# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/481 "2000-07-20T20:44:13Z")
All right… **10 pages** of lists and I’m not on a single one. I thought maybe, just maybe someone would be enthralled by my sense of humor or my lovely typing skills. Guess I’ll HAVE to put a picture up. Or maybe I’ll just post my breasts. That would probably work just as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/482 "2000-07-20T20:49:39Z")
THere is no frickin’ way that I didn’t put you on a list. YOu know you were my first flirt here on the board, and that crazy little thing you and I have goes beyond some silly little list… What… Okay… Here comes… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/483 "2000-07-20T21:02:49Z")
Sunshine . . . I apologise. It has been a busy week. However, I previously posted that any newbie could officially put themself on my crush list since you’re all (you females) attractive in my eyes. Anyone who quotes ancient philospohers here is going to get hurt. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/484 "2000-07-20T21:36:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*I really don’t think I should be allowed to play this game, since I don’t have enough moxie to send in a picture. > > **pipefitter** (I think you are really a cutie, and my heavens man! If you had cleared up this little misunderstanding about purplebear sooner, women would have been flirting with you like crazy! Ya’ think we wanna make time with **purplebear’s** man? What kinda friends would THAT make us?} > Scotti \*\* _Blush_ OK now what do I have to do to get to know you? 😉 I thank you for the compliment, Scottie, that was very kind of you. Now I feel honored that I am on somebodies crush list. You are my first. 🙂 Now I need to see a picture of you, the same way as mine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/485 "2000-07-20T21:47:49Z")
::: blowing kisses as ChrisP and iam ::: Thanks, guys! My biggest fans! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/486 "2000-07-21T00:51:14Z")
Sunshine said: "::: blowing kisses as ChrisP and iam ::: Thanks, guys! My biggest fans!" The pleasure is all mine, I assure you. Now, when will you be sending a picture over which we may fawn and drool and such? My email is in my profile. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/487 "2000-07-21T01:56:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > Well, I know because I was hiding in the bushes when you jumped nekkid into the neighbor’s kiddie pool. Yowza! > > Seriously, I may not have seen your pic (BTW, correcting that is in YOUR hands), but I still know you’re yummy the way you are because the stastical data I’ve been gathering suggests that when a woman says she “needs to lose a few pounds,” 99 percent of the time she’s actually just right for my tastes, and is only carrying a few extra pounds compared to Kate “Auschwitz” Moss. \*\* Sorry, Chef honey, but I have a very highly developed sense of civic responsibility, and the day I jump “nekkid” into ANYONE’S pool will be the day my kith and kin call the men in white coats to haul me off to whatever “rest and care” facility the republicans haven’t been successful in closing down. You must have been so mesmerized by my hypnotically beautiful blue eyes that you failed to notice that I was fully clothed. Yeah, that’s it. Or, maybe you were looking at my red hair. For some reason, men seem to like that flame factor. Care to explain why that is? I have always wondered. BTW, I cannot figure out how to post a link to the wonderfully wacky “Busty Redheads” thread, and I think it deserves to be revived. Can you do that for me? Thank you, so sweet you are. I repeat, you are a **DARLING** man, and I hope that your wife deserves you. As I have said before, she is a lucky woman. Now, I am going for a dip in the kiddie pool again-the things you **DO** to me! Yowza yourself! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/488 "2000-07-21T02:19:23Z")
\*\*My list: Chief [interesting look] Coldfire [The photograph reminds me of old pictures of my European relatives. hmmmmm.] Iampunha [I’m thinking you should send in one of your new pictures… yum! Just wondering, why haven’t I made this list also?] Kilgore Trout [What’s that rainbowy thing on your shirt?] Monster104 [I just love that smirk of yours. Oh, and thanks for putting me on your list. I’m flattered.] Niggle [Interesting car, and you got it in my favorite color.] Reservoir Dog [Those eyes catch my fancy.] Seriousart [You remind me of someone, but who? I liked the nipple piercing story, but then again, I think nipple piercings are kinda sexy.] Soulsling [Two sides of a coin, both appealing to the eye.] Tymp [Always had a thing for skinny guys.] NEW ADDITION: ChrisP One Kenobe[You’re cute, and you flirt a lot. good traits in a man.] ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/489 "2000-07-21T03:33:10Z")
The busty redhead thread is what got me hooked, too, **Scotti.** All the flirting and none of the cosequences–I was in heaven! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/490 "2000-07-21T03:45:46Z")
ssskuggiii said: “Iampunha [I’m thinking you should send in one of your new pictures… yum! Just wondering, why haven’t I made this list also?]” 1. Because I got enough grief for the first one I sent in. 2. You made my original laminated list. 3. You have all five recent pics. Anyone who wants them can email me. Further Qs? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/491 "2000-07-21T03:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pipefitter \* _Blush_ OK now what do I have to do to get to know you? 😉 I thank you for the compliment, Scottie, that was very kind of you. Now I feel honored that I am on somebodies crush list. You are my first. 🙂 Now I need to see a picture of you, the same way as mine. 🙂 \*\* [/QUOTE] I am SO pleased to be your **first!