# The Aborted Reply Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586 "2010-07-13T20:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/21 "2010-07-14T14:00:46Z")
Do you really need to post in every God damned thread there is? Do you have a life? Get out of the basement and talk to someone for a change. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/22 "2010-07-14T14:00:48Z")
Every single evil in the history of the universe is a direct result of male circumcism. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/23 "2010-07-14T14:02:46Z")
Every single evil in the history of the universe is a direct result of male circumcism. This post has been Graped by the Grapist ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/24 "2010-07-14T14:06:23Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > the Grapist That would make a good Band Name! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/25 "2010-07-14T14:16:08Z")
This is why testosterone should be a controlled substance. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/26 "2010-07-14T14:36:05Z")
Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a coracle. Fuck you and everyone who thinks like you. Just…fuck you. I feel better now. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/27 "2010-07-14T16:07:21Z")
It’s none of your fucking business how old she is. Or whether she declawed her cat. BTW, it’s spelled pedophile. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/28 "2010-07-14T16:34:36Z")
What does that even _mean_? You just don’t even make any _sense_! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/29 "2010-07-14T17:05:34Z")
Fuck you, cunt. Stop that you say, Mod? Fuck you too, cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/30 "2010-07-14T17:30:59Z")
Do you really think that you can _trick_ people into believing your unscientific and illogical bullshit through “clever” word play? The next time you state that you are right unless someone can prove without any doubt that every damn thing that you spout is wrong, I’m going to ask you to prove that you have _never_ sat in the park masturbating while watching kids on the swingset. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/31 "2010-07-14T17:35:29Z")
Pretentious intellectual pricks. (jk) ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/32 "2010-07-14T17:43:28Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You make my ban-finger twitch. Shove it in yer cat’s cunt! ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/33 "2010-07-14T17:54:45Z")
I hope you kill yourself! (No, I would never post that! If you or a loved one have thoughts of suicide, please call your local crisis hotline!) ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/34 "2010-07-14T18:04:16Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Shove it in yer cat’s cunt! I think you need to go back and read the directions in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/35 "2010-07-14T18:04:44Z")
> [@Gus\_Gusterson](#): > > Post here when your reply to a thread would be inappropriate and/or get you banned. You are a troll! TROLL TROLL TROLL! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/36 "2010-07-14T18:11:21Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’m going to ask you to prove that you have _never_ sat in the park masturbating while watching kids on the swingset. What about proving that we _have?_ [Link to pictures.](http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animaux/img/6271_cute_cat.jpg%20blog%201.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/37 "2010-07-14T18:16:27Z")
Everything is not about you! ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/38 "2010-07-14T18:20:51Z")
Get a fucking life already. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/39 "2010-07-14T18:21:49Z")
I could eat a bowl of alpha bits and shit out a better post than that. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/40 "2010-07-14T18:24:28Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I could eat a bowl of alpha bits and shit out a better post than that. I could eat a bowl of _Cheerios_ and shit out a better post than that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586.md?page=3)