# The ALL NEW SD Crush list...... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288 "2000-07-12T06:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/101 "2000-07-13T05:29:36Z")
Thanks, Mr. C. I’m glad someone mentioned me, even though I’m quite sure you listed every female… C’mon, send your picture in, too… In no particular order… Obfusciatrist (need I say more) Coldfire (damn, you’re cute) John Corrado (you just look so HUGGABLE) Chief Scott (love a man in uniform) Jubie2k ('cause you look like you’re up to something) Trion (you look like a fun guy–not fungii 🙂 ) On the Junior Crush list: red\_dragon (see, somebody likes you) Gunslinger (nice smile) iampunha ('cause he likes himself enough I should, too 😃 ) FreakFreely (I see major mischief in those eyes) Monster104 (just plain cute) Apologies to anyone I didn’t list specifically, but like I said in the PeoplePage thread…I think we’re ALL good-looking! And, of course, sight unseen, still have a crush on DRY… ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/102 "2000-07-13T05:54:38Z")
> [@](#): > > pepperlandgirl, you are my Broncos soulmate, a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, a break-out 35 > yard Davis run . . . and thou. That is the most romantic thing anybody has every said to me. Really _Wipes away a tear_. (I’m seriously not being sarcastic) ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/103 "2000-07-13T06:07:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > \*\*I didn’t wade through these posts, since I’m not on the pages yet and therefore probably wasn’t mentioned… > > \*\* Demo, you’re on my list, pic or no. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/104 "2000-07-13T07:11:11Z")
Ok here’s my list. From pics alone: Kilgore Soulsling Serious Art TalkingSquirrel Others (chatters mostly :)) male and female cause theyre so damn cool): Pricciar Demo Psycat Seadiver Kyla Falcon Lanna Gawd Lexicon MrCynical EvilGhandi, and Missus Evil Ghandi If I forgot ya, i’m sorry, but yeah, youre on my list too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/105 "2000-07-13T09:32:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > \*\ ***Ruadh** Your significant other’s eye in the upper right of that pic looks like hockey star Jaromir Jagr. Hockey fans: Am I right? \*\* Yes, I guess if one were to have hockey-on-the-brain, his eye _does_ look like Jagr’s eye. (Unless it _is_ Jagr, let’s just hope he doesn’t have his hair also!) Why did you think of that?!? Suffering from NHL withdrawal, are we? BTW, I have never realized what a wonderfully cute and flattering a phrase “pug nose” could be!! Thanks! (or would that be “grunt, snort, grunt”? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/106 "2000-07-13T09:55:48Z")
The ladies in my sig, and TroubleAgain. There were also a couple of really nice looking ladies I’ve never met, but I’m not naming them. I’m a flirt, not a 'ho. I realize that some of the ladies in my sig aren’t on the people pages: 1. I don’t care 2. With the exception of one, I know what each of them looks like (my spies are everywhere) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/107 "2000-07-13T09:59:46Z")
**TroubleAgain** you’re in trouble again. It’s **ChiefScott**!! No space! I hate that _almost_ as much as smilies. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/108 "2000-07-13T10:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*A man, as we’ve said in other threads, will look forward to talking to a lady about Shakespeare \*\* True, true. You rang? (Not YOU, Iampunha!) ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/109 "2000-07-13T11:52:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\ ***TroubleAgain** you’re in trouble again. > > It’s **ChiefScott**!! No space! > > I hate that _almost_ as much as smilies. \*\* Damn, **ChiefScott** , screwed up again! I’m sorry…doesn’t my compliment count as a mitigating factor? (Smilies omitted in apology for having f’d up again…) ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/110 "2000-07-13T12:39:35Z")
From **TroubleAgain** > [@](#): > > Trion (you look like a fun guy–not fungii) Thank you, TroubleAgain. Yes, I am a fun guy. : throws confetti into air, blows on kazoo : Now if you’ll excuse me, I think someone needs to turn the hose on **iampunha.** ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/111 "2000-07-13T13:54:11Z")
