# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/301 "2000-07-17T17:20:02Z")
Welfy and red\_dragon60: My last workout was last night, so tomorrow we’ll go and “help” your brother learn how to walk this way . . . And no, I will not take pictures and say “Hey here’s a picture of me!” Happy? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/302 "2000-07-17T17:48:48Z")
Ah, Dry, I was just going to pant a little over your latest quotes AND inform you that Cole Porter was right all along … _“If you recite an occasional sonnet Then your lap’ll have honey upon it.”_ Then you post a list and I’m not on it. ☹ Well spoke and matt\_ think I’m cute. Even if no one else does. _sob_ I wasn’t going to make a list, then I see a picture of Myndephuquer. _“What a glimpse of paradise, Someone who’s naughty Showed to someone who’s nice.”_ – from “I’m in Love Again” by Cole Porter Excuse me. I need to go lie down for a while. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/303 "2000-07-17T19:01:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ellen \* > \*\*Ah, Dry, I was just going to pant a little over your latest quotes AND inform you that Cole Porter was right all along … > > _“If you recite an occasional sonnet > Then your lap’ll have honey upon it.”_ > > Then you post a list and I’m not on it. ☹ > \*\* Look, I _said_ the list wasn’t comprehensive, didn’t I?? Besides, you just made a list, and _I_ wasn’t on that–and don’t give me any of this “but you don’t have a picture nonsense”… Anyway, add Ellen to my list. And Ellen? ::kisses her hand:: “The fairest hand I ever touch’d! O beauty, Till now I never knew thee!” –King Henry VIII, Act 1, Scene iv (This flirting business is hard work) ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/304 "2000-07-17T19:23:43Z")
Note to self: (Send note of thanks to ChrisP One Kenobe, Spoke-, and DRY) Thanks Guys. I thought I was going to have to start shamelessly flirting. Well, a little flirting wouldn’t hurt ----- ::::batting eyelashes:::: as I coyly walk away ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/305 "2000-07-17T19:27:41Z")
So GolfWidow, How YOU doin’? I gotta know, did golf divorce you, or did golf take your husband? I hope this isn’t thin ice I’m on, seeing as I was attempting to be smooth… _wink, blows kiss_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/306 "2000-07-17T19:29:13Z")
Oh, and Golfy baby, you can call me ChrisP. (I hope she didn’t catch me staring at her ass!) ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/307 "2000-07-17T19:37:39Z")
:blows Spoke-, DRY, and ChrisP a kiss:: I’d like to hear about that dream ChrisP! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/308 "2000-07-17T19:37:48Z")
…I can’t help it. I just saw A Girl’s pic. Holy schniekees. She needs to change her name to A Goddess or An Absolute Hottie. I know I’m a sucker for Blonde hair and cleavage, but wow, my newest crush…did I say that before…what are you talking about?.. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/309 "2000-07-17T19:42:37Z")
Okay, jjjfishe. When I was flipping through the pages, one of my friends looked over my shoulder, and excitedly asked me who the hell you were. Would you be mad if I told him that you were my computer-girlfriend, and that you were flying to Denver to give me a spanking? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/310 "2000-07-17T19:47:36Z")
Well okay jjjfishe, you twisted my arm. Okay, I’m the president of the company, and your the president of this other company and we are in a board room and you are wearing one of those business suits…ummmm…I think I may have said too much. _use your imagination, it’s a better story teller than me_ ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/311 "2000-07-17T19:53:13Z")
YIKES! I did use my imagination ChrisP… Mr. Cynical…I’m booking a flight right now! ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/312 "2000-07-17T20:01:01Z")
Whispering in his ear :::ChrisP, ChrisP, Oh ChrisP::: In answer to your question, I’m a part time GolfWidow as Mr. Golf travels about two to 3 weekends a month playing in Am. tournaments and practices about 5 nights a week at the driving range until dark. I travel with him about once a month or so and either watch him play or hang by the pool until he’s done. In the past year or so I too have been going to the driving range (if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em) and practicing although we are in two totally different leagues and he would never think of playing (golf) with me. :::: ChrisP, ChrisP:::: So tell me, do you handle your driver or your putter better? or do you just stick to the irons with the stiff shafts? Now that was shameless flirting. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/313 "2000-07-17T20:06:54Z")
Wow…ummmm…Hey, I can hit the ball in the hole from the tee, if you know what I mean. You don’t. Oh, well, neither do I. It sounded good though didn’t it. I’m an Iron-man baby yeah. _Shameless Flirt back, touche_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/314 "2000-07-17T20:20:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xekul \* > > Esprix… I’ll give you a call if I ever turn to the other side… Well at least give me a more tempting picture to gaze lewdly over while I await… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/315 "2000-07-17T20:25:23Z")
What do you think, Esprix. Am I attractive to men? I was when I lived in Nashville. It was kind of disheartening, I got more phone numbers waiting tables from guys than I did from women. It made me wonder anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/316 "2000-07-17T20:30:18Z")
ChrisP - Awwww…a crush? On li’l ol’ me? _looks at his pic_ HelLO. _smiles sweetly_ So, how are you, hmmmm? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/317 "2000-07-17T20:35:11Z")
You like the pic? Thank you… Or is it the Car? So, How YOU doin? eh… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/318 "2000-07-17T20:56:10Z")
You, of course! _bats eyelashes_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/319 "2000-07-17T21:00:01Z")
WHOODamn! The eyelashes thing. Not fair. You’re just trying to get a rise out of me… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/320 "2000-07-17T21:08:09Z")
Only if I’m lucky, ChrisP. Only if I’m lucky. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=17)