# the ACROname game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 10, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173 "2003-08-10T07:15:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/201 "2003-10-11T05:31:14Z")

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Eminently, deftness _does_ yield to exuberance during drunken yearly festivals.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/202 "2003-10-11T05:41:52Z")

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Why me??? Ugh…

Most randy boys seek merry blowjobs.

OK, I had to _work_ it!!

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/203 "2003-10-11T05:51:39Z")

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Suggestible adolescents never grieve uncommon, interesting new experiences; soccer practice is definitely enjoyable, right?

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**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/204 "2003-10-11T06:06:37Z")

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Ok new topic – Christmas gifts

Motorised Roller Blades

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/205 "2003-10-11T06:12:36Z")

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Jamaicans skate until May 1

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/206 "2003-10-11T06:54:35Z")

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Many boys roar for Santa!

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/207 "2003-10-11T07:13:58Z")

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Shiny new sled and underwear.

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/208 "2003-10-11T07:22:54Z")

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Quizzically, Unger intently leered to glimpse underpants.

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/209 "2003-10-11T07:56:15Z")

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My in-laws’ stash totalled eight red bicycles.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/210 "2003-10-11T10:29:00Z")

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Yellow undies given to lions in Uranus’ quiche

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/211 "2003-10-11T10:53:08Z")

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Buying early, gets a necktie

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/212 "2003-10-11T12:49:35Z")

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154 useless tinsel-infested quilted underpants – I love you, Gomer!

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/213 "2003-10-11T13:09:00Z")

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You’re terrible, eating fruitcake early.

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**Author:** ![french\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c77e96/32.png) [@french\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/french_frog)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/214 "2003-10-11T13:47:42Z")

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1 cup of flour  
5 cups of sugar  
4 eggs  
Lay in pan  
Quick in the oven !  
oh well…

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/215 "2003-10-11T13:52:50Z")

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Easily find new robe, Gale.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/216 "2003-10-11T22:24:29Z")

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Quilt, urn, inkwell, lamp – the gifts uniquely yours.

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/217 "2003-10-11T23:21:42Z")

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Yule days disgorge dazzling yo-yos.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/218 "2003-10-11T23:48:57Z")

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Your quest: 1 unicorn lamp, 4 ivory tweezers, 5 ugly garments.

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/219 "2003-10-12T00:37:04Z")

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Dandy doorstops donated during December.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-acroname-game/194173/220 "2003-10-12T01:42:49Z")

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This Yuletide is unusually quiet – up, up, lights!

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