# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/461 "2000-07-20T15:59:20Z")
You have made my day Nen.šŸ™‚ What do you mean all this work for nothing, ChrisP? Flirting isnā€™t work at all, itā€™s a natural talent you seem to have a lot of!šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/462 "2000-07-20T16:00:48Z")
ChrisP, Fighting ignoranceā€¦thatā€™s the point of the board. And Iā€™ve learned a lot about you. Youā€™re a shameless flirt for one thingā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/463 "2000-07-20T16:20:40Z")
Ladies, you are too kind. Now if you would just follow me into the bedroomā€¦ ::puts on Marvin Gaye record:: Letā€™s danceā€¦ šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/464 "2000-07-20T17:15:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*For jjjfishe, > > If love were what the rose is, > And I were like the leaf, > Our lives would grow together > In sad or singing weather. > > Iā€™m no DRY, but Iā€™m working on it. > > \*\* Oh how ChrisP One Kenobe Is such a good poet you see He writes love so well as you can all tell Not just to me BUT TO EVERY GIRL ON SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/465 "2000-07-20T17:38:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*Ladies, you are too kind. Now if you would just follow me into the bedroomā€¦ > :: puts on Marvin Gaye record :: > > Letā€™s danceā€¦ > šŸ˜› \*\* Mmmmmm, dancingā€¦ ChrisP, you just got added to my crush list! Also add Nen from the new pages. Heā€™s a cutie, too. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/466 "2000-07-20T18:01:07Z")
Hey, jjjfishe, you joker youā€¦ladiesā€¦she was jokingā€¦heehee haha. I just have a lot of love to give, thatā€™s all. Stop the press, a hot woman with a high post count just put me on her crush listā€¦ ::warm fuzzy feeling:: Thank you zyada, I hoped that you would notice me. :o ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/467 "2000-07-20T18:04:49Z")
While a gentleman does not single out one of a group of women as being more worthy of his attentions, neither does he ignore kind words sent to him. Therefore: Scotticher, you have always been a most sweet and kind and friendly and flirtatious young lady, accent or not. I could fall hard for you based on your personality alone. But your being a busty redhead doesnā€™t hurt! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/468 "2000-07-20T18:18:03Z")
Thank you dropzone. I think you covered me on that one. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/469 "2000-07-20T18:23:55Z")
DRY said: ā€œIā€™m not on that many lists at all! I havenā€™t been keeping track of the men, but Iā€™m pretty sure people like Chris and Iampunha are on a bunch more lists than me.ā€ Not at all. Seriously not counting, I think maybe 7. DRY, if youā€™re on less I will be beyond shocked. Besides, women tend to go for brains as opposed to brawn and while I have some amount of cranial matter you appear to have memorized the entire works of Shakespeare. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/470 "2000-07-20T18:26:43Z")
Hey, iam, we are our own ā€œpeopleā€. So what should we call ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/471 "2000-07-20T18:29:26Z")
Hot. ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/472 "2000-07-20T18:47:00Z")
Iā€™m with you on that one Struuter. Or maybe Flirts Anonymous?šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/473 "2000-07-20T18:52:45Z")
Yā€™all ladies ah killnā€™ me heah. You have made this southahn gentleman blush. pssst Iam, dude, were hot. Or flirts, or something. Do one thing, and do it well, thatā€™s what I say. ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/474 "2000-07-20T18:57:03Z")
ā€œMy mother always told me to do what I know how to do well.ā€-TMBG ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/475 "2000-07-20T18:59:37Z")
Are you going to demonstrate on me? Or do I really want to knowā€¦ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/476 "2000-07-20T19:08:26Z")
Iā€™m sorry, this site has been rated R. Not X. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/477 "2000-07-20T19:34:15Z")
Oh dearā€¦ :eek: Yes, that is my favorite smileyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/478 "2000-07-20T19:57:35Z")
ChrisP said: ā€œHey, iam, we are our own ā€œpeopleā€. So what should we call ourselves?ā€ Something that will atract beautiful women from all 3,586,794 corners of the globe. Oh, you wanted an actual idea . . . how about ā€œStudly men with ā€˜brainsā€™ the size of DRYā€™s Shakespeare library.ā€ Or we could each say . . . ā€œIā€™m strong enough for a man, but pH-balanced for a woman.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/479 "2000-07-20T20:06:58Z")
_bites her lip in thought_ ā€¦Nah, Iā€™m sorry guys. Iā€™m gonna stick with my original. Hot. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/480 "2000-07-20T20:13:37Z")
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