** But- Sorry, sweetie, I have to admit that I am photogenically impaired. You know how they always talk about how "the camera **LOVES** him/her when they talk about models? Well, the camera hates me. I’m too old to be “cute,” but that is what I am. I have been told I am pretty, and that I have beautiful eyes and smile, (I decline to voice an opinion) but when my picture is taken, the result usually looks only minimally like me. Enough for ID, but if I really look like that someone should shoot me and put the rest of the world out of their misery so they shouldn’t have to look at me. I haven’t actually **broken** any cameras yet, but I expect as I get older it will come. Plus, sometimes I am reticent. I know, you think that is funny. However, it is true, depending on the IRL situation and the people involved. So, darlin’, don’t expect to see a pic of me anytime soon. I am actually working on it, but not very hard. (Past experience has taught me that it is futile.) I admit to being a fairly private person, except with people I trust. On this board, I have grown to trust DRY. He is a good and trustworthy friend, and an intelligent and erudite poster. I feel honored that he calls me friend. If you want to get to know me, do a search and access my posts. You will get to know me quite well, since I am pretty much totally honest about what I think and how I feel. I did a search on myself the other day, and I realized that I am a somewhat complicated bundle of joy. I am old enough to have gone through situations and learned things, came to conclusions and changed the way I wanted to live my life. You may not feel like using that “bundle of joy” description," and if so I absolve you. I’m not so sure of it myself anymore. Anyway, if you wanna flirt, DO IT! What better way to get to know a person? Both with little ol’ me, and other people. This is the forum for all of us to be our secret selves-the real ones that we don’t feel capable of projecting IRL. Tongue tied? no problem! Type it out, edit or change your text so it says what you really want to say. IMHO, this board allows people to be **WHO THEY REALLY ARE** without all the junk that you have to go through to get intimate with people IRL when you want to honestly know their true self. I agree with the researchers who believe that the brain is the most important sexual organ. Remove the physical junk, and you can delve into the fascinating world of true “who are you, and what do we have in common?” without your hormones kicking in. This can only be a good thing. So, maybe I did a hijack here, but I truly did not mean to. Pipe honey, you are a dish. Next time you are in a social situation where you feel “icky,” or awkard, you are instructed to remember that I said so. Scotti has spoken- You are a “hottie” let no one “Say me Nay!” My cat, Kobii has taken over my computer board. And, as I said in my profile, the balance of power in this household is most decidely in my babycat’s favor. So, goodnight sweet prince. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/492 "2000-07-21T04:06:56Z")
ChrisP…I wasn’t on your list. But hey, who would want to have a crush on someone with a name like “Welfy”? I sound like some silly creature with no brains. :^) BTW…my friend took a picture of me wearing a bikini today! Chubby Welf! Hehe ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/493 "2000-07-21T04:11:26Z")
welfy … I hasten to point out - you were on mine … 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/494 "2000-07-21T04:15:54Z")
Welfy you were on mine. And I IMed you and Brunetter matched us up . . . Please send me that picture. I want to see you in all your ravishing beauty 🙂 Again, that is. The other two pictures were also beautiful. I just want to see so much more of you. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/495 "2000-07-21T04:26:01Z")
Hi. I would just like to say thanks to all the people who put me on their list. Y’all really made my day. As #sders know, everyone is on my list. This is because I am a huge pushover, and if anyone complained, I would add them no matter what. So, I love you all. Also, making a list seems to be equivalent to flirting, and I couldn’t flirt if I tried. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/496 "2000-07-21T05:09:44Z")
Wow is all I can say. Thanks so much to you all for putting me on your lists. It’s really made my day and boosts my spirit. I’m glad that this list was made because through it I got to meet some very wonderful people. Garfield, RedDragon, pLt, Sani, you guys ROCK! Garfield and Sani, I thank you guys for being there for me last night when I was being such a mental case. Looking through the pictures, there are SO many attractive people on this board! I started to rewrite my crush thread but the paper was starting to fill up and I was only on the Ms or so but I gave up. There’s just too many! I’m glad to know you all. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/497 "2000-07-21T13:30:05Z")
Hey Welfy. I’m sorry, but you’ve never acknowledged me, so I didn’t think you cared, but now that I know, here is my list. Falcon ssskuggiii Struuter jjjfishe welfy A Girl aenea Wacky Ninja Realidad zyada Sunshine Ellen ME (vain, ain’t I) matt\_mcl esprix (it’s purely a physical attraction…) Please forgive me if I’ve forgotten you, it’s been a long week… ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/498 "2000-07-21T13:54:28Z")
Ooh! Look! I’m on a list! Yay me! ::: batting eyelashes and aiming jumblies at ChrisP ::: I’d better send in my picture now! (No, not THAT one…the one of my face!) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/499 "2000-07-21T14:01:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*ssskuggiii said: > > “Iampunha [I’m thinking you should send in one of your new pictures… yum! Just wondering, why haven’t I made this list also?]” > > 1. Because I got enough grief for the first one I sent in. > > 2. You made my original laminated list. > > 3. You have all five recent pics. Anyone who wants them can email me. > > Further Qs? \*\* I don’t care if I already made your laminated list. Does that mean I’m only allowed to be on one of your lists? arrrgh. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/500 "2000-07-21T14:01:57Z")
ChrisP, I gotta say…it still feels good to see my name on that list. Thanks, struuter [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=26)