My goodness, there are some hotties posting to this board! I’m not going to enumerate my female crushes because I want each one of them to think they’re the only woman in the world for me. In fact, um, there IS only one and you know who you are. _smooch_ that ought to clear it up. As for the men, I don’t want to embarrass anyone whose orientation I don’t know, but doobieous, you break my heart for leaving me off your list after all the things you said that night in Cairo. MattMCL, forget Esprix…the willowy type will only break your heart in the end - you’re better off with a guy like me. _wink_ And goboy, I can’t believe no one’s mentioned you yet, you muffin you. _grin_ BTW, I think iampunha has kind of an eighth-season-of-“Married with Children”-Bud-Bundy thing going on. Not hitting on you, punha, just making an observation. VogueVixen, I love the hair! You look like a non-anorexic Denise Richards. Special honors to Shayna, who put together one hell of a site for us (and who’s nicely put together herself). By the rules of the SDMB, aren’t we supposed to pick at minutia and make her cry? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/112 "2000-07-13T14:18:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NothingMan \* > \*\ ***SwimmingRiddles** , aristocratic beauty - short memory. > \*\* Darling, if you read my post carefully, you’ll see there is a disclaimer about that list being only about the fellas who are on the Shayna page. Of course you are on my list. As originator of the aristocratic beauty line, (I think that was you, right?) you get an automatic seat. Like the UN Security Council. 😃 I am terribly flattered by all who chose me. ::shuffles feet:: thanks, guys. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/113 "2000-07-13T14:25:19Z")
My new crush is Aud. The Hawiaan babe who is highly susceptable to my fake NY accent. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/114 "2000-07-13T16:11:57Z")
Damn, got dissed by Doob… How quickly one is forgotten ☹ Shayna, I figured you’d get the pics from the original page, I’ll see what I can do about getting you a new one. Of course only if you think you’d be interested in including me. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/115 "2000-07-13T17:11:48Z")
Narile said: “Brunetter: What can I say, you have a nice virtual butt to pat. :: GDRLH ::” 1. GDRLH? WTF??? 2. Brunetter, you never sent MEEEEEEE a picture of your virtual butt . . . now those thousands of other pics I have of you seem lacking . . . how hard am I going to have to beg for this one? TroubleAgain said: “iampunha ('cause he likes himself enough I should, too :D)” Well . . . what can I say? Having a (mostly) positive attitude in this forum has paid off nicely . . . \ Seriously, though, this is to make up for the 12+ years I had of feeling generally shitty about myself. A nice treat for me, now, getting all this attention . . . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/116 "2000-07-13T17:15:18Z")
GDRLH = Grinning, ducking, running like hell. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/117 "2000-07-13T18:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Narile said: > “Brunetter: What can I say, you have a nice virtual butt to pat. :: GDRLH ::” > > 1. GDRLH? WTF??? > \*\* I learned last night that this means “Grin, Duck, Run Like Hell” which is pretty accurate … because if ANYONE ever even THOUGHT about touching my ass in real life, there’d be hell to pay. Like we found out in chat last night, I have ass issues. \*\* > [@](#): > > 1. Brunetter, you never sent MEEEEEEE a picture of your virtual butt . . . now those thousands of other pics I have of you seem lacking . . . how hard am I going to have to beg for this one? > \*\* Don’t worry Paddy, there’s no such pic. Narile has this nasty habit of patting every girl who wanders innocently into chat, on the butt. I guess because I raised a fuss about it, I got remembered. And the only thing those pics are lacking, Paddy, is clothing!! ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/118 "2000-07-13T18:08:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > temporarily putting baglady up here until I can see her whole head unadulterated) Bwa hahahaha! I can’t believe Obfusciatrist sent that one. I usually don’t like having my photo taken… of course there _is_ my Skin Art magazine cover, but that was a few years (and fewer pounds) ago… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/119 "2000-07-13T18:16:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brunetter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > > \*\*I didn’t wade through these posts, since I’m not on the pages yet and therefore probably wasn’t mentioned… > > > > \*\* > > Demo, you’re on my list, pic or no. > \*\* Who ever said whining will get you nowhere??? 😛 Thanks Brunetter!!! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288/120 "2000-07-13T18:35:09Z")
Baglady said: “Bwa hahahaha! I can’t believe Obfusciatrist sent that one. I usually don’t like having my photo taken… of course there _is_ my Skin Art magazine cover, but that was a few years (and fewer pounds) ago…” Send it on over. My email addy’s in my profile. Always looking to add to my collection of pictures of attractive females! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-all-new-sd-crush-list/25288.md?page=7)