# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/81 "2000-07-13T00:35:36Z")
Brunetter, whom I admire from afar. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/82 "2000-07-13T02:08:13Z")
My humblest thanks to those of you who had something nice to say about my pic. Let me preface my list by saying, as I have stated long before these photos were up, all you fine Doper ladies are aces in my book. Intelligence and humor are the hottest combination, and you’ve all already shown me a glimpse of your sexiest body part – your brain. OK, my list (in alphabetical order): **Annalamerino** **Brachyrhynchos** although I never want to have to write that name again 🙂 **Cristi/Persephone** And to think, to this point I only thought you ruled because you are so awesome and are a fellow Michiganian. Who knew you were babe-a-licious?! **Diane** My reaction to your pic was similar to Susan Sarandon’s reaction to Kevin Costner’s speech in Bull Durham: “Oh, my.” **Evilbeth** Pug nose. Mmmmmm… **Frannie** I think we have a winner in the Cutest Newbie contest (and your name reminds me of “Catcher in the Rye,” one of my all-time favorite books) **Kimkatt** I’m looking to cut my head out of a photo that will fit your husband’s body in that pic. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he? **Mega the Roo** Now that is a very kissable mouth. **Monster** Although I would like to lodge a complaint. How am I supposed to develop a full, naughty crush when your perfect, angelic child is right there next to you, so innocent? **Piano** Smokin’ hottie. **Ruadh** Your significant other’s eye in the upper right of that pic looks like hockey star Jaromir Jagr. Hockey fans: Am I right? (That’s not why I like your pic, however. You’re yummy. 🙂 ) **Sangria** **Shayna** Um … er. … uh … WOW! **Sue Duhnym** Add me to your male fan club. Get up near the Canadian border much? **Swimming Riddles** A classic example of Milo’s type: An intellectual-looking brunette. _swoons …_ But, what’s all this about “relaxed scruffiness?” Hey, I was on the outdoor deck to one of my best local watering holes, a stone’s throw away from one of the most picturesque inland lakes on the planet. Who wouldn’t be relaxed? And as for the “scruffiness,” is that a good thing, as in George Clooney? Or are we talking the GUY who lives in a VAN down by the RIVER? **Whoa Nellie** How _you_ doin’? As for the male pics: You hunky types make me sick. Quit trying to muscle in on my cyber-harem … ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/83 "2000-07-13T02:15:19Z")
Well, apparently all those hot guys can hit on ME, since Milo doesn’t love me. Hmpf. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/84 "2000-07-13T02:20:08Z")
Milo, I do believe you’re challenging me for the record I thought wsa rightfully mine . . . flirting with the most women, single or otherwise, in any one post. However, you said “As for the male pics: You hunky types make me sick. Quit trying to muscle in on my cyber-harem …” Hey, you got a problem with that? Get thee to a gym. Stop posting so much (yes, I know, I post like 20x a day . . . shut up) and start building up your body, not just your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/85 "2000-07-13T02:27:08Z")
Um, Falcon, I _do_ luv ya, babe, but my list was already so long it was a little silly, and you **did** leave me off **your** list, after all. (I refer the Jury to people’s exhibit #1, the OP). And iampunha? iamkidding. But thanks for the shots at this 33-year-old physique, young’un. Perhaps you’d like to lace them up and get on the ice with me sometime? And I ain’t talking figure-skating. (Can we please get back to sophomorically ogling one another now?) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/86 "2000-07-13T02:28:45Z")
Boys, boys, boys! Stop fighting! You’re all totally hot super-stud-muffins, and we all lust after all of you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, okay? Really we do! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/87 "2000-07-13T02:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Frannie (good God, woman . . . )** > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Milossarian \*\*\* > **Frannie** I think we have a winner in the Cutest Newbie contest (and your name reminds me of “Catcher in the Rye,” one of my all-time favorite books)_\* Thank you. Um… I thought the two of you were gonna fight? You made up while I was busy figuring out how to include both quotes in one post? I really _must_ learn how to do these things more quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/88 "2000-07-13T02:47:42Z")
No, there will be no fighting here. (Milo gives iampunha a manly hug … realizing he likes it perhaps a little more than he should … holds on a little too long …) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/89 "2000-07-13T02:55:19Z")
Well, I didn’t want MY list to be insanely long either. Hell, I think aside from MC the SDMB Male Slut, my list is the longest. You know I love you, Milo! _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/90 "2000-07-13T03:00:39Z")
Milossarian said: “Perhaps you’d like to lace them up and get on the ice with me sometime? And I ain’t talking figure-skating.” Sure thing. I played hockey a bit a few years back . . . But seriously, this is all in good fun. Persephone said: "Boys, boys, boys! Stop fighting! You’re all totally hot super-stud-muffins, and we all lust after all of you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns, okay? Really we do! ;)" When will you ladies learn? I, to say nothing of Milossarian, am a man, not a boy. Please try to keep the two straight in your head . . . there is a rather marked difference 😉 Honestly, though, I am loving this . . . it’s nice to ahve so many attractive women admiring me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/91 "2000-07-13T03:18:05Z")
