# The ALL NEW SD Crush list......

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/61 "2000-07-12T20:22:47Z")

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Awwww, I’m flattered! I got named! How sweet, thank you.

Just can’t do it, though, I cannot single anyone out.

Except that Hucfinn guy. I have a real thing for him. 😛

Really though, I love you all \<group hug\>

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**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/62 "2000-07-12T20:33:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Tymp** : You make me want to be a bad girl.

Damn! I guess I should let people see me more often. **JavaMaven1** , I’d be blushing right now if I didn’t feel obligated to maintain this pompously stoic, tough rebel image. Thank you, dear.

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/63 "2000-07-12T20:37:42Z")

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Baglady is by far the sexiest one there!

No offense to Sue Duhnym who was a competitive second but damn, Baglady, you took my breath away! It is now my life-driving goal to marry that girl.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/64 "2000-07-12T20:56:10Z")

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Jeez, how many Doper picture pages can there be? There were images, info and links posted in one MPSIMS thread (where we got to see **SkySlash** ), then there were the Men and Women of the Straight Dope, I think doesn’t **OpalCat** have something set up?, and now the People Pages. Yowza! And here I thought it was hard just having my own web page up… 😉

My picture will be posted shortly, with **Shayna’s** hard work, but if anyone wants to look-see, it’s at [http://members.aol.com/esprix](http://members.aol.com/esprix)

Meanwhile, although **matt\_mcl** is my true love (well, afer Dr. Boyfriend IRL, who comes shortly after… well, never mind…), I have to say that I thought **Kilgore Trout** , **Monster104** and **Talkinsquirrel** were all cuties (and I’d love to see a better picture of **Xekul** ).

Hey, **Three Bunny Momma** - are you a fellow SCAdian? 😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/65 "2000-07-12T20:57:24Z")

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Oh, yeah - \*\*baglady[b/], you rock, babe. 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/66 "2000-07-12T21:02:32Z")

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I would have sent my picture, but I’m so good looking, I’m illegal in 42 states.

OOWWWWW!!!

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/67 "2000-07-12T21:22:14Z")

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Also, gotta say even though I’ve never seen a post from them, Okatym and Piano are hotties. _sizzle, sizzle_

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/68 "2000-07-12T21:26:16Z")

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::tongue dragging floor:: Whoa Nellie (that works for ya babe) and Zyada. It just keeps getting better.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/69 "2000-07-12T21:51:36Z")

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**javamaven1** said:

“iampunha: Wow. Not are you only sweet and very bright… but… all I can say is Yeeee-oooooow.”

Why, did I hurt you? ooooh . . . I see now. You were pleased by the picture. Glad you liked it. I’m sending Shayna the other somewhat recent pic of me (shirted, for you male people).

**hamadryad** said:

"Hey, iampuhna: I resemble that remark, damnit.

But it worked."

Thus why I use it . . . it’s so very effective, and in your case true 🙂

**Rosebud** said:

“iampunha (I have pictures of me wearing horns, from DragonCon, will those do?)  
p.s., I agree with Drain.”

Anything featuring your face I’d love to see. And again, I’m glad you were pleased with the photo of me.

I make the remark to hamadryad in chat that it’s all well and good for y’all to say I have the best chest of any guy, but how many other guys bared theirs? Point to ponder 🙂

[aside]Why couldn’t I have met any of you in grade school, when knowing this stuff would have been so much more useful?[/aside]

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/70 "2000-07-12T22:02:03Z")

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soulsling and Mr Cynical:  
Thank you 🙂 I am flattered!  
First time I’ve made it on to anyone’s crush list here on the SD.  
Rose  
BTW, soulsling, too bad I am not a single Brooklyn girl anymore…you are not too bad yourself.

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**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/71 "2000-07-12T22:04:22Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \*  
\*\*\*\*Frannie sez:

> [@](#):
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> A proposal! I’m flattered. Um, but… is it my imagination, or did he mention every woman on the website?\*\*

You have every reason to be flattered. I am a man of discerning tastes. For further explanation, please see **[This Thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26470)**\*\*

Um… nobody has _ever_ said anything like that to me. I’m speechless.

(OK, I’m lying; I’m not at all speechless, but I can’t write what I’m thinking because I’m trying to become accepted here.)

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/72 "2000-07-12T22:16:40Z")

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Wow!

People have crushes on me!

:::does happy dance:::

I haven’t had time to look through all of them yet, but trust me, I intend to spend the entire evening sifting through all the new fantasy fodder. Hehehehe…

Oh, and that picture of me, one of the best I’ve had taken IMHO, was taken at the Chicago Dopefest, by the lovely Sassy. So I’ve got to give her credit for making me look good!

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/73 "2000-07-12T22:28:52Z")

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Thanks for the big boost in my ego all! My head might get too big to fit my hat.

FTR, **Mr. Cynical** has officially made my list.

Gotta also say that **Zyada** has to have the sexiest picture of us all!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/74 "2000-07-12T22:45:11Z")

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Okay, I just went through the pics again. Made me a little crush list. Heh. Some babealicious dudes there.

My list is in alphabetical order:

aha  
Chef Troy  
chief  
ChiefScott  
Chronos  
Coldfire  
Gatsby  
Goboy  
Iampunha  
Kilgore Trout  
Milossarian  
Obfusciatrist  
seriousart  
soulsling

Sigh. So many stone-cold freaking hunks, so little time. 😃

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**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/75 "2000-07-12T23:40:39Z")

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☹

Come on guys …

- I’m not on a single list? \*

I try so damn hard, boosting your self-esteem, flattering your posts, stroking your, er, \* ego \* …

AND I DON’T MAKE A SINGLE LIST?

Come on people. You’re supposed to be interested in me for my MIND (ie, my posts) not my pic (which I’m SURE Shayna is going to add any MINUTE now…

I’ll sit over here and wait till it’s up and you all come crawling over to edit your lists. Good thing they’re not laminated this time.

By the way, this is my first smilie. I never had a good enough reason to use one before.  
…sigh…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/76 "2000-07-12T23:55:19Z")

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Frannie sez:  
\*\*

> [@](#):
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> Um… nobody has _ever_ said anything like that to me. I’m speechless.
> 
> (OK, I’m lying; I’m not at all speechless, but I can’t write what I’m thinking because I’m trying to become accepted here.)\*\*

Oh, you’re accepted allright! You’re cute, too. Welcome!

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/77 "2000-07-13T00:08:44Z")

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Coldfire - But oh how I wish I could see you smile.  
Fonzarelli  
iamphuna  
Kilgore Trout  
Resevoir Dog - Woo, those are _some_ eyes.  
Seriousart  
Soulsling - Hoo ha!  
Tymp - Something about you, tempts me… Mm.

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**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/78 "2000-07-13T00:22:57Z")

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Okay, I’ll play.

Baglady  
Blue Twylight  
Evil Twin  
Kricket  
Mega the Roo  
Monster  
Rosebud  
Shayna  
Sue D. (last but certainly not least)

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/79 "2000-07-13T00:26:26Z")

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Hey, well, I’ll get around to making a list, but right now I need to try to scrounge up a decent [current] photo of myself.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/80 "2000-07-13T00:34:12Z")

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persephone and mega:

My thanks for the priviledge of being on your list of hunks/cute guys.

Brunetter:

Damnit, girl, I listed you on my laminated! I CLEARLY said in my first post to this thread that those I had already mentioned in this light before did not go a second time.

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