# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/1 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")
Well, you’ve seen their pics. You’ve shorted out your keyboards with drool. (Oh, that was just me? Nevermind.) SO! Tell us yer crushes, folks! No limit…and they do NOT have to be on the people pages. Here’s mine: (in NO particular order) MaxTorque Flypsyde Vestal Blue Omni Coldy Clogs Chef Troy ChiefScott Gatsby Paddy no shirt Kilgore Trout Monster104 Obfusciatrist pricciar Tengu seriousart (MmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.) sousling weirddave ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/2 "2000-07-12T06:51:01Z")
Mega The Roo **[Homer Simpson on] MMmmmmMMMmmm… Meeeegaaaaa :::drool, gurgle::: [/Homer Simpson off]** Sue Duhnym Shayna Dragonlady Drain Bead Grace …I know there’s more ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/3 "2000-07-12T07:03:06Z")
I dunno why I post to these threads every time…my list doesn’t change… In no particular order: Falcon Talera neuro-trash grrl (OK, so I don’t have a chance…since when has that stopped a crush?) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/4 "2000-07-12T07:06:52Z")
Well, **NothingMan** is my backup should hubby kick the bucket (where’s YOUR picture?!?), but I’ll venture a go. Since **Reservoir Dog** is otherwise engaged, I’m nominating **jubei** as my backup-backup. I have a wicked hangup on men with shit-eating grins. However, **Tymp** appeals to the remnants of my wild side. **Spolvy** and **Kilgore** are seriously in the running too. As a chick, I have to say that I would pay GOOD MONEY for that dress that **swimming riddles** is wearing. I’ve been looking for one similar to it for ages (though a little shorter). I have actually considered going to a dress-maker and having one made. Swiddles, you’re not only an aristocratic beauty, but you have great taste too! If I were a guy, I’d have to pick **Shayna** and **rosebud** as the hotties of the board. Wahoo! It’s nice to put faces with the names. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/5 "2000-07-12T07:07:38Z")
Oh hell we’ve already had like 4 of these things and no one ever mentions me ☹ So I think i am just going to go over in the corner again and play with leggos. Btw Shayna Grace Mega ayesha Although you didnt hear this from me shhhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/6 "2000-07-12T07:17:44Z")
Ok, here’s the new updated list: (I am sure I forgot some of the people who were on here before but I mean you all too!) \*\*\*\*\*Omniscient \*\*\*\*\*Milo \*\*\*\*\*TalkinSquirrel \*\*\*\*\*Coldfire \*\*\*\*\*Kricket \*\*\*\*\*Persephone \*\*\*\*\*Mojo \*\*\*\*\*Reservoir Dog \*\*\*\*\*Spolvy (looks alot like my boss!) \*\*\*\*\*Seriousart (Mmmm…haven’t had a reaction like that since Omni!) \*\*\*\*\*Byz (okay, so I haven’t ever seen a picture of her–it doesn’t matter!) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/7 "2000-07-12T07:18:46Z")
I just want to add that I put TalkinSquirrel on my list before I even saw his post! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/8 "2000-07-12T09:30:28Z")
I thought that SPOOFE Bo Diddly guy was pretty hot stuff, myself… And Falcon? Monster104 really ain’t all that much to look at… though I guess I get a bigger picture… 😃 (I’d post up who I REALLY think is hot, but I don’t have time at the moment to look through everyone. I WILL, I swear!) ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/9 "2000-07-12T09:50:38Z")
Kilgore Trout - you cutie! Mojo Milo Serious Art Soulsling and if I have to cross to the other side, I would have to say Shayna is damn cute. (and not just because she put the pages together) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/10 "2000-07-12T12:46:44Z")
CheifScott, ChefTroy, and Coldfire, but of course I have perma chrushes on them! JimmyNipples & John Corrado and Kilgore Trout, iampunha - Grrowl! I could put a smile on Lexicons face! Max and Milo, Weirddave- hey babes, how \*you \*idoin’? There are too many cute one to list… of course I thought you were all georgeous BEFORE I saw your pictures… Narile WOW! - you are SO totally the type I go for IRL… _lick_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/11 "2000-07-12T12:57:41Z")
Where are all those pictures everyone keeps talking about? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/12 "2000-07-12T13:02:16Z")
[http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/) Put together by the wonderful Shayna . ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/13 "2000-07-12T13:02:28Z")
aw shucks. some people actually think i’m cute or something. thanks **realidad** , though, hey, where’s your pic? and thanks **falcon** , thats awful sweet. :::shuffles feet with eyes downcast and blushing::: ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/14 "2000-07-12T13:03:30Z")
**Persephone** , (cristi, slayer of peeps), you slayed me. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/15 "2000-07-12T13:13:01Z")
My vote goes for Shayna and Sue D. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/16 "2000-07-12T13:21:52Z")
ok, finished looking it all over. i’ve said it before, i’ll say it again, Straight Dope chicks are all hot. but those who stole my breath away for but a second even, in the order that they appear:[ul] Blue Twylight Cristi (Persephone) Diane Kricket Mega the Roo Punkyova Rosebud Shayna Sue Dunhym Swimming Riddles (of course it’s publicly known now that i’m completely infatuated with swiddles) [/ul] let it be known that i still think all Doper chicks are cute, and i wouldn’t say no to a single one of them if they’d asked me to dance. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/17 "2000-07-12T13:36:02Z")
Well, I think that JimmyNipples is hunk-a-liscous. If he were the President of the United States, he’d be Hunk-bra-ham Lincoln. Schwing!!! I think he’s a biker…he must be a bad boy. ohhhhh…and his hair-do…mmmmmm…yummy. Everyone should wear a helmet for several hours to achieve such a wonderful quaf. Hmmmm…I wonder what he looks like naked? ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/18 "2000-07-12T13:40:29Z")
I think that everyone (females) are all quite wonderful. There are some really beautiful people out there. No list for me…yer all bosco. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/19 "2000-07-12T13:55:34Z")
I have decided to list only those ladies who have made me act like the wolf in the Tex Avery cartoons. (think about the scene in The Mask, kids, you’ll know what I mean.) So, with no further ado, here they is. Annalamerino, Baglady, Blue Twilight, Brachyrhynchos (WOO WOO!), Canadian Sue, Chocolate, Cristi (Yi yi yi!), Diane (hubba!), Evilbeth, Evil Twin, Falcon, Fanny May, Frannie (marry me!), Girl By Sea, JavaMaven1, Kellibelli and Angkins, KimKatt, Kricket, MaryAnnQ, Mega The Roo, Monster (I will buy you lunch any time you like, I’m on Arapahoe), Okatym, Pepperlandgirl, Punkyova, Rosebud, Ruadh, Sangria, Shayna (I’ll let you know when I’m in town, Mmmkay?), Single Files (C’mere, I’ve got something for you), ¦:•) (aren’t you CUTE!), Sue Duhnym (Oh my god. I’ll never sleep again), Swimming Riddles (infatuation…woo hoooo), Three Bunny Mama, Troubleagain, VogueVixen (so statuesque!), Whoa Nellie (I couldn’t have said it better myself), Zyada. After I have my plastic surgery completed, I will send each and every one of you a naughty love letter and nekkid picture. Thank you for ruining my life, _sniff_, It’s wonderful knowing what you can’t have, boo hoo hooo! ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/20 "2000-07-12T14:07:16Z")
I love all the doper chicks, but it seems none love me. ::sulking off:: Is it the age thing? C’mon baby! Age has nothing to do with love! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=2)