# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/201 "2000-07-15T04:45:11Z")
serious - NO ONE could upstage you, hon. _grins_ ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/202 "2000-07-15T06:08:21Z")
Falcon, Not only get a backstage pass, but a key to the hotel room to boot šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/203 "2000-07-15T06:16:00Z")
_blushes_ Oh. my. Want me to wait for you, hon? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/204 "2000-07-15T07:18:44Z")
I am shrouded in mystery (er, unless you look at my homepage or wait for TC and Shayna to get my picture in there.) Till then though, hereā€™s my list of yummies: Arnold Winkelreid Chef Troy Coldfire Democritus Esprix (dammit, boy, do you have to be _so_ gay?) Gnarly Narly Dude Kilgore Trout Mr. Cynical Reservoir Dog Tymp Honorable mentions go to Ukelele Ike, Valphagene (yeah, you read it right), Flypside, and TennHippie (or TN\*Hippie, whatever). As\_U\_Wish: You remind me of Barbara Hershey. FreakFreely reminds me of the guy who had the hots for Marky Mark in _Boogie Nights_. And GBSā€¦wow. Not at all what I expected. šŸ™‚ Kinda got a ā€œLegend of Billie Jeanā€ thing goinā€™ there! Love it! Veb, if you donā€™t put your picture in somewhere, Iā€™m gonna send in one myself. Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/205 "2000-07-15T13:15:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*My new crush is Aud. The Hawiaan babe who is highly susceptable to my fake NY accent. \*\* I _knew_ I should have read this thread sooner. Youā€™re on my list too! Fake accent notwithstanding. However, DRY is warming the top spot on my list. And dropzone, I donā€™t need a picture to add you to my list. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/206 "2000-07-15T15:51:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > Wow. She called me a ā€˜cutieā€™. šŸ†’ \*\* Well, you ARE! And upon further consideration, I think Iā€™ll upgrade that to hottie. šŸ˜‰ \*\* [/QUOTE] Well hot damn! The world needs more people like you. Thank you. šŸ†’ Iā€™m just now narrowing the competition list down for the finals. Iā€™ll let the finalists know what they are in a bit. Tripler ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/207 "2000-07-15T21:17:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Holy Moses! I just checked out the updates. Nothinā€™ but hotties as far as the browser can see. > > jjjfishe, Kyla, Lanna, Realidad, Ruffian, Techchick68 and Welfy, > Hello, ladies. My name is Tymp. Apparently, Iā€™m the resident bad boy element of the SDMB crush pages. Of course, Iā€™m very versatile. If a dark, romantically calculating lover is not what youā€™ve got in mind, I can always be Corporate Man, Mr. Outdoors, The Death Defying Adventurer, Mr. Suave Ballroom Man, Nerd Boy and many, many more. Donā€™t be fooled by cheap imitations (like the other men here in the crush pages). There is only one great and mighty Tymp who knows what your dreaming of and can actually deliver. > > Okay. So, Iā€™m a little arrogant and I canā€™t come up with a good pick-up line to save my life, but isnā€™t that sexy? YAY! After reading five pages I found my name mentioned! YAY! Iā€™m a hottie! _happy dance_ I guess itā€™s reasonable for not many to have a crush on me since Iā€™m probably the same age as some of the Dopersā€™ children (18 years old in September!). Iā€™ll liveā€¦I think. Am I just not looking hard enough or arenā€™t there that many males on this board around my age? I saw **Red\_Dragon** , boy, heā€™s cute! (I have a thing for guys with glasses, hehe). Tymp isnā€™t so bad looking either. ;^D ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/208 "2000-07-15T23:14:22Z")
Hmm, maybe I ought to find a picture without the regulator in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/209 "2000-07-15T23:14:35Z")
