# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/361 "2000-07-18T20:41:13Z")
One more: Chef Troy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/362 "2000-07-18T20:48:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nen \* > **jjjfishe** : I suppose Playboy must be short one bunny, eh? Cripes! > \*\* You really are a smooth! _just sitting here in awe over your comments_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/363 "2000-07-18T20:50:47Z")
Gloat all you want Nen, but she grabbed my ass _sticks out tongue_ ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/364 "2000-07-18T20:52:27Z")
oops… i meant a smooth talker… Now I can’t even think straight!! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/365 "2000-07-18T20:55:51Z")
That’s the after effect of grabbing my ass. Don’t worry baby, it happens to a lot of women. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/366 "2000-07-18T21:03:23Z")
**Falcon** , I said not everyone’s one the list. Perhaps I should have clarified that with a “yet.” **ChrisP** : 😛 right back atchya > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > oops… i meant a smooth talker… Now I can’t even think straight!! Does that mean I get to have hasenpfeffer this evening? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/367 "2000-07-18T21:38:10Z")
hasenpfeffer? ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/368 "2000-07-18T21:39:26Z")
Nen… Very smooth… 😉 Careful! or all the gals will chip in to erect a statue in your honor 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/369 "2000-07-18T21:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mega the roo \* > \*\*One more: > > Chef Troy. 😉 \*\* _sulkily_ It’s too late to be convincing. But I’ll take it. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/370 "2000-07-18T21:44:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GreenEyes \* > \*\*Nen… > > Very smooth… 😉 Careful! or all the gals will chip in to erect a statue in your honor 😃 \*\* I just wanted to take advantage of this straight line to say that you SDMB dames probably COULD “erect” a statue. You’ve certainly done a job on me. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/371 "2000-07-18T21:45:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\* > WOO HOO! I’m at the TOP of **Michi’s** list! _does the happy chef dance_ Michi, hon, my company is having a big conference in Orlando in late January of 2002. That should give us plenty of time to swap lots of emails and become such good friends that you’ll jump in the car and come meet me for dinner, whereupon I absolutely… won’t… make a drunken pass at you. > \*\* No drunken passes? Then what’s the point? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/372 "2000-07-18T21:50:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > \*\* > > WOO HOO! I’m at the TOP of **Michi’s** list! _does the happy chef dance_ Michi, hon, my company is having a big conference in Orlando in late January of 2002. That should give us plenty of time to swap lots of emails and become such good friends that you’ll jump in the car and come meet me for dinner, whereupon I absolutely… won’t… make a drunken pass at you. > > \*\* > > No drunken passes? Then what’s the point? 😉 \*\* OH! Um…I meant that I won’t make a drunken pass at you until you’re drunk enough to accept it. I just hit the send button too soon. Count on it, there will be more drunken passes than a Notre Dame football game. ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/373 "2000-07-18T21:51:17Z")
Chef Troy… When I originally wrote my reply I had erect in quotes but took it out last minute \ GMTA though! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/374 "2000-07-18T22:20:07Z")
Smooth indeed, **Nen**. Smooth like butter. Now go call your _wife_, punk. ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/375 "2000-07-18T22:26:11Z")
Hey… last time I checked married people were allowed to compliment and flatter people… but only if they do it THAT well…! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/376 "2000-07-18T22:41:31Z")
Wow, this page sure has a lot of views! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/377 "2000-07-18T22:42:52Z")
whoops! I meant thread 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/378 "2000-07-18T23:00:52Z")
You’re so subtle silo! Sorry. I know. I’m a jackass. I can’t help it. I was born this way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/379 "2000-07-18T23:18:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > > \*\* > > > WOO HOO! I’m at the TOP of **Michi’s** list! _does the happy chef dance_ Michi, hon, my company is having a big conference in Orlando in late January of 2002. That should give us plenty of time to swap lots of emails and become such good friends that you’ll jump in the car and come meet me for dinner, whereupon I absolutely… won’t… make a drunken pass at you. > > > \*\* > > > > No drunken passes? Then what’s the point? 😉 \*\* > > OH! Um…I meant that I won’t make a drunken pass at you until you’re drunk enough to accept it. I just hit the send button too soon. Count on it, there will be more drunken passes than a Notre Dame football game. \*\* If my love life is still going then the way it is going now, Chef, you won’t have to get me drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/380 "2000-07-19T00:16:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > > \*\*How old do you think I am Monster? \*\* > > ::Swiddles settles in to see how he wriggles out of THIS:: > > Popcorn, anyone? \*\* I don’t know how old you are, but I feel pretty safe betting you’re over 18, which I am not, which is why I wish I was at least a year older so I wouldn’t be jail bait for all the beautiful SD women! How about that for “wriggling” out of it, Swiddles? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=20)