# The Aborted Reply Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586 "2010-07-13T20:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/41 "2010-07-14T19:01:04Z")
Eat a bag of dicks you fuckin tone deaf afterbirth of a bastard rat. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/42 "2010-07-14T20:08:59Z")
Just shut the fuck up and get your fucking baby’s fucking diapered ass OFF THE FUCKING TABLE!!! _twitches_ ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/43 "2010-07-14T20:32:33Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Eat a bag of dicks you fuckin tone deaf afterbirth of a bastard rat. Tone deaf? _Tone deaf??_ I will have you know I studied at Julliard and could pick a crystal bell out of a choir of glass bells, you cad. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/44 "2010-07-14T21:07:55Z")
Get a live journal already! Get a job! Get out of the fucking house! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/45 "2010-07-14T21:13:12Z")
My name is Timmy. Or it _would_ have been if Mommy had decided to keep me, the bitch. _what?_ ---
**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/46 "2010-07-14T23:01:00Z")
…and that’s when I bought the horse a prostitute! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/47 "2010-07-14T23:45:50Z")
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: You’d think that someone who goes to those extremes would have enough sense to stay out of a thread **dedicated to the movie!** “lalala” indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/48 "2010-07-15T04:36:19Z")
It’s YOUR not YOU’RE! Where are all the grammar Nazis when you need them? It’s driving me crazy! Why won’t anyone fix it!? It may not get me banned but I did abort posting this to another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/49 "2010-07-15T15:21:22Z")
Have you made a single positive post on this board or are you just that depressed about the state of the world these days, now that your ridiculous moral standards are out of date? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/50 "2010-07-15T16:21:10Z")
There are times when “eat shit and die” is the most polite reply I can think of. Get better at forming your arguments and you may rise to that level. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/51 "2010-07-15T18:03:51Z")
The mods are conspiring against me because they’re nazi prudes that can’t handle my extreme viewpoints. Fat people have no one to blame but themselves. Hi Opal! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/52 "2010-07-15T18:19:31Z")
I wish you would die. I know where you live, and I’m coming for you with a hatchet. ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/53 "2010-07-15T18:22:15Z")
The fact that you are too pathetic to get laid doesn’t make all women high maintenance bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/54 "2010-07-15T18:39:43Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I wish you would die. > > I know where you live, and I’m coming for you with a hatchet. It’s not me, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/55 "2010-07-15T18:42:56Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Do you really need to post in every God damned thread there is? Do you have a life? Get out of the basement and talk to someone for a change. Seriously! Some people will find the Dope, and just post and post and post and everywhere you look, _there they are_- it drives me nuts! Sure, I want you to post, but goddamn, you don’t have to post everything you think about every fucking topic! (generic you, not you you) ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/56 "2010-07-15T19:43:24Z")
You know, when I post in General Questions, it’s to get _answers_, not wild ass guesses off the top of your pointy little head that you spent 3 seconds formulating before replying, you douche. If I wanted that, I’d have posted in the I-don’t-have-a-clue-but-I-must-post-something-to-prove-I-exist forum. Look, I’m at _least_ as smart as you. Don’t you think I could have pulled something out of my own ass if that’s what I wanted? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/57 "2010-07-15T20:30:25Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > It’s not me, is it? ::stares at **Alice** through half-closed eyes, while stroking Sweetums’ edge with a file:: ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/58 "2010-07-15T20:50:23Z")
Seriously?? Someone asked a question about a new kind of cancer treatment and you suggest they should pray instead?? And then you tell another person that their friend would still be alive if they had prayed instead of having chemotherapy??? In your spare time do you go to funerals and pee on the casket while singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” before having a drink of baby tears?? ---
**Author:** ![Shocker\_Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Shocker\_Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shocker_Khan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/59 "2010-07-15T21:10:28Z")
Awww, poor xxxx has a really really small penis. Obviously. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586/60 "2010-07-15T23:04:07Z")
> [@Monstera\_deliciosa](#): > > The fact that you are too pathetic to get laid doesn’t make all women high maintenance bitches. Word. Conversely, just because none of the last three guys you went on a date with proposed doesn’t mean that all men are commitment-phobic neanderthals who can only be tamed by careful application of The Rules. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-aborted-reply-thread/546586.md?page=4)