The adamu "slave to the gods"

The problem with connecting the Dots is that they stick in one’s teeth. It is much better to connect the Jujubes*. Their harder texture means they do not melt as fast and are less prone to getting stuck between teeth.

  • (The American candy brand, not the more general Dots-like candy found throughout the rest of the English speaking world.)

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It must have hurt to hold back.

Ah, but first there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is!

Or is it “Electrical banana is gonna be a sudden craze. Electrical banana is bound to be the very next phase?” I keep mixing those up.

I’m just the opposite.

We call our sermons “Calvinmass”.

Preached by Rev. Watterson, I presume?

Naturally.

In the early days of my sobriety I heard the tale of AA co-founder Dr Bob on his deathbed telling Bill W to not fuck it up with that Freudian shit. I could barely write my name for the shaking but I managed to mutter, “Of course he would say that. The whole thing is Jungian.” A couple months later I read Jung’s fan letter to Bill W and said, “Ah-HAH! The $14,000 I spent on my higher education forty years ago was not entirely wasted.” Of course, I got a D in Psychology, but that is neither here nor there.

I’d say “/hijack” but this thread is more hijack than thread.