# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/501 "2000-07-21T14:05:32Z")
Anytime, sweetheart, anytime _blows kiss_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/502 "2000-07-21T14:05:34Z")
And **I’ve** got to say that it feels sucky to see that I’m **not** on it, ChrisP. Esprix and Matt\_mcl made the cut but I didn’t…_sigh_ I guess perverts really DO prefer the willowy type. _goes to bawl_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/503 "2000-07-21T14:07:39Z")
Chef, If this means anything. I think you’re the man, and I wish i had half the talent from your pinky toe, in my entire body. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/504 "2000-07-21T14:29:46Z")
Oh well that’s fine then. _grin_ Hey, I’m just the man standing next to The Man. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/505 "2000-07-21T14:40:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > > esprix > (it’s purely a physical attraction…) You only want me for my fabulously toned and muscular body! I have a mind, you know! ☹ Esprix 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/506 "2000-07-21T14:42:54Z")
Wait - what am I saying?!?! **Chris** , let’s get back in that hot tub, shall we? You look like you need a massage (and a lot of beer)… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/507 "2000-07-21T14:43:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > > > > esprix > > (it’s purely a physical attraction…) > > You only want me for my fabulously toned and muscular body! I have a mind, you know! ☹ > > Esprix > > 😉 \*\* No, no, Esprix. It’s a physical attraction _for your mind._ _squick squick squick_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/508 "2000-07-21T14:50:07Z")
ewwwwwwwww…(blegh) Okay, let’s go to the Hot Tub… You wouldn’t take advantage of a drunk man, would you Esprix… ::stumbles:: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/509 "2000-07-21T15:00:08Z")
Chris, do you need a chaperone? If so, I think I might be able to fulfill your needs. ::climbs in hot tub:: ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/510 "2000-07-21T15:03:49Z")
Umm, I’m sorry, I seemed to have carried this from the other thread. My bad. _picks up hot tub and people in it and goes to sunshine’s thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/511 "2000-07-21T15:15:15Z")
I don’t think anyone here would complain, **Chris**. And besides, I don’t seduce straight men - they beg me. 😉 (Back off, **ssskuggiii**! Dibs! 😃 You can have him when I’m finished - that way he won’t feel guilty waking up with a woman, and can chalk it all up to “that wild party.” ;)) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/512 "2000-07-21T15:46:39Z")
Hey, lets bring this back over to Sunshine’s thread. Merriment Aplenty or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/513 "2000-07-21T16:24:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\*I could fall hard for you based on your personality alone. > \*\* This is one of the nicest things anyone ever said to me. Thank you! BTW, how is your new job going? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/514 "2000-07-21T16:56:34Z")
Before she says anything. A Girl is soooooo on my list. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/515 "2000-07-21T17:27:47Z")
**Scotti** , I wouldn’t say it if it weren’t true. And I agree about the brain as the REAL sex organ. But, as for you getting “older,” you’re still a youthful babe to me. [hijack] The job’s going great. Interviewed my new assistant today. They’re going top hire him, anyway; working with me for a couple years will prepare him for the project manager position they’re really hiring him for. Wow, a company that grooms people for better jobs. Not used to that. My boss introduced me to him as “Director of Project Engineering.” That’s the second time he’s done that, so it must be true. It’s fun because I’m old enough to remember when “directors” were big-shots, not glorified supervisors–when was that, two years ago? [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/516 "2000-07-21T17:34:13Z")
**ssskuggiii** said: “I don’t care if I already made your laminated list. Does that mean I’m only allowed to be on one of your lists? arrrgh.” If you’re on the laminated list, by virtue of being on that you’re also on my crush list. I have explained this before, hon. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/517 "2000-07-21T17:40:21Z")
Hey, **Esprix** , you’re supposed to be giving me a sensual massage at my party! Come on! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/518 "2000-07-22T06:10:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*DRY said: > Not at all. Seriously not counting, I think maybe 7. DRY, if you’re on less I will be beyond shocked. > \*\* I don’t believe I’ve made seven lists. I don’t count people who thanked me for my putting them on my list. \*\* > [@](#): > > Besides, women tend to go for brains as opposed to brawn and while I have some amount of cranial matter you appear to have memorized the entire works of Shakespeare. > \*\* Actually, knowledge of Shakespeare isn’t all that useful when you’re [ahem] in the throes of passion, and, instead of screaming your girlfriend’s name (or just the girl you happen to be with), you start reciting lines from Shakespeare. Oh, and here’s a helpful hint: “A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse” (Richard III, Act 5, Scene IV) is _ **ESPECIALLY** _ bad form. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/519 "2000-07-22T06:15:09Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Welfy \* > \*\* BTW…my friend took a picture of me wearing a bikini today!_\* _ **WELL?!?! We’re waiting!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/520 "2000-07-22T06:22:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Oh, you wanted an actual idea . . . how about “Studly men with ‘brains’ the size of DRY’s Shakespeare library.” > \*\* I’m absolutely sure you guys’ brains are FAR bigger than a 3 1/4" floppy disk! Hey…you guys brought it up. (Or at least Iampunha did.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=27)