# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/401 "2000-07-19T21:16:01Z")
Esprix, considering how popular _you_ are around here, I’m flattered! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/402 "2000-07-19T23:01:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > \*\* Reading **Ask Bi Guy** will improve your complexion,and make you lose excess weight without exercise. Go read it now. You know you want to. _evil grin_ \*\* > > HEY! I think I got gypped, here. Honestly, Chef Troy, there was never anything wrong with my complexion, so that part is okay, but I really could stand to lose a few pounds. And, I read **THE WHOLE THREAD, and even made my VERY FIRST POST there** so I should be skinny as a rail by now. > > Where did I go wrong? > > Scotti \*\* You went wrong by buying into the prevailing American obsession with models that eat Tic-Tacs for dinner and look like they’re on heroin. I said it will make you lose EXCESS weight, of which you don’t have any. You’re yummy just the way you are, and if you’re not being properly worshipped you just send me an e-mail and I’ll treat you like the goddess you are. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/403 "2000-07-19T23:28:40Z")
Nobody loves me, I’m not on anyone’s list. I guess that just makes me a putz! :wally ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/404 "2000-07-19T23:30:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\* > You’re yummy just the way you are, and if you’re not being properly worshipped you just send me an e-mail and I’ll treat you like the goddess you are. \*\* Hey Chef, you need to start with ME first! My life is kinda sucky right now and I need to feel a little goddess like. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/405 "2000-07-19T23:50:10Z")
Michi, if you stand naked on a small pyramid, I’ll worship you and throw little pickles at you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/406 "2000-07-19T23:58:12Z")
Cripes, you don’t have to be Spielberg to see the symbolism in that imagery! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/407 "2000-07-19T23:59:56Z")
Narile: Will you be wearing sort of sun-god robes, too? ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/408 "2000-07-20T01:42:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*Miss AnnQ, I couldn’t possibly look at all those pictures in one sitting. Now that you mentioned it, it really would do my list some good to add you to it. > > _wink_ \*\* Thank you! I feel much better now! P.S you’re cute, too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/409 "2000-07-20T01:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > \*\*Michi, if you stand naked on a small pyramid, I’ll worship you and throw little pickles at you. > \*\* Well, I dont know about the nekkid part, at least not till I have dropped 15 pounds. I’ll do the rest though…😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/410 "2000-07-20T02:13:54Z")
Michi said: “Well, I dont know about the nekkid part, at least not till I have dropped 15 pounds. I’ll do the rest though…;)” What 15 pounds? I don’t see any bad fat on you . . . care to explain the logic behind this one, or is it characteristic of every female on this board to feel the need to lose at least X pounds? ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/411 "2000-07-20T02:39:59Z")
Well the pic on the People Pages is only of my HEAD. While no one can accuse me of having a fat head, everything below the neck could use some work. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/412 "2000-07-20T03:18:00Z")
Michi said: “Well the pic on the People Pages is only of my HEAD. While no one can accuse me of having a fat head, everything below the neck could use some work. :)” I saw I guess halfway from your neck to your waistline and you looked fine. Do you have a shot of your entire body so some of us can drool some more? I’d love to work on anything above or below your neck 😉 Maybe you should come to DC for an exam. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/413 "2000-07-20T03:44:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > \*\* > > You’re yummy just the way you are, and if you’re not being properly worshipped you just send me an e-mail and I’ll treat you like the goddess you are. \*\* > > Hey Chef, you need to start with ME first! My life is kinda sucky right now and I need to feel a little goddess like. 🙂 \*\* No problem, Michi my dear. Send me an email and I’ll be happy to tell you how you deserve to be treated in flowery prose that will make you gasp and fan yourself. Remember, I’m carrying a torch for you until my company’s 2002 conference gives me a plausible excuse to come to Florida without arousing suspicion. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/414 "2000-07-20T03:53:34Z")