Mr. Cynical, Iampunha, SPOOFE, ChrisP - Come over here and let me give you a long, _soulful_ kiss! And Sue, thanks so much for the compliment. Iā€™d have to say that your picture is one of the best on here. Now for my crushes: **mangeorge** - One of the first posters I ever noticed. He doesnā€™t post near often enough - but thatā€™s almost ok because almost every post is a gem. **beatle** - My Houston sweetheart. To bad I wonā€™t move to Houston. šŸ˜› **TN\*hippie** -TN\*hippie can do anything he wants to with me. šŸ˜ƒ **manhattan** - Iā€™m just waiting until the future ex-mrs. manhattan becomes the current ex-mrs manhattan. **MadPoet** - One of these days we need to dance together. Also (in no particular order): Aglarond, Gnarly Narly Dude, Rincewind, Iampunha (Darlinā€™, I love the picture but we need to find something to put hair on your chest šŸ˜‰ ) , Guanolad (it must be the Maori blood, 'cause it sure ainā€™t the jacket), Johnny L.A., Magical Silver Key, Montfort (that is an incredibly great smile), Mr. Cynical, Nanook, Sdimbert, and SPOOFE And while none of the ladies will convert me to lesbianism, damn if there ainā€™t some good looking women on the board. (after all, I spend 3 hours a week with beautiful women of every variety moving their bodies sensually - if I hadnā€™t converted by now, it ainā€™t gonna happen) ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/210 "2000-07-15T23:18:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zyada \* > Also (in no particular order): Aglarond, Gnarly Narly Dude, Rincewind, Iampunha (Darlinā€™, I love the picture but we need to find something to put hair on your chest šŸ˜‰ ) , Guanolad (it must be the Maori blood, 'cause it sure ainā€™t the jacket), Johnny L.A., Magical Silver Key, **Montfort (that is an incredibly great smile)**, Mr. Cynical, Nanook, Sdimbert, and SPOOFE Whoo! Iā€™m en-crushed! Thanks, zyada. šŸ™‚ ā† another smile for you. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/211 "2000-07-15T23:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\* > Am I just not looking hard enough or arenā€™t there that many males on this board around my age? I saw **Red\_Dragon** , boy, heā€™s cute! (I have a thing for guys with glasses, hehe). > > Let me give the official Brunetter stamp of approval to \*\* Iampunha \*\*. Heā€™s just your age and very sweet, smart, caring, sensitive, interesting. Just call me the Straight Dopeā€™s matchmaker! > > Iampunha - you owe me one. > > \*\* ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/212 "2000-07-15T23:27:17Z")
SPOOFE Bo Diddlyā€“Thank you, thank you. I was feeling so un-crushable. Hugs. Mr. Cynicalā€“I hope I get to show Evil Bitch the Harley factory after you take her to the musuem. Vroooooom. ChrisCTPā€“Iā€™m glad you picked someone in my age bracket to compare me with. Barbara Hershey? Really? Smooch. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/213 "2000-07-16T00:06:14Z")
Wow, over 8000 people on this board, and not one mention. Oh, well. Always the the bride groom never the brideā€¦wait a minute. šŸ˜• Oh well. Actually, as for my list, I think all of the ladies on here are pretty fine. But I would have to say Realidad, Mega the Roo, Medeaā€™s Child, Aenea, Shayna, As\_U\_Wish, Persephone, Girl Next Door, Kyla, Sue D., Swimming Riddles, and Kyla have all stolen my heart away. So ahead _sniff_ divide it up between you. Itā€™s _sniff_ pretty big. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/214 "2000-07-16T00:55:50Z")
Welfy said: ā€œAm I just not looking hard enough or arenā€™t there that many males on this board around my age? I saw Red\_Dragon, boy, heā€™s cute! (I have a thing for guys with glasses, hehe).ā€ There are a few of us, if you just look in the right places . . . šŸ™‚ "Let me give the official Brunetter stamp of approval to Iampunha . Heā€™s just your age and very sweet, smart, caring, sensitive, interesting. Just call me the Straight Dopeā€™s matchmaker! Iampunha - you owe me one." YAY! Now, Welfy . . . where do you live? ::hopes for anywhere but Canada/the west coast:: Brunetter may be aiming a bit high with her description of me . . . I wouldnā€™t say Iā€™m all of those things. You may feel free to agree or disagree. Brunetter, how shall I repay you for guiding me to Welfy? ::drool:: ---
**Author:** ![Cumulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Cumulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumulus)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/215 "2000-07-16T01:39:23Z")
My favorites (in alphabetical order): 1. Girl Next Door 2. jjjfishe 3. kyla 4. Realidad 5. Ruffian 6. Shayna 7. Techchick68 ---
