# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/441 "2000-07-20T14:47:20Z")
Thanks, DRY. You’ve brightened my day…I think 😉 Just how many lists are you on, anyway? Ever considered being a male strumpet? ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/442 "2000-07-20T14:47:58Z")
For you miss A Girl Here are fruits, flowers, leaves and branches, And here is my heart which beats only for you. And we wanna see your crush list. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/443 "2000-07-20T15:00:16Z")
No, not a myth, 🙂 just not as active on the board as I’d like to be these days… My list? Wow… after looking at those pics, it would take forever to type out! 🙂 But when I do type it, you’ll be first on it, I can tell you that much… 😉 “I pray, Lord, my tortured spirit…longs only for the elixir that is you.” –A girl ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/444 "2000-07-20T15:03:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*(Excuse me just a moment, while I go jump in the neighbor’s kiddie pool. I need to cool off after reading this post-I’ve got that full body blush thing going again.) > > Cheffie, you do wondrous and magical things for a girl’s self esteem. As it happens, at the present time I am NOT being properly worshipped, but after this I shall CERTAINLY be feeling yummy for at least the rest of the month. See how little it takes to make me ecstatic? > > Uh, not that I mean to quibble, or anything, but since I don’t have my pic up-how exactly did you know that I don’t have any excess weight to lose? Scotti \*\* Well, I know because I was hiding in the bushes when you jumped nekkid into the neighbor’s kiddie pool. Yowza! Seriously, I may not have seen your pic (BTW, correcting that is in YOUR hands), but I still know you’re yummy the way you are because the stastical data I’ve been gathering suggests that when a woman says she “needs to lose a few pounds,” 99 percent of the time she’s actually just right for my tastes, and is only carrying a few extra pounds compared to Kate “Auschwitz” Moss. If the voice of Helen Gurley Brown (now THERE’s a scary-looking woman who has destroyed herself in the name of adhering to the dictates of fashion) won’t let you believe me when I speak the truth to you, send me a pic so I can speak from experience instead of statistical certainty. You can even have clothes on… I won’t be _too_ disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/445 "2000-07-20T15:05:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Thanks, DRY. You’ve brightened my day…I think 😉 > > Just how many lists are you on, anyway? Ever considered being a male strumpet? \*\* You’re welcome. I’m not on that many lists at all! I haven’t been keeping track of the men, but I’m pretty sure people like Chris and Iampunha are on a bunch more lists than me. I suppose I’m not doing _too_ badly for someone who doesn’t have a picture up. But really, if you tallied the votes, I’m not even close to the top. As for being a male strumpet, I tried. There was an IMHO thread about the official “IMHO Male Slut” I think I got half a vote. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/446 "2000-07-20T15:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > No problem, Michi my dear. Send me an email and I’ll be happy to tell you how you deserve to be treated in flowery prose that will make you gasp and fan yourself. Remember, I’m carrying a torch for you until my company’s 2002 conference gives me a plausible excuse to come to Florida without arousing suspicion. \*\* > > I’m tellin ya, I won’t be able to wait till 2002! > > (And aren’t you married??) 😉 > > \*\* Why else would I need a plausible excuse? 😃 Michi, EVERYONE knows I’m married in Texas, but I don’t think Florida and Texas have an extradition treaty. I promise not to let my wedding ring snag on your golden body anywhere while I’m giving you that massage. Besides, who can say what will happen in the next year and a half? Mrs. Chef might give me a hunting license for sexy Floridians under the false impression that no one in the state is under 60. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/447 "2000-07-20T15:12:00Z")
You know I’d vote for ya DRY. BTW, what do you mean people like ChrisP and iampunha? I didn’t know that we had a “people”. ::draws line in the sand:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/448 "2000-07-20T15:13:01Z")
