# The ALL NEW SD Crush list......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/421 "2000-07-20T09:06:37Z")

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Oh, yum. TennHippie speaks. :::swoon, faint:::

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/422 "2000-07-20T12:59:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scotticher \*  
> \*\*I really don’t think I should be allowed to play this game, since I don’t have enough moxie to send in a picture. However, since I actually do **HAVE** a list, I figured I might as well share.
> 
> Here we go!
> 
> **DRY** (Big surprise, right? My favorite and most literate sweetheart. Even if he does practice “serial flirting”)  
> \*\*

“Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing?”  
–As You Like It, Act 4, Scene I

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/423 "2000-07-20T13:03:49Z")

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Thank you Carmen, welcome to the SDMB. You have a very sexy name. Say it with me now CarmenLucia, CarmenLucia. Ooh, I had better stop that.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/424 "2000-07-20T13:05:55Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Michi \*  
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> [@](#):
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> Maybe some will be taken when Sani, Golf Widow, and I meet for lunch next week. I’ll wear a white tank top. 🙂 \*\*

Couldn’t you have mentioned this earlier? I need to give my employers a week’s notice to put in for a vacation day, to say nothing of booking the plane reservations to Tampa…

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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/425 "2000-07-20T13:27:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \*  
> \*\*Masterfully done, my friend. Though I hold all judgements until the fair ms. jjjfishe responds. \*\*

Ok Ok… I am 20. I did have a 100 post party with alcohol involved…(THE BAR IS OPEN!) but hey… ummm… is anyone here a cop?

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/426 "2000-07-20T13:29:01Z")

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No but I’ve got handcuffs…

:eek:

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/427 "2000-07-20T13:40:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \*  
> > \*\*Masterfully done, my friend. Though I hold all judgements until the fair ms. jjjfishe responds. \*\*
> 
> Ok Ok… I am 20. I did have a 100 post party with alcohol involved…(THE BAR IS OPEN!) but hey… ummm… is anyone here a cop? \*\*

ONLY 20?? :eek:

“This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath,  
May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.”  
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii

“Run, run…carve on every tree  
The fair, the chaste and unexpressive [jjjfi]she.”  
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii

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**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/428 "2000-07-20T13:43:48Z")

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I have to add you to my list DRY, anyone who can quote Shakespeare like that has a place in my heart.

oh and Nen, too. Quite the cutie.

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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/429 "2000-07-20T13:53:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*
> 
> ONLY 20?? :eek:
> 
> “This bud of love, by summer’s ripening breath,  
> May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.”  
> –Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii
> 
> “Run, run…carve on every tree  
> The fair, the chaste and unexpressive [jjjfi]she.”  
> –As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii \*\*

How old did you think I was? You kind of say that as though it is bad!

“Tis but thy age that is thy enemy,  
Thou art thyself, though not a lil older.  
What’s age, it is nor hand nor foot nor arm  
nor face. She should be some other age  
belonging to a woman. A rose by any other  
age is still a rose.  
So jjjfishe were if she not twenty  
retain that dear perfection which she owes.  
Without that age, jjjfishe doff thy age  
and for thy age…be all thyself!”  
–Romeo and Juliet, revised by JJJfishe

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/430 "2000-07-20T13:53:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by wacky ninja \*  
> \*\*I have to add you to my list DRY, anyone who can quote Shakespeare like that has a place in my heart.  
> \*\*

Thank you. Though your brother can tell you that I can be pretty lewd in quoting the bard, too (uh…don’t look at the Prom Queen thread).

Having seen your picture, I have to reciprocate and return the favor:

“loose now and then  
A scatter’d smile,  
and that I’ll live upon.”  
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene V

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/431 "2000-07-20T13:55:19Z")

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Drats…Foiled again. Okay, let me break it out then.  
Wacky, let me tell you about my love for you.

Amid the gloom and travail of existtence suddenly to behold a beautiful being, and instantaneously to feel an overwhelming conviction that with that fair form for ever our destiny must be entwined…

Not Shakespeare(sp?), but just as good, and in English…  
🙂

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**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/432 "2000-07-20T14:15:01Z")

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Be still my heart!😃  
Eh, when do I ever listen to my brother, Dry?  
You are staying on my list.😉  
ChrisP, you could make me melt no matter what you say \<with some exceptions.\>

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/433 "2000-07-20T14:17:44Z")

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There are many women floating in the river but you…No wait, hold on

There are many fish in the sea, but you are the only one I want to mount…Dammit…I forgot.

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**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/434 "2000-07-20T14:20:17Z")

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::sigh!::  
I’m melting I’m melting!

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/435 "2000-07-20T14:21:49Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by jjjfishe \*  
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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
> How old did you think I was? You kind of say that as though it is bad!  
> \*\*

Not bad at all!

First, I don’t care if you’re FORTY if you look like _THAT_!

Second, I’m not sure. I suppose I’d have guessed 25 or so.  
This is meant as a compliment to your maturity as opposed to an evaluation of how old you look:

“I never knew so young a body with so  
old a head.”  
–Merchant of Venice, Act 4, Scene i

Finally, you’re more knowledgeable about alcoholic beverages at 20 years of age, than I am at 34!  
(Not that this is saying a whole lot)  
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> “Tis but thy age that is thy enemy,  
> Thou art thyself, though not a lil older.  
> What’s age, it is nor hand nor foot nor arm  
> nor face. She should be some other age  
> belonging to a woman. A rose by any other  
> age is still a rose.  
> So jjjfishe were if she not twenty  
> retain that dear perfection which she owes.  
> Without that age, jjjfishe doff thy age  
> and for thy age…be all thyself!”  
> –Romeo and Juliet, revised by JJJfishe  
> \*\*

Be still, my trembling heart!

I think I’m in love!

“Never could the strumpet,  
With all her double vigour, art and nature,  
Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid  
Subdues me quite. Even till now,  
When men were fond, I smiled and wonder’d how.”  
–Measure for Measure, Act 2, Scene ii

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/436 "2000-07-20T14:27:43Z")

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For jjjfishe,

If love were what the rose is,  
And I were like the leaf,  
Our lives would grow together  
In sad or singing weather.

I’m no DRY, but I’m working on it.

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/437 "2000-07-20T14:28:46Z")

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Man! You work so hard on the strumpet thing and now this…

Oh, well. That was a beautiful one, DRY…she should be left trembling and deeply moved…

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/438 "2000-07-20T14:38:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> \*\*Man! You work so hard on the strumpet thing and now this…
> 
> Oh, well. That was a beautiful one, DRY…she should be left trembling and deeply moved… \*\*

Struuter:

I don’t know if being a strumpet doesn’t work:

“Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall” 😃  
–Measure for Measure, Act 2, Scene III

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**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/439 "2000-07-20T14:43:01Z")

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Hee hee! I’m on the crush list!

::giggles madly::

A big ::smooch:: to all my crushes. 🙂

There are some real hot men on those pages! Whoo-hoo! What a great idea, people pages!

A girl

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/440 "2000-07-20T14:45:46Z")

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I was wondering if she was just a myth, but no. The beauty speaks. ::smooch:: right back atcha A Girl!

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