# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/241 "2000-07-17T00:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kiva \* > [li]Tripler–He makes me laugh–what can I say?[/li]_\* Ladies, you should see me when the lampshade **isn’t** on my head. 007 is cool, but I’m funny and cool . . . Tripler Your regional secret-agent man ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/242 "2000-07-17T00:46:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doobieous \* > \*\* > My most favorite Marxist… > > **OldScratch** - who has nifty ear plugs in his ear piercings and kept pestering me about the SF gay pride parade, though i seriously couldnt make it up there. > \*\* awwwww. Thanks doobie. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/243 "2000-07-17T00:47:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \* > \*\*You don’t see ME whining that MrCynical mentioned every single woman on the SDMB BUT me, even though I am the one who smooches him every single time he comes into chat. How quickly they forget… > > Okay, maybe you do see me whining. But you started it.\*\* Drainy, if I only had the words, I would spin a tapestry of compliments, and a silken thread of platitudes for you. Of course, I don’t, and I haven’t been on the boards for a day or two 🙂 You’ll get yours. Believe it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/244 "2000-07-17T01:16:26Z")
Drainbead said: “Besides, I spent all my cradle-robbing mojo on iampunha. There’s just none left for you. Maybe if you grow out your hair…” And it’d be worth it if you were single . . . ::sigh:: although, to be fair, Satan was here before I. Welfy said: “At first I thought that “soon” said “son”…and then my name jumped out…I began to be very worried… lol That’s a little fast for me, pun!” Welcome to the club, Welfy. “Waaaaah! Upstaged by another redhead!! _runs off crying_” Now now, there’s no reason to do that . . . come over here and I’ll comfort you. Beside that, she’s just a friend and coming off a rather messy relationship ending in both sides alleging unwanted physical contact etc. So I’m thinking she’ll want to be single for a while. Welfy also said: “Iampunha I saw the picture, yes, he’s hot! Now, as for the nice and sweet guy thing I have yet to find that out! ;^)” I’m on AIM a good bit of the day, and I do email . . . we’ll talk 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/245 "2000-07-17T01:22:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Also (in no particular order): Aglarond, Gnarly Narly Dude, Rincewind, Iampunha (Darlin’, I love the picture but we need to find something to put hair on your chest ) , Guanolad (it must be the Maori blood, 'cause it sure ain’t the jacket), Johnny L.A., Magical Silver Key, Montfort (that is an incredibly great smile), Mr. Cynical, Nanook, Sdimbert, and SPOOFE Thank you, Zyada 😉 Drop me an i-m or email sometime! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/246 "2000-07-17T01:29:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*Ladies, you should see me when the lampshade **isn’t** on my head. 007 is cool, but I’m funny and cool . . . > > Tripler > Your regional secret-agent man \*\* Can I be the secret agent man’s love interest? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/247 "2000-07-17T01:45:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > Can I be the secret agent man’s love interest? 😉 \*\* I think we can work something out, so long as you’re handy with a gun . . . And I don’t mean my Walther . . . 🆒 Trip ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/248 "2000-07-17T01:48:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tripler \* > \*\*I think we can work something out, so long as you’re handy with a gun . . . And I don’t mean my Walther . . . 🆒 > > Trip \*\* Well, you’ll just have to interview me, hmmm? I’m sure we could work SOMETHING out… ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/249 "2000-07-17T01:56:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > Well, you’ll just have to interview me, hmmm? I’m sure we could work SOMETHING out… \*\* Okay Ladies, Secret agent trials will be held this Wednesday. Why Wednesday? It’s because I’m leaving Thursday, and I’d like to have surprises come up in the middle of the mission. It’s not a good run if you don’t have some bumps along the way . . . Please forward your resume and security clearance data to my e-mail address. Please include a self-addressed stamped envelope for your orders, and a picture of you in your best secret agent suit. Thank you. Tripler The KGB and GRU still fear my name. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/250 "2000-07-17T02:37:16Z")
\*Originally posted by Welfy \* > [@](#): > > **Garfield** Garfield, I don’t know you and you probably won’t read this anyway, but I love your blue hair in your picture! Now I’m gonna hafta go out and dye my hair blue. That’s the 2nd comment I’ve gotten on it. Drop me an email sometime. The address is [Garfield226@seductive.com](mailto:Garfield226@seductive.com). ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/251 "2000-07-17T02:51:42Z")
So, did I look kinda evil in my picture? ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/252 "2000-07-17T02:52:54Z")
**Doobieous!** You can come over for chocolate goodies _anytime_. Here I’ve been so innocent, talking to you in chat… then… I realize your picture is up on the pages, and, wow! You’re quite the handsome one! Time to update my crush list! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/253 "2000-07-17T02:54:31Z")
Hey Falcon, I just got my pictures up on the people pages. Damn I look dapper. Go ahead, take a look, I dare ya! See? I told you I was a secret agent. How 'bout that martini glass? Trip A martini in the hand is worth two Russian spies in the bush. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/254 "2000-07-17T03:23:25Z")
Well helLO Tripler…that is QUITE the martini. 😉 New additions to my crush list: GaWd Lux Fiat Tripler Balance (So what if he doesn’t have a pic up…he’s a sweetheart.) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/255 "2000-07-17T03:52:53Z")
Well, I have to go back and add **Alphagene** to my list! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/256 "2000-07-17T04:07:37Z")
Well, my email is in my profile, so is my AOL handle, so you know where to find me! (I’m one of those girls that usually lets guys go first _shy_) :^) Oh yeah, some new crushes: Xekul: WOW! Monster104: What a cutie! Okay, done rambling now. ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/257 "2000-07-17T04:11:42Z")
Having just seen Welfy’s pic, I must say - it’s always the one’s that can have every guy they want that are the shy ones waiting for the guy to make a move … Absolutely gorgeous … ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/258 "2000-07-17T04:21:23Z")
pLt said: "Having just seen Welfy’s pic, I must say - it’s always the one’s that can have every guy they want that are the shy ones waiting for the guy to make a move … Absolutely gorgeous …" In my experience this is true. Every female who thought she was attractive I’ve ever seen on TV couldn’t get a date . . her ego was larger than anything else. And those who don’t think they’re terribly attractive don’t always think they deserve decent guys, or any guy. I did make a move, sorta, tonight by IMing her. And I second the notion . . . one can never have too many attractive female friends. Good thing, too, or I’d have gone over the limit with dopers a while back. Cameras . . . doncha just love 'em? ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/259 "2000-07-17T04:23:26Z")
Having said that … Welfy, are you on ICQ??? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/260 "2000-07-17T04:35:23Z")
You know, pLt, sometimes checking someone’s profile can reveal a lot about them. Like their homepage (Damn you, Welfy, for not having any pics of yourself on it :)) or their ICQ number or their AOL handle . . . lots of stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=14)