DRY, Well I don’t have a picture up either, and I doubt it would make any difference–I’m not on ANY lists I know of. (Some strumpet, huh? ha) And for what it’s worth, I’d never vote for you as male slut…nobody who quotes like you needs to resort to that. Somebody start a hopeless romantic thread…yep, you’d be it, my friend. struuter ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/449 "2000-07-20T15:15:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*You know I’d vote for ya DRY. BTW, what do you mean people like ChrisP and iampunha? I didn’t know that we had a “people”. > > ::draws line in the sand:: > > 😉 \*\* “People like ChrisP and iampunha that are confident enough about their physical appearance to actually post a picture” This really wasn’t meant to come off as a smartassed remark (though I couldn’t resist one such remark to Iampunha when he started a thread about his pictures). ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/450 "2000-07-20T15:15:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe_ > > Don’t be a homewrecker… Hey, if I can’t turn you, do you really think I’m going to turn a married guy? 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pldennison \* > > Esprix, considering how popular _you_ are around here, I’m flattered! Oh, go on - I’m just a wee li’l gay guy. 🙂 But thanks, babe. Your wife is a lucky gal (as I’m sure you are as well). > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Michi_ > > While no one can accuse me of having a fat head… (I will not make the obvious joke. I will not make the obvious joke. I will not make the obvious joke… ;)) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/451 "2000-07-20T15:18:43Z")
I’d have to add “A Girl” and Whacky Ninja" to my list… and elellelllelllle any chick in a bra holding a skull gets my attention 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/452 "2000-07-20T15:20:58Z")
Okay, even after all that gratuitous flirting and sexual conotations, she thinks she needs to be added to a list. Okay, updated list. Falcon A Girl struuter jjjfishe CarmenLucia Wacky Ninja zyada Shayna sue dunhym aenea whoa Nellie Drain Bead AudreyK Bio brat ChrisCTP Frannie Ellen Psycat90 Mega the roo Persephone Swimming Riddles These are in random order, and let me know if this idiot has forgotten anyone. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/453 "2000-07-20T15:25:09Z")
_blushes_ Thanks, ChrisP. It just makes it official. I’ve never been on a list before…or a good one anyway. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/454 "2000-07-20T15:27:34Z")
I do hope this list would qualify as “good one”. How’s about your list? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/455 "2000-07-20T15:32:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > **Even after all that gratuitous flirting and sexual conotations…** Is there such a thing as “gratuitious flirting”?? Kinda reminds me of my friend (YES…“FRIEND”…It wasn’t me–if it were, I’d claim credit for it) who once very powerfully asserted that there was no such thing as premature ejaculation: “I got off, and it was good. How can it be premature, anyway?” (Destroying my reputation as a gentleman and a hopeless romantic. It wasn’t getting me laid, anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/456 "2000-07-20T15:37:42Z")
DRY, you’re killing me. I never know what to expect from this guy… ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/457 "2000-07-20T15:47:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > > No problem, Michi my dear. Send me an email and I’ll be happy to tell you how you deserve to be treated in flowery prose that will make you gasp and fan yourself. Remember, I’m carrying a torch for you until my company’s 2002 conference gives me a plausible excuse to come to Florida without arousing suspicion. \*\* > > > > I’m tellin ya, I won’t be able to wait till 2002! > > > > (And aren’t you married??) 😉 > > > > \*\* > > Why else would I need a plausible excuse? 😃 > Michi, EVERYONE knows I’m married in Texas, but I don’t think Florida and Texas have an extradition treaty. I promise not to let my wedding ring snag on your golden body anywhere while I’m giving you that massage. Besides, who can say what will happen in the next year and a half? Mrs. Chef might give me a hunting license for sexy Floridians under the false impression that no one in the state is under 60. \*\* Oh, one can only hope…lol! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/458 "2000-07-20T15:49:55Z")
DRY, I’m with you. Flirting is flirting–as long as it’s all in fun. And I’m having a blast. Thanks to you and ChrisP…and Chef…and iampunha… Is this a list? Ooops. struuter ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/459 "2000-07-20T15:55:36Z")
As promised: **Falcon** , I now understand how your wings allow you to soar in firmament. The pillar of air upon which those fragile feathers fly is the breath you’ve stolen from me. To return the accolade: **Wacky Ninja** , it appears you are the one who puts “art” in martial arts. One last one: Although I haven’t seen a pic on the SDPeoplePages yet, I have a funny feeling that the new chick, **lilah** , is absolutely gorgeous. **lilah** , how is it that beauty, sophistication and elegance mated in such a phenomenal package? Mirror, mirror over the bed… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/460 "2000-07-20T15:55:46Z")
You mean all this work will lead to nothing?!? Damn, I really must have missed the point of the message board here… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=24)