Z")
Why the fuck didn’t you just Google your question instead of coming in here and wasting all these 'Doper’s time? Assclown. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586.md?page=2)