# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/381 "2000-07-19T00:25:16Z")
Hi, Monster, I don’t believe we’ve met…but in case you haven’t heard, I’m not askeered of no jailbait. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/382 "2000-07-19T00:25:43Z")
I gotta agree wholeheartedly with Monster104 on this one . … if I were about 24, I’d be a lot happier b/c there are substantially more female dopers around that age than 16-20. But then, if I were 24 I’d be out of school and all that fun stuff . . . Damn all you women for being so much older than I am! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/383 "2000-07-19T00:27:54Z")
Masterfully done, my friend. Though I hold all judgements until the fair ms. jjjfishe responds. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/384 "2000-07-19T00:28:46Z")
Cecil Adams Ed Zotti ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/385 "2000-07-19T00:33:04Z")
kissass. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/386 "2000-07-19T00:44:09Z")
Monster104, She doesn’t look out of your age bracket, just go by mental years. (You so far seem more mature than 18, so I’m not calling jjjfishe childish.) And if the cops ask, you seduced her. 🙂 And with regards to Nen, I’ll quote Taggart (Slim Pickens) ‘God dammit, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!’ You are smooth, and very good with words. (Is your nose 4 inches long and are you good at fencing?) Oh, and I think I should warn you Nen…when Greeneyes said > [@](#): > > Very smooth… Careful! or all the gals will chip in to erect a statue in your honor It’s so they can have fun tearing it down. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/387 "2000-07-19T00:54:48Z")
Ah Chef Troy, you know my love for you is genuine… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/388 "2000-07-19T00:56:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*Cecil Adams > Ed Zotti > \*\* Looks like we’ve got another _HooHa_ on our hands, folks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/389 "2000-07-19T01:55:52Z")
My first pic wasn’t the one I wanted to send in. Shayna graciously changed it and I still not on anyone’s list! Who do I have to blo…er…I mean, doesn’t anyone think I’m even a teeny bit cute? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/390 "2000-07-19T02:07:27Z")
Miss AnnQ, I couldn’t possibly look at all those pictures in one sitting. Now that you mentioned it, it really would do my list some good to add you to it. _wink_ ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/391 "2000-07-19T02:23:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Sorry. I know. I’m a jackass. I can’t help it. I was born this way. It’s ok, Demo+Silo=Jackass^2 😉 Oh yeah, now that we know what Ed looks like, we know what Cecil looks like too! [chuckle] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/392 "2000-07-19T02:44:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\* Reading **Ask Bi Guy** will improve your complexion,and make you lose excess weight without exercise. Go read it now. You know you want to. _evil grin_ \*\* HEY! I think I got gypped, here. Honestly, Chef Troy, there was never anything wrong with my complexion, so that part is okay, but I really could stand to lose a few pounds. And, I read **THE WHOLE THREAD, and even made my VERY FIRST POST there** so I should be skinny as a rail by now. Where did I go wrong? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/393 "2000-07-19T02:52:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > > \*\*Cecil Adams > > Ed Zotti > > \*\* > > Looks like we’ve got another _HooHa_ on our hands, folks. > > 😉 \*\* Is that so wrong? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/394 "2000-07-19T02:52:36Z")
I would post a crush post but I see (and have seen) most of your faces so much you are all just a blur. (I think it’s close to one hundred your loverly faces, breasts, bellies, legs, noses, hair, glasses, homes, vacations etc.) Shayna has been subjected to around 197 – if she can keep you all straight she is pure genius. Well, there are those I have met in person: Mr. Cynical and Lexicon so they stick out in my memory. Speaking of, Cynical my dear you owe me a lunch damnit. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/395 "2000-07-19T02:57:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*Here are some additions to my current list (Page 3, if I’m not mistaken) > Michi > Scotti (You need to get a pic up) > Welfy (Oh god you’re a hottie!) > jjjfishe (Damn I wish I was older! You’re a babe!) > > These are just a few more, I’m sure I can easily find more to add with the all the hot babes that post to the SDMB. \*\* Well, Monster hon, I am honored to be added to your list in the company of such beautiful women. And especially since you added me without the benefit of a picture. I’m quite fond of you, too, and I’m putting you on my list with DRY. I can’t put you first, you understand, as he is holding some documents in his safe that he threatens to “publicly disclose” if I don’t behave. “Snort” As if I EVER misbehave! BTW, I went to your website, and you all looked gorgeous for your prom! I liked the pic you chose for the SDMB people pages the best of all your pictures. Thanks-you are a sweetheart! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/396 "2000-07-19T03:03:44Z")
**techchick68** , I must apologize for the delirium induced by your visage. I found yet another error which should read “to rid themselves.” **jjjfishe** , hasenpfeffer would be a culinary delight for the sensitive palette–it’s bunny. 😉 **GreenEyes** , to second **Chef Troy’s** motion, I think you have that well in hand. 😉 And thank you for defending me against the wanton and unwarranted rebukes from **Tymp**. **Narile** , touché! - your friend, Cyrano ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/397 "2000-07-19T03:13:49Z")
“Gorgeous” and “Sweetheart”…both adjectives used in the same post! I’ve enjoyed every one of your posts, Scotti! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/398 "2000-07-19T03:37:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Speaking of, Cynical my dear you owe me a lunch damnit. Yeah Mr C. Burger King will not suffice though. You must take her to a “nice resturant” or I will kick yur butt! 😃 :ducks twice: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/399 "2000-07-19T21:00:10Z")
Lemme add **pldennison** to my list (assuming that is the male in that picture). Quite a cutie! Shame the picture is a _wedding_ picture! 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/400 "2000-07-19T21:10:07Z")
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