# The accumulated advice thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 11, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725 "2005-04-11T01:18:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/121 "2005-04-14T19:47:29Z")
After removing the Bondo. What’s the best way to discredit your boss? ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/122 "2005-04-14T20:06:08Z")
> [@mailman](#): > > After removing the Bondo. > What’s the best way to discredit your boss? Max out his creditr cards. Over Macho Grande? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/123 "2005-04-14T20:07:55Z")
I don’t think you’ll ever be over Macho Grande. What was the question again? ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/124 "2005-04-14T20:10:04Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > I don’t think you’ll ever be over Macho Grande. > > What was the question again? To be of not to be. That is the question. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/125 "2005-04-14T20:17:24Z")
If you won’t tell me your problem, I can’t help you. How do I stop the funk? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/126 "2005-04-14T20:18:44Z")
Turn off the George Clinton album. Would I look good in dreds? ---
**Author:** ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/127 "2005-04-14T20:30:31Z")
> [@](#): > > Would I look good in dreds? If your glasses are clean. Who’s you’re favorite criminal? ---
**Author:** ![wisernow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@wisernow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wisernow)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/128 "2005-04-14T20:45:07Z")
> [@mailman](#): > > If your glasses are clean. > Who’s you’re favorite criminal? You. What am I going to do next? ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/129 "2005-04-14T21:18:04Z")
Hit “refresh” and see if anyone has come up with a smart ass answer to your question. Why are men such big babies when they are sick? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/130 "2005-04-14T21:57:22Z")
> [@Cub Mistress](#): > > Hit “refresh” and see if anyone has come up with a smart ass answer to your question. > > Why are men such big babies when they are sick? It’s just an excuse to be waited upon. It’s 6:00 PM. Do you know where you’re children are? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/131 "2005-04-14T22:20:45Z")
Chained in a cage in the celler they are always safe from harm. Why are there FBI agents looking for me? ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/132 "2005-04-14T22:35:50Z")
I think you just answered your own question. Where did that form I was working on go? I just had it. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/133 "2005-04-14T22:48:50Z")
> [@cher3](#): > > I think you just answered your own question. > Where did that form I was working on go? I just had it. Over there, under that stuff. No,_that_ stuff! So then, he says “Is that your face or…” ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/134 "2005-04-14T22:59:38Z")
Did you just shave your ass and are walking backward? How can I get revenge on the person in my house that is spilling breadcrumbs and milk in the sugar tub? ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/135 "2005-04-14T23:04:07Z")
Put bready sugar in their milk. Anybody know when Microsoft will have another 25% off sale for passwords? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/136 "2005-04-14T23:07:23Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > Did you just shave your ass and are walking backward? > > How can I get revenge on the person in my house that is spilling breadcrumbs and milk in the sugar tub? Put molasses in their shampoo. What is the meaning to life? ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/137 "2005-04-14T23:14:42Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Put molasses in their shampoo. > > What is the meaning to life? It’s a cereal, from Post I think. Good with strawberries. If the toilet goes counter-clockwise in the N. hemisphere, clockwise in the southern, what happens on the equator? ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/138 "2005-04-14T23:24:14Z")
It comes straight out of a slot, one sheet at a time. What’s for dinner? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/139 "2005-04-14T23:36:45Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > What’s for dinner? Tiddles or Rover. Depending on how hungry you are. Can I get a rain cover for a mountain bike online? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725/140 "2005-04-14T23:46:56Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Tiddles or Rover. Depending on how hungry you are. > > Can I get a rain cover for a mountain bike online? Only if you are willing to pay. A lot. What was I gonna ask again? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-accumulated-advice-thread/298725.md?page=8)