# The Alina Habba Pit thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 11, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965 "2024-01-11T17:05:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/281 "2024-02-04T05:17:34Z")
As a member of the actual Deep State, what we don’t have is a unified command structure or a singular purpose. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/282 "2024-02-04T12:54:52Z")
So similar to Democrats! Intriguing! 😁 (We’re not always as organized as we should be IMHO). ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/283 "2024-02-05T03:48:27Z")
Begin the thawing of Bruce Cutler! ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/284 "2024-02-06T01:37:09Z")
Every time I read this thread title it comes out, “Alina Hobbit Pit Thread” in my head. She should be that cool. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/285 "2024-02-06T01:39:59Z")
🎶 Alina (Alina!), Alina Habba Due for a legal fall Alina (Alina!), Alina Habba The dumbest MAGA lawyer of 'em all! 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/286 "2024-02-06T06:00:18Z")
Nice. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/287 "2024-02-06T06:22:30Z")
🎶 Alina and Don went to the court, 'Cause Don’s legal matters persist, Alina was shrill, cost him $83 mill, And now she’s on Don’s shit list. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/288 "2024-02-06T10:35:43Z")
Is that the tune from “Davey Crockett”? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/289 "2024-02-06T10:45:33Z")
You guys are great. The only song _I_ can come up with is: _Habba Alina, Habba Alina, Habba Alina, Ve’nismecha!_ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/290 "2024-02-06T13:14:01Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Is that the tune from “Davey Crockett”? [_The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins_, I think.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BC35cQKHwzg) ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/291 "2024-02-06T16:44:37Z")
Okay, I see that. I was thinking Davey, Davey Crockett King of the wild frontier. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/292 "2024-02-06T17:03:38Z")
I was thinking _The Devil Went Down To Georgia_. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/293 "2024-02-06T20:53:04Z")
Bingo, yes. 👍 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/294 "2024-02-06T21:27:06Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Habba Alina, > Habba Alina, > Habba Alina, > Ve’nismecha! But why would we rejoice? When my eyes first fell on your post, just seeing the repeated name (before the last line) [Mista Bob Dobalina](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFqov8a9iL4) came to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/295 "2024-02-06T22:15:00Z")
Never mind, “Hava Nagila” is objectively the best fit as to scansion and phonetics. Related Semitic languages, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/296 "2024-02-06T22:23:12Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Habba Alina, > Habba Alina, > Habba Alina, > Ve’nismecha! Venus Mecha? [![](https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/164829705_4068635089823753_929952722456200744_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7f8c78&_nc_ohc=6E_3P0OcjAIAX9SMSdW&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=00_AfCnDde-BfcrBtg0PzcJ4cm-4p9tSEOOxfEiQ5FzmbTltg&oe=65EA3297) ](https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/164829705_4068635089823753_929952722456200744_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7f8c78&_nc_ohc=6E_3P0OcjAIAX9SMSdW&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=00_AfCnDde-BfcrBtg0PzcJ4cm-4p9tSEOOxfEiQ5FzmbTltg&oe=65EA3297) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/297 "2024-02-09T21:47:25Z")
All I got is…(sung to The Who’s “Athena”) Alina She has no idea how much we like to ream her Hold her feet to the fire - _void ab initio_ My eyes just start rolling when she gets it wrong - worked for Trump too long. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/298 "2024-02-09T21:52:05Z")
Have a tequila. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/299 "2024-02-09T23:39:20Z")
Just in case you haven’t had enough: 🎶 Alina! You’ve heard of a shill named Alina. And heard about how lame Her bid for MAGA fame Can be. Alina! The Orange One anointed Alina! And too late he has found How deep below the ground Is she. Alina! When she speaks, it’s like donkeys braying. When she pleads, from the point she’s straying. Alina … My head hurts from saying Alina! 🎶 I’ll see myself out. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2024, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-alina-habba-pit-thread/995965/300 "2024-02-10T07:28:04Z")
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