# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/281 "2000-07-17T14:42:12Z")
:šŸ˜Š: ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/282 "2000-07-17T14:42:45Z")
ā€¦line up boys. Iā€™m going to give you the Third Degree like youā€™ve never gotten it. My sister will be a fantasy in your minds only when you are married to and have fathered her child. Understood? Nah! iā€™m just kidding, harm a hair on her head IRL though and Iā€™ll make Wolverine look like papa smurf! ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/283 "2000-07-17T14:48:02Z")
my list, with no regard to age or sexual preferences: Chef Troy DRY (even though there is no pic) Esprix GaWd Iampunha Kilgore Trout Milossarian Mojo Monsterā€™s son šŸ™‚ Monster 104 Mr. Cynical Omni Reservoir Dog Sani Serious Art Soulsling Talkinsquirrel Tymp ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/284 "2000-07-17T15:06:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*my list, with no regard to age or sexual preferences: > > ā€¦ > Monsterā€™s son šŸ™‚ > ā€¦ > > \*\* Michi, thatā€™s so funny! He was looking over my shoulder at the pictures and he said **you** were his favorite too! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/285 "2000-07-17T15:10:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by monster \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > > \*\*my list, with no regard to age or sexual preferences: > > > > ā€¦ > > Monsterā€™s son šŸ™‚ > > ā€¦ > > > > \*\* > > Michi, thatā€™s so funny! He was looking over my shoulder at the pictures and he said **you** were his favorite too! šŸ˜‰ \*\* Great! So when he is 20, Iā€™ll beā€¦uhhhā€¦around 51ā€¦how does he feel about older women?? I am sure I will still be single! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/286 "2000-07-17T15:29:51Z")
Damn, I really should compile all these names into a list, but since Iā€™m at work, I really need to be discreet about looking at these pictures. Here is the start of my list. If you feel that you were wrongly left out, let me knowā€¦ In no particular orderā€¦ SwimmingRiddles Falcon jjjfishe AudreyK Wacky Ninja SHayna Sue Dunhym Welfy Whoa Nellie TechCHick zyada psycat KimKatt RoseBud Michi Mega the roo Girl by the Sea Golf Widow Persephone Aenea Drain Bead ::hmmmmm:: ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/287 "2000-07-17T15:33:08Z")
Pay no attention to my brothers rantings, feel free to ask me out anytime yā€™all want. ā€œI promise not to kill youā€ \ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/288 "2000-07-17T15:35:33Z")
So, wacky, How YOU doin? Just remember, ChrisP was the first to ask you out. So what are you doing for dinner tonight, and How old would you consider old? ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/289 "2000-07-17T15:41:37Z")
Iā€™m all good, you? Well, I am 20 going on 21ā€¦so why donā€™t you tell me if that is too young? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/290 "2000-07-17T15:46:52Z")
I just feel old. Methinks you are older than I. So, what time do I pick you up? ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/291 "2000-07-17T15:49:17Z")
7 sounds good. am i supposed to dress up? or down? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/292 "2000-07-17T15:53:37Z")
I donā€™t know. Letā€™s do something ā€œcreative and Imaginativeā€ _snicker, snicker_. I mean, what is good in your neck of the woods? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/293 "2000-07-17T15:55:19Z")
crazy kids flirting on the boards, get a room. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/294 "2000-07-17T16:02:55Z")
You said it soul, not me. Hey, could we use yours?!? :ducks and runs: 8^P ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/295 "2000-07-17T16:38:06Z")
Welfy said: ā€œToo bad iampunha (whatā€™s your name anyway?) IMed me like the second my brother started beating me up to get offline ā€¦gees! _sigh_ I canā€™t win.ā€ My name is of no concern to dopers . . . Iā€™ll tell you on AIM šŸ˜‰ ā€œUgh! Donā€™t look at that picture on my page! Itā€™s ugly! Itā€™s my ā€œscary gothā€ picture. _flustered, runs about frantically like a chicken with her head cut off_ā€ Hm . . . itā€™s not ugly, though I must say I prefer the pic where youā€™re smiling and I can see your face in light. wacky ninja said: ā€œOK, even though my brother is on this thing, i might as well post my list, or part of it. \ Iampunha \ā€ It is a pleasure to be on your list, WN šŸ™‚ And thanks to Michi for including me on her list (and no, I am not counting) šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/296 "2000-07-17T16:53:19Z")
