# The adamu "slave to the gods"

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [December 12, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788 "2012-12-12T03:01:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![blacktophat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@blacktophat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blacktophat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/1 "2012-12-12T03:01:51Z")

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so… in my quest for spritual understanding, ive come across this.

it has totally opened my mind to a whole new perception of reality.

it basically fits right in with every other theory ive read.

just connects all the dots in a convenient way.

“god” is “satan”. “satan” is really enki-ea prince of earth.

thoughts opinions?

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/2 "2012-12-12T03:12:01Z")

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In general, I prefer my mythology to have evolved with people over time rather than being invented on the spot.  
Lucifer/Satan/serpent/Tempter/whoever as rebel against an enslaving god is hardly a new idea, but it generally springs from someone who just wishes to look cool for having “forbidden” ideas.  
_meh_

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/3 "2012-12-12T03:13:03Z")

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To start with the obvious: what other theories have you read, and why do you believe this makes any sense?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/4 "2012-12-12T03:24:16Z")

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Any religion that doesn’t have J.R. “Bob” Dobbs in it, is no religion for me.

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**Author:** ![blacktophat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@blacktophat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blacktophat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/5 "2012-12-12T03:39:47Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> In general, I prefer my mythology to have evolved with people over time rather than being invented on the spot.  
> Lucifer/Satan/serpent/Tempter/whoever as rebel against an enslaving god is hardly a new idea, but it generally springs from someone who just wishes to look cool for having “forbidden” ideas.  
> _meh_

looking “cool” for my beliefs is hardly something im interested in.

im only interested in the truth i couldn’t give 16,000 f\*cks about appearances.

im not saying i believe it word for word and its my new belief structure.

just seams a little too plausible. thats all

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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/6 "2012-12-12T03:44:30Z")

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This ought to be entertaining. I’m making Waffles.

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**Author:** ![blacktophat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@blacktophat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blacktophat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/7 "2012-12-12T03:47:07Z")

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/8 "2012-12-12T03:48:49Z")

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> [@blacktophat](#):
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> just seams a little too plausible.

Please define “plausible”.  
Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/9 "2012-12-12T03:51:53Z")

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> [@blacktophat](#):
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> thoughts opinions?

You’re wasting your time, but hey, it’s your time to waste.

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**Author:** ![blacktophat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@blacktophat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blacktophat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/10 "2012-12-12T03:58:45Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> You’re wasting your time, but hey, it’s your time to waste.

i think you wasted more time typing that :smack:

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/11 "2012-12-12T04:01:18Z")

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Dogs flew spaceships!

The Aztecs invented the vacation!

Men and women are the same sex!

Our forefathers took drugs!

Your brain is not the boss!

Yes! That’s right!

Everything you know is wrong!

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**Author:** ![blacktophat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@blacktophat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blacktophat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/12 "2012-12-12T04:01:47Z")

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anyone that not a closed minded doucher please feel free to add something constructive

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/13 "2012-12-12T04:03:54Z")

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I prefer to douche with an open mind.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/14 "2012-12-12T04:04:42Z")

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> [@blacktophat](#):
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> anyone that not a closed minded doucher please feel free to add something constructive

Don’t insult other posters. You can’t do that here.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/15 "2012-12-12T04:07:27Z")

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I dunno, Marley. I rather like being called a “closed minded doucher.”

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/16 "2012-12-12T04:15:39Z")

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The internet is truly amazing thing, possibly one of the most transformative inventions - ever. It’s ability to allow for the near instantaneous spreading of information is awe-inspiring. Unfortunately, it also allows just about anybody to post meaningless crap. [forbiddenknowledge.com](http://forbiddenknowledge.com) is Exhibit A for the latter.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/17 "2012-12-12T04:17:26Z")

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> [@blacktophat](#):
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> [http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/genesis/](http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/genesis/)
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> so.. in my quest for spritual understanding, ive come across this.
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> it has totally opened my mind to a whole new perception of reality.
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> it basically fits right in with every other theory ive read.

“Theory” is a scientific term. You’re talking about religion and myth. They’re great stories, but have nothing to do with physical reality.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/18 "2012-12-12T04:35:01Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Any religion that doesn’t have J.R. “Bob” Dobbs in it, is no religion for me.

And breasts. Breasts go a long way toward selling me on a religion’s plausibility. No, wait, that’s action movies.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/19 "2012-12-12T04:40:54Z")

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> [@blacktophat](#):
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> looking “cool” for my beliefs is hardly something im interested in.

Re-read my post. The “looking cool” comment was directed toward the author(s) of [theforbiddenknowledge.com](http://theforbiddenknowledge.com) and their several dozen predecessors, not you.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-adamu-slave-to-the-gods/643788/20 "2012-12-12T04:48:03Z")

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> [@blacktophat](#):
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> anyone that not a closed minded doucher please feel free to add something constructive

Okay, how about this.

How is this new mythology any better than the old mythology? You’ve got one group saying “Our ancient texts say God is the good guy.” And now you’ve got another group saying, “Our ancient texts say God is the bad guy.”

Why should we listen to either group? Either one of them could just be making up all the ancient texts they’re citing as authority.

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