# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/341 "2000-07-18T06:00:21Z")
Had a hard time singling out just a few. So I thought I’d list a number of people who were either kind enough to mention me in their lists, showed up at my over zealous “performance”, blew me away with their picture, or a wonderful combination of the above. Extra special crushes to Falcon and Swimmingriddles for being absolute sweethearts… xo -seriousart Aenea A Girl Beadalin Byzantine Persephone Ellen evilbeth Falcon Girl Next Door Kyla Lanna MaryAnnQ Medea’s Child Mega The Roo Michi Piano Pandora Realidiad Ruadh Sangria Shanin Shayna SmoothOperator ssskuggiii Swimming Riddles Rachelle Techchick68 Zyada ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/342 "2000-07-18T07:55:21Z")
Way too many women to list…oh, what the hell, give them all to me!!! I’m waiting to see my name an a list! :):)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/343 "2000-07-18T09:28:32Z")
::: sniff ::: snookered again … ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/344 "2000-07-18T10:05:41Z")
> [@](#): > > ::: sniff ::: snookered again … ::hands Euty some leggos:: hey these things are fun! ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/345 "2000-07-18T13:11:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mega the roo \* > \*\*And I just want to add that I would greatly appreciate it if Tymp would lick me. > > Thank you. Have a nice day. \*\* Hmm . . . I’m now enjoying naughty thoughts. **Mega** , dear, that’s quite flattering. In anticipation, I’m working through a routine of tongue exercises as I type this. The goal being agility, endurance and precision of tongue. I could lick you clean like a cat, with delicacy like the finest roe, with ferocious vigor like . . . 3700km to Saskatoon . . . Oh, damn. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/346 "2000-07-18T15:49:26Z")
Ahem, time to revise/update my list… Michi: I know that you say you can’t get a date. All things considered, I kind of approve of that…means that if you ever move to San Jose, I have a slight chance. :: grin :: biobrat: HubbaHubba, I second the motion, I mean I second the question in the Questions about the pictures thread, are you currently unattached? Medea’s Child: You don’t look like no child, you look all woman, yowza! Realidad: Whimper. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/347 "2000-07-18T16:15:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > > \*\*What do you think, Esprix. Am I attractive to men? {ahem} “Hubba, hubba,” quoth the **Gay Guy**. 😉 **matt** , my darling, where are you, dear? I’m feeling a bit… frisky… MEOW! 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/348 "2000-07-18T16:19:54Z")
I know you’re not just pulling my leg, because most gay men I know are brutally honest, so thanks Esprix! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/349 "2000-07-18T16:43:35Z")
You know I mean it - you’re a hella cute kinda guy (to quote my beloved), and I know you can take my ribbing. 😉 Although, as Arnold Beckoff once said, “If you have an I.Q. over 30 then there is no God.” 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/350 "2000-07-18T17:16:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > …and I know you can take my ribbing. Aren’t you bringing condoms into this thread a bit early, **Esprix**? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/351 "2000-07-18T17:41:17Z")
No he’s just talking about a little male to male Comraderie, nothing weird, just two guys hanging out and stuff… ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/352 "2000-07-18T18:16:53Z")
Besides, it’s NEVER too early to bring up condoms in a relationship. Now for some additional Chefly observations: WOO HOO! I’m at the TOP of **Michi’s** list! _does the happy chef dance_ Michi, hon, my company is having a big conference in Orlando in late January of 2002. That should give us plenty of time to swap lots of emails and become such good friends that you’ll jump in the car and come meet me for dinner, whereupon I absolutely… won’t… make a drunken pass at you. BOO HOO! I’m totally not on **Mega the Roo’s** list! Megs, how can you cruelly toss me aside like this after all the things you said that night in my photo studio behind the vintage clothing store? I thought we were beyond all the get-away-closer stuff… _pout_ **Brunetter,** you call yourself bi when you haven’t even outed yourself in that towering monument to my own ego that is [Ask Bi Guy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=23013) Well, better late than never, sweetie…get yourself over there, read, and then post to tell me what an amazing man I am. In fact, all of you should do that. Reading **Ask Bi Guy** will improve your complexion, remove rust from the undercarriage of your car, form a weatherproof seal on the outside of your bass boat, and make you lose excess weight without exercise. Go read it now. You know you want to. _evil grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/353 "2000-07-18T18:27:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nen \* > > Aren’t you bringing condoms into this thread a bit early, **Esprix**? Not when it comes to **ChrisP** - God knows where he’s been… 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/354 "2000-07-18T18:37:25Z")
Um, I just noticed that Michi’s list is in alphabetical order, not in order of hunkiness. Still, I’m on the list. _does a shorter, more subdued happy chef dance_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/355 "2000-07-18T19:01:41Z")
Shoot Esprix, I’m not the Dope Ho. Yeah, I see you running around on matt\_mcl ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/356 "2000-07-18T20:04:58Z")
Well, seeing as I finally got off my duff and submitted my picture, I feel that I can finally give voice to my hours of ogling. I didn’t think it would be appropriate to woo women who couldn’t flee upon discovering the beholder. Shayna, I thank you for your diligent work, now I may join in the revelry. **Shayna** : How edible must one be to be delectable? I think you have raised the standard in all taste tests to come. **Sue Duhnym** : How do I love thee? Let me count thine eyes…1…2… I appear to be stuck at two–being ineffably entranced has that effect. **realidad** : You must be the proof all the theists are searching for to save me from my wicked ways. How else could one explain how a seraphim graces the Earth? **techchick68** : I didn’t think tech-geeks were allowed to be beautiful. You should be wary of the wrath of the National Geek Commission, lest they perform plastic surgery on you to themselves of the anomaly code-named “Gorgeous.” **Piano** : Egads! I must now discard all of my material possessions and roam the woods in search of the nymph that is you. **mega the roo** : I’m simply confounded. Do you have an enrapturing permit? Nah, I didn’t think so. You know, without one it’s quite illegal to affect others the way you do. **SwimmingRiddles** : _pulling jaw back to head and re-inserting tongue_ **jjjfishe** : I suppose Playboy must be short one bunny, eh? Cripes! I am agog with the rampant beauty on this board. Granted, I have left many off this list, but I have to concentrate to some extent at work and I all but ruined at this juncture. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/357 "2000-07-18T20:12:27Z")
Damn, Nen. I bow before your smoothness. Let me follow you around and learn all that you know… I just can’t get over how smooth that post was damn…I am afraid to compliment women any more after that… ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/358 "2000-07-18T20:27:08Z")
See? See?! My concentration was so terribly led astray that I erred. Read “and I am all” in lieu of “and I all.” I doubt I will be able to recover my focus for a fortnight. ChrisP, you may watch from the shadows, but I can’t have you cramping my style. Sorry bud, but thank you for the accolades. If you’d like, I’ll start switch-hitting and write a line or to for you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/359 "2000-07-18T20:33:18Z")
Damn…now I’m upset I didn’t make Nen’s list. NICE way with words, hon. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/360 "2000-07-18T20:39:15Z")
Hey, just because I’ll go back and forth with Esprix doesn’t mean I prefer males. I am merely admiring and would never cramp your style. Besides. I have the whole cute, clumsy, doper thing going for me so I can’t appear too smooth with words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=19)