brunetter … without a doubt … she is a hottie!!! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/92 "2000-07-13T03:20:37Z")
> [@](#): > > I, to say nothing of Milossarian, am a man, not a boy. Please try to keep the two straight in your head . . . there is a rather marked difference :::resting chin on hand::: Oh please, explain to this twice-married-mother-of-two-(three if you count my musician husband) just what the difference is? Aside from a slightly larger…vocabulary, I am completely unable discern the two. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/93 "2000-07-13T03:33:41Z")
**Michi** : > [@](#): > > I did note that a lot of the men who jumped out at me had a screen name starting with S. Strange. Yay! Close enough! ::doing the happy dance:: (Also, she commented that it was “Strange.” A subconcious statement concerning one of her crushes? I can only assume so.) I keep my crushes a secret. Although girls with screen names beginning with ‘M’ who aren’t even on the SDMB picture pages, but on the TM Homepage, seem to jump out at me. **Hijack:** Milo, _Catcher in the Rye_ is also one of your favorite books? Geez, man, we have almost the exact same taste in literature. Something about titles beginning with C-A-T-C-H. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/94 "2000-07-13T03:53:47Z")
Lazarus7 said: “brunetter … without a doubt … she is a hottie!!!” You know, I’d hope you would choose YOUR WIFE! Persephone said: ":::resting chin on hand::: Oh please, explain to this twice-married-mother-of-two- (three if you count my musician husband) just what the difference is? Aside from a slightly larger…vocabulary, I am completely unable discern the two." Okay, Persephone . . . listen up. 1. A man, as we’ve said in other threads, will look forward to talking to a lady about Shakespeare and other intelligent things. A boy will look at a woman and try to guess her bra size. 2. A man will, given an inch, take half that. A boy will assume he’s been given a foot and take more. 3. A man does not judge ladies by how they dress but by how they think. A boy does not know the meaning of the word “lady.” There are more, but I think the point is proven. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/95 "2000-07-13T04:33:08Z")
My list: \*\* Swiddles Sue D. EvilBeth Mega the Roo Swiddles Evil Twin\*\* But I’m not on anybody else’s list, dammit. Hmmm…can’t post twice in a minute…I had this one in one window & replied to something else in another window…trying it again… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/96 "2000-07-13T04:39:51Z")
I notice there are a few mainstays of every male’s list . . . seems we all have very good taste. Gunslinger, I bet there’s a good reason you listed Swiddles twice . . . now, if I could just find some female in this area with all the qualities of some dopers who wasn’t moving to Richmond later this month . . . I would SO be set. Any of you have relatives around here? ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/97 "2000-07-13T05:09:50Z")
Kelli, I hope you have some money, cause I’m sending you the bill from the EMT’s who had to be called in to revive me when I passed out from seeing someone actually put me on their list. :: grin :: As for my list…in no particular order. Kellibelli: She noticed me!! She actually noticed me!! That’s all a geek needs really. 🙂 Mega The Roo: Wouldn’t mind hopping to attention with her, hubbahubba. SeaDiver: Should’ve sent me the pictures, see, Demo made them public, I told you I wouldn’t make any sent to me public…Ah well. You be a hottie, I bet the water boils where you dive. Brunetter: What can I say, you have a nice virtual butt to pat. :: GDRLH :: ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/98 "2000-07-13T05:13:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > \*\*Brunetter: What can I say, you have a nice virtual butt to pat. > \*\* given how much she loves her ass … _chuckle_ … well I am out of here before I make more trouble than you can throw a fajita at. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/99 "2000-07-13T05:22:18Z")
I didn’t wade through these posts, since I’m not on the pages yet and therefore probably wasn’t mentioned, but I have to say that **Sue D** is quite remarkable! Monster ain’t half bad herself… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/100 "2000-07-13T05:24:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*Well, **NothingMan** is my backup should hubby kick the bucket (where’s YOUR picture?!?), but I’ll venture a go. > \*\* Thanks **Sue** , you are a great poster and quite the catch . . . the crush is reciprocated. As for the pic, well I have chosen my cyber-crushes on posts alone - but I will see what I can do. **SwimmingRiddles** , aristocratic beauty - short memory. **Kiva** , the woman who can talk baseball with the best of the guys, that is such a turn on, will you be mine ? **pepperlandgirl** , you are my Broncos soulmate, a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a break-out 35 yard Davis run . . . and thou. - **NM** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=6)