**Author:** ![xekul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/838e76/32.png) [@xekul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xekul)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/216 "2000-07-16T02:20:15Z")
Lannaā€¦ meow. Ruffian, Aenea, Kyla, SeaDiver, Rosebud, Sue Duhnym, techchick, Welfyā€¦ hello. Iā€™ll be legal in October, you know šŸ˜‰ Esprixā€¦ Iā€™ll give you a call if I ever turn to the other sideā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/217 "2000-07-16T07:54:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \* > \*\*And, of course, sight unseen, still have a crush on DRYā€¦ > \*\* ā€œLove looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wingā€™d Cupid painted blindā€ ā€“Midsummer Nightā€™s Dream, Act 1, Scene i Well, TroubleAgain, fortunately for me, you HAVE submitted a picture. And Iā€™ve already listed you as one of my favorites. But let me expound on your attraction once more: ā€œMost radiant, exquisite and unmatchable beautyā€ ā€“Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene v ā€œ'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white Natureā€™s own sweet and cunning hand laid onā€ ā€“Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene v [rant] You know, Iā€™ve praised the ladies in my sig, and have received mentions from them in the laminated lists, but not here. Itā€™s the newer flirts like TroubleAgain and AudreyK that mention me here. Iā€™m not going to call anyone out specifically, Tater, Grace, Scotti, Medeaā€™s Child or Michi. You know who you are. [/rant] ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/218 "2000-07-16T07:59:54Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* \*\* > [@](#): > > DRY is warming the top spot on my list. > > \*\* WOOHOO!!! ::jumps up and down. plays air guitar. Pumps fist in air. Spikes imaginary football. Does home run trot. Looks around. Thinks no one noticed. Acts all cool.:: TOP SPOT, huh?? ā€œSo doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle Gently entwist; the female ivy so Enrings the barky fingers of the elm. O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!ā€ ā€“A Midsummer Nightā€™s Dream, Act 4, Scene i ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/219 "2000-07-16T08:17:42Z")
::still working on his leggos:: Hey everyone I built a working replica of a 747 using these leggos! What? People actually put me on their crush list? Wow what are they smoking? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/220 "2000-07-16T08:22:22Z")
Falcon said I could list as many people as I wanted. So Iā€™m going to, dammit! And being bi, it stands to reason that I should have twice as many names as all of you, right? RIGHT? Yeah. \*\* The Ladies: \*\* A Girl - meow! Anthracite - no pic yet, but I love her threads. (her posts I mean, not her clothing.) Blue Twylight - you are adorable! Chris CTP - The mystery is no more. And your site is great! Drain Bead - looks a lot like that chick in the truman show. Evil Twin - what \* is \* she doing to her breast? More importantly, does she need my help? Falcon - what a fantastic smile! I like the pics on your site better though. But thatā€™s just me. Girl Next Door - not next door to me, unfortunately. Java Maven - I just love your look in this pic, you look like you are out for a great time! Lanna - yowsa. Medeaā€™s Child - Iā€™ll sing Rent with you anytime!! Mega the Roo, who Iā€™ve been in love with since I saw her website. Pepperlandgirl, who knows why I love her. Realidad - oh, my. Ruffian (my namesake) although I like the pic on your website better. Swimming Riddles - and an actress too! Did I mention Iā€™m an actress and a director? Wanna play Casting Couch? \*\* The Gents: \*\* Burn Me Up - you look just like an old flame of mine. Chef Troy - wanna come cook for me honey? Democritus - just yummy. Gatsby - you look like the big tough protective type. Jubei2k - yo. Kilgore Trout - oh look at you. You just know youā€™re hot donā€™t you? Donā€™t make me beg. Iampunha - nice biceps ā€¦ drool Milossarian ā€¦ any movie, any time. Iā€™ll be there baby! Mojo - youā€™re just handsome! Mr. Cynical - loved him long before this pic. Narile 'cause he pats my booty. (Donā€™t any of YOU try it though.) Niggle - cause his pic looks like heā€™s just waiting for a hottie such as me to come along and get in his car for a wild ride ā€¦ Obfusciatrist - I just wanna hug ya! Reservoir Dog - ooooooh you make my spine shiver! Silent Rob - love the classy look! Spoofe Bo Diddly ā€¦ purrrrrrrr. Tripler, for vague promises of adventure. Weirddave - you are pretty dave-lookin. But Iā€™ll trust your sig. Well thatā€™s it ā€¦ the lucky 1, 2, 3ā€¦ oh my god \*\* \* thirty-three \*\* \* names special enough to make it onto my list. And people say Iā€™m picky!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=12)