> [@](#): > > - You went wrong by buying into the prevailing American obsession with models that eat Tic-Tacs for dinner and look like they’re on heroin. I said it will make you lose EXCESS weight, of which you don’t have any. You’re yummy just the way you are, and if you’re not being properly worshipped you just send me an e-mail and I’ll treat you like the goddess you are. \*\*\* (Excuse me just a moment, while I go jump in the neighbor’s kiddie pool. I need to cool off after reading this post-I’ve got that full body blush thing going again.) Cheffie, you do wondrous and magical things for a girl’s self esteem. As it happens, at the present time I am **NOT** being properly worshipped, but after this I shall **CERTAINLY** be feeling yummy for at least the rest of the month. See how little it takes to make me ecstatic? Uh, not that I mean to quibble, or anything, but since I don’t have my pic up-how exactly did you know that I don’t have any excess weight to lose? And I have to say that just by bringing up this teensy, weensy little niggle of doubt; I have undoubtedly proved that at the very least I have some excess weight between my ears. Gonna have to work on that. Thanks for making my day, my “worship request” will be along directly! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/415 "2000-07-20T04:44:37Z")
I really don’t think I should be allowed to play this game, since I don’t have enough moxie to send in a picture. However, since I actually do **HAVE** a list, I figured I might as well share. Here we go! **DRY** (Big surprise, right? My favorite and most literate sweetheart. Even if he does practice “serial flirting”) **Monster104** (Gorgeous, kind and entertaining. What more could a girl want?) **Chef Troy** (I may be a fathead, but I don’t have any rocks in it-what a **DARLING** man!) **dropzone** (He treated me so kindly in the “Busty Redhead” thread that I stuck around instead of chickening out and heading for the hills. Never have I been fawned over so graciously, and you even forgave me for my lack of a pic and an accent!) **Chronos** (See above-and by the way, DRY was in on the “encourage the newbie” conspiracy there, too) I feel a little presumptuous about these last two, since they don’t know me AT ALL- But hey…no guts, no glory, right? **pipefitter** (I think you are really a cutie, and my heavens man! If you had cleared up this little misunderstanding about purplebear sooner, women would have been flirting with you like crazy! Ya’ think we wanna make time with **purplebear’s** man? What kinda friends would THAT make us?} **Myndephuquer** _blushing_ (Well, I honestly can’t help myself! There is just somthing about a man on a bike! Unless maybe it is the bike I have a crush on? Hmmmm) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/416 "2000-07-20T05:02:08Z")
OOPS! I got kicked offline the first time I tried to enter my list, and the second time I typed it, I forgot a name. I am covered in shame. How could I forget- \*\* Danielinthewolvesden\*\* I am truly in awe of his extensive knowledge of the Bible, and besides he gives the absolutely BEST back rubs and is a charming guy. I think I am done now. (Sorry, Dan honey) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![CarmenLucia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/848f3c/32.png) [@CarmenLucia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarmenLucia)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/417 "2000-07-20T05:05:31Z")
Though I’m new to this list, I’ve found all the pictures…and gone over them thoroughly…and come out with a few names…though I’ve never even talked to these people (they’re hot) In no particular order: Reservoir Dog ChrisP OneKenobe SeriousArt Alphagene Omniscient Kilgore Trout And a note to all, my picture should be out soon. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/418 "2000-07-20T06:19:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Michi said: > > “Well the pic on the People Pages is only of my HEAD. While no one can accuse me of having a fat head, everything below the neck could use some work. :)” > > I saw I guess halfway from your neck to your waistline and you looked fine. Do you have a shot of your entire body so some of us can drool some more? > > I’d love to work on anything above or below your neck 😉 Maybe you should come to DC for an exam. \*\* No, no full body pics…but maybe some will be taken when Sani, Golf Widow, and I meet for lunch next week. I’ll wear a white tank top. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/419 "2000-07-20T06:22:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > > \*\* > > > You’re yummy just the way you are, and if you’re not being properly worshipped you just send me an e-mail and I’ll treat you like the goddess you are. \*\* > > > > Hey Chef, you need to start with ME first! My life is kinda sucky right now and I need to feel a little goddess like. 🙂 \*\* > > No problem, Michi my dear. Send me an email and I’ll be happy to tell you how you deserve to be treated in flowery prose that will make you gasp and fan yourself. Remember, I’m carrying a torch for you until my company’s 2002 conference gives me a plausible excuse to come to Florida without arousing suspicion. \*\* I’m tellin ya, I won’t be able to wait till 2002! (And aren’t you married??) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/420 "2000-07-20T06:23:57Z")
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