Well hereā€™s my list. It is long, but then we are blessed with an abundance of beautiful dopersā€¦ (In alphabetical order): Aenea As\_U\_Wish Bio-Brat Cristi/Persephone Ellen Eve Evil Twin Frannie Girl Next Door Golf Widow JavaMaven1 jjjfishe Kricket Kyla Lanna Medeaā€™s Child Mega the Roo Michi Monster Psycat Quadzilla Realidad Rosebud Ruffian Sangria Sue Duhnym Swiddles Techchick68 Welfy Whoa Nellie As I said, we are truly blessedā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/297 "2000-07-17T17:02:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*_winks at DRY_ \*\* Yeah, baby! ā€œO spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thouā€ ā€“Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene i > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Damnit, why canā€™t some of you get private email addresses so I can start flirting? > \*\* What kind of F\*cking wimp are you?? Canā€™t you flirt publicly on the boards, Mr. Excuse-the-new-thread-I-just-wanted-to-let everyone-know-I-put-yet-another-picture-of-myself-on-my-webpage? Sheesh. Iā€™m as ugly as you are handsome, and Iā€™ve not only flirted in hundreds (wellā€¦dozens) of threads here, Iā€™ve flirted in the pit. TWICE. And lived to tell. Donā€™t be a coward! Flirt publicly! šŸ™‚ [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Ah, hon, you KNOW Iā€™m always willing to let you be on top- > of any list I happen to be making, that is-Scotti \*\* ā€œSing, siren, for thyself and I will dote: Spread oā€™er the silver waves thy golden hairs, And as a bed Iā€™ll take them and there lieā€ ā€“The Comedy of Errors, Act 3, Scene ii > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\* > DRY (even though there is no pic) > \*\* And if there were, Iā€™d go from being mentioned on about four of these lists, to NONE! (Only one doper has ever met me in person, and Iā€™m not on her list. I tell myself that this is because she hasnā€™t submitted a list yet, but thatā€™s a weak rationalization. To protect her from embarrassment, I was asked to not disclose that weā€™d ever met in person) ā˜¹ But as for Michi: Thou hast the sweetest face I ever lookā€™d onā€¦ As I have a soul, she is an angel" ā€“King Henry VIII, Act 4, Scene i ā€œO, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!ā€ ā€“Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene v ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/298 "2000-07-17T17:04:04Z")
Hey welfly! Nice to know _ **ONE** _ person likes me. It makes me feel all warm inside- wait, thatā€™s my lunch coming on for a second round. Urp. You need me to deal witht that older brother kicking you off hte computer? Tell me which way he wants his knees bent. Maybe I can even get iampunhaā€™s help dealing with 'em. Anything for you. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/299 "2000-07-17T17:10:22Z")
Eeek, I forgot people too. I think I should be punished. My list of people I forgot: Girl Next Door Mega the Roo SwimmingRiddles So, uh, your office or mine? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/300 "2000-07-17T17:13:20Z")
First of all, the ladies on my sig (Who are well represented on the pages: Tatertot hasnā€™t submitted a picture, but Iā€™ve seen her webpage. Scotticher hasnā€™t submitted a picture but she sounds **sultry**. The others are all on the people pages.) Also (in alpha order, and not meant to be exhaustiveā€“I donā€™t believe Iā€™ve seen all the pics): \*\* Aenea (who looks like a more attractive Tonya Harding) AudreyK (from her webpage) Eve Frannie Golf Widow jjjfishe Hamdryad (I like the webpage pic best) Kyla (I like the pics on her webpage betterā€“donā€™t like seeing pictures of people with sunglasses because I like to be able to see their eyes) Lanna Rachelle Realidad Ruffian Sue Duhnym Techchick TroubleAgain Welfy \*\* Finally, from the group pictures, TaleraRis and Sea Diver come to mind. But there are many more attractive people. Must be why thereā€™ve been over 2000 visitors to the page already! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=16)