# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/181 "2000-07-14T20:43:33Z")
I hope you’re working things out, Iampunha. Hugs! And let me know if you want talk, if you think I could help. Ellen ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/182 "2000-07-14T20:51:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ellen \* > **Ah, I took too long arranging my coding. Didn’t mean to “yeccch” at _your_ post Chef Troy!** oh SUUUUUURE. I repel you and there’s no point in trying to spare my feelings. _hysterical sobbing_ Don’t worry, As most people would agree, I suffer from a deplorable excess of self-esteem. Need to prune that old ego back once in a while to keep it healthy. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/183 "2000-07-14T21:34:16Z")
Holy Moses! I just checked out the updates. Nothin’ but hotties as far as the browser can see. **jjjfishe, Kyla, Lanna, Realidad, Ruffian, Techchick68** and **Welfy** , Hello, ladies. My name is **Tymp**. Apparently, I’m the resident bad boy element of the SDMB crush pages. Of course, I’m very versatile. If a dark, romantically calculating lover is not what you’ve got in mind, I can always be Corporate Man, Mr. Outdoors, The Death Defying Adventurer, Mr. Suave Ballroom Man, Nerd Boy and many, many more. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations (like the other men here in the crush pages). There is only one great and mighty **Tymp** who knows what your dreaming of and can actually deliver. Okay. So, I’m a little arrogant and I can’t come up with a good pick-up line to save my life, but isn’t that sexy? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/184 "2000-07-14T23:26:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by monster \* > Thanks, baby! Where’s the vacation to, by the way? Also, love the Sam Adams picture on your web page!! Very cute! \*\* Thanks! I do believe you are our first qualifying finalist in the competition! The grand prize includes a formal military ball and hob-nobbing with Air Combat Command’s brightest and finest in Washington DC. Tripler ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/185 "2000-07-14T23:44:35Z")
::blushing:: ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/186 "2000-07-14T23:58:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > Thanks! I do believe you are our first qualifying finalist in the competition! The grand prize includes a formal military ball and hob-nobbing with Air Combat Command’s brightest and finest in Washington DC. > \*\* Hey now Tripler… don’t forget (I KNOW I won’t) my name was \* first \* on your list. PLEASE don’t tell me you were just alphabetizing them, or I’ll have to go cry in the corner with Chef Troy. Actually, that might not be so bad either. 50 points each for Tripler and Spoofe for putting me on their lists before my pic is up … the rest of you must just be shallow!! 😃 Oh and nice sig \*\* KYLA!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/187 "2000-07-15T00:04:10Z")
Ellen said: "I hope you’re working things out, Iampunha. Hugs! And let me know if you want talk, if you think I could help." Here are links that might work: [![](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/5thgrade.jpg) ](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/5thgrade.jpg) [![](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/4thgrade.jpg) ](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/4thgrade.jpg) [![](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/3rdgrade.jpg) ](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/3rdgrade.jpg) [![](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/paddyshead.jpg) ](https://www.angelfire.com/va2/iampunha1/paddyshead.jpg) Let me know if they don’t work. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/188 "2000-07-15T00:06:54Z")
Brunetter, if you check out the Laminated list thread in IMHO, you’ll discover you were on my list far before the people pages came out. AND you’re married AND 20+ AND you live way the hell and gone far away from me. EVEN SO, even KNOWING I have NO shot in HELL of being with you, I put you on. SO THERE! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/189 "2000-07-15T00:39:11Z")
Hmmm…not wanting to make ChiefScott genuinely mad, I guess maybe I might apologize. Sorry. But…just one question…does this mean ChiefScott added me to his crush list?? (Ducks, runs like hell) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/190 "2000-07-15T00:44:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > Let me know if they don’t work. \*\* They don’t work. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/191 "2000-07-15T00:48:59Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Brunetter \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Hey now Tripler… don’t forget (I KNOW I won’t) my name was \* first \* on your list. PLEASE don’t tell me you were just alphabetizing them, or I’ll have to go cry in the corner with Chef Troy. Actually, that might not be so bad either. > > * * * Brunetter, As of this round, we don’t have favorites yet. If you’ll look back at the list, they are in “no particular order”. But, I do believe you are now our second finalist in the competition! Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/192 "2000-07-15T01:06:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Brunetter, if you check out the Laminated list thread in IMHO, you’ll discover you were on my list far before the people pages came out. AND you’re married AND 20+ AND you live way the hell and gone far away from me. EVEN SO, even KNOWING I have NO shot in HELL of being with you, I put you on. SO THERE! \*\* Iampunha, I KNOW I’ve been on your list for ages. You’re on mine too. (BTW, girls, I saw his chest before ANY of you!) I was just talking about the lads in this thread. Don’t worry, you’re still my fave little Doper. (yeah that’s what you’re gonna get if you keep mocking my age buddy! 😉 SO THERE! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/193 "2000-07-15T01:14:27Z")
Now wait, Tripler…you’d be in DC? Just think, you wouldn’t have to pay for my airfare! Besides, you’re a cutie. 🙂 And Monster? There is only so much I can do to prevent the wrath of ChiefScott from falling upon you. YOU’RE NOT HELPING! _glares_ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/194 "2000-07-15T01:17:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Now wait, Tripler…you’d be in DC? Just think, you wouldn’t have to pay for my airfare! > > Besides, you’re a cutie. 🙂 > \*\* Oop! Found the third finalist! Don’t worry Falcon, I’ll make the airfare up to you in a fantastic trip to exotic Winnipeg, Canada. Tripler Wow. She called me a ‘cutie’. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/195 "2000-07-15T01:24:20Z")
Brunetter said: "Iampunha, I KNOW I’ve been on your list for ages. You’re on mine too. (BTW, girls, I saw his chest before ANY of you!) I was just talking about the lads in this thread. Don’t worry, you’re still my fave little Doper. (yeah that’s what you’re gonna get if you keep mocking my age buddy! SO THERE!" Well then don’t bloody complain about things like that! And I’m not mocking your age so much as I’m stating why you’re out of my league . . . based solely on your age. And I ain’t no lil doper. I’m taller than u r! So there! In fact, not only did u see my chest first, u took the bold step of emailing me just so you could tell me how hot you thought I was! haha! got u 🙂 I am done being a child, for now . . . ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/196 "2000-07-15T01:38:24Z")
Forgot to include this in my last post: Anyone who wants to see those school-age pics (and some others) email me and I will provide instructions. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/197 "2000-07-15T02:30:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*Oop! Found the third finalist! > > _snip_ > > Wow. She called me a ‘cutie’. 🆒 \*\* Well, you ARE! And upon further consideration, I think I’ll upgrade that to hottie. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/198 "2000-07-15T03:19:21Z")
Wow! I’m on peoples’ lists! I can’t believe this. No one else ever seemed to care about me before. :::sobs and runs away before she can go into a Sally Field imitation::: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/199 "2000-07-15T03:50:37Z")
Kyla, how in the world has nobody ever noticed you before? You seem to be a rather lovely person beneath your skin, and . . . um . . . rather lovely dermatologically as well, shall we say . . . ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/200 "2000-07-15T04:20:24Z")
Just like to shamelessly plug the concert goin on over at the “Seriousart performs for the ladies” thread. Seems, I’ve just been upstaged and I need help:) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=578145#post578145](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=578145#post